BONUS STRIP MAY 2015
Added 2015-05-22 19:27:21 +0000 UTC"zoomer" is rutten technology's version of siri
6/15 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/2793671
4/15 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=2318921
Comments
oh thank god. I wanted to know what carla was saying in that last panel for so long.
Jade
2019-03-03 01:13:34 +0000 UTCTranscript Panel two Mary: You've been hogging the commons tv all day. Carla: I was here first. As usual, it sucks to be other people who are not me. Panel three Mary: Maybe the rest of us don't want to watch this sinful trash. Carla: Oh, and what YOU consume is so VIRTUOUS. Panel four Mary: My mind is a temple for the Lord. I zealously CURATE it. Carla: Zoomer, how can I hack into another student's search history?
BBCC
2019-03-02 18:42:30 +0000 UTCYeah, being new sucks. Here's my best guess at the dialogue: Panel 1: [Carla watches TV] Panel 2: Mary: "You've been hogging the commons TV all day." Carla: "I was here first. As usual, it sucks to be other people who are not me." Panel 3: Mary: "[word I can neither make out nor guess via context]... the most of us don't want to watch this sinful trash." Carla: "Oh, and what you consume is so VIRTUOUS." Panel 4: Mary: "My mind is a temple for the Lord. I joyously curate it." Carla: "Zoomer, how can I hack into another student's web search history?" Panel 5: [Panel 1 2: Panel harder]
miniMeissner
2018-02-03 21:59:23 +0000 UTCResolution has been degraded on this comic so it can't be read.
Doomed
2016-09-05 01:57:18 +0000 UTCI completely missed this the first time around!
Theron Gilliland, Jr.
2016-01-21 03:11:27 +0000 UTCI had forgotten about this
Stoodmuffin
2016-01-20 07:48:52 +0000 UTCjust doing the main ones joyce lives to end,billy dies in alcohol fire or tripping in woods, les fighting the killer, walky by swimming or sex with dorthy, dorthy sex or pissed off at killer for getting walky,amber sex or fighting,danny wrong place wrong time,joe trying to bang stabbed,sal left,mike helping killer,
ismael torres
2015-05-23 06:15:36 +0000 UTCIt's certainly hot where she's going... Wait, no, she's apparently Christian, and deeds don't factor in. Shit.
Max Jolley
2015-05-23 05:10:34 +0000 UTCDramatic effect.
Max Jolley
2015-05-23 05:06:11 +0000 UTCShe probably gets off on yaoi.
Timothy Mann
2015-05-23 04:55:21 +0000 UTCThis strip perfectly portrays why I love Carla and Ultra Car. 10/10 would vote Carla again
Russell Hutchens
2015-05-23 04:36:33 +0000 UTCWhat happened to the wall in panel 4?
Bradly Roberts
2015-05-23 04:31:47 +0000 UTCThis is fantastic in every way. Thank you!!!
Gwen Sanger
2015-05-23 02:53:34 +0000 UTCRemember, Mary loves manga.
Kathleen Cross
2015-05-23 00:29:13 +0000 UTCI love her. WOO CARLA!
Kerrin
2015-05-22 22:05:15 +0000 UTCShort Circuit.
Oliver Brink
2015-05-22 20:44:05 +0000 UTCCome on Mary, you gotta learn how to use the incognito feature On tour browser!
Doc Brown
2015-05-22 20:11:02 +0000 UTCMaybe she has nude pictures of Josh Duggar in her browser history?
Michelle
2015-05-22 20:09:07 +0000 UTC"Rutten Technology", eh? Does that mean Carla's parents in this universe are basically what Joe and Rachel were later in the Walkyverse, just not Joe and Rachel because those are other characters? I feel like this was probably already explained in Carla's book bio and I haven't seen it yet or something...
Ryan Kertai
2015-05-22 20:00:33 +0000 UTCI'm kinda curious as to what Carla's watching now
Katherine Pollack
2015-05-22 19:49:37 +0000 UTCI wanna pose a question to Mr. Willis and anyone else who feels like answering. If the DoA people went to crystal lake. Who would die? Who would survive? How do yall see that scenario going?
Joel Bennett Rice
2015-05-22 19:45:43 +0000 UTCGiven all the crap she's said, I fully expect her browser history to be full of lesbian porn or something that would be hellaciously hypocritical for her to have viewed given her words in the past.
C
2015-05-22 19:45:26 +0000 UTCMary is so evil. Why must she also be so hot?
Joel Bennett Rice
2015-05-22 19:44:46 +0000 UTC"As usual, it sucks to be other people who are not me." Imma steal the hell out of that. :)
Simon Davis
2015-05-22 19:41:22 +0000 UTCI suspect that we really, really don't.
Flounder
2015-05-22 19:40:53 +0000 UTCHaha, guess she didn't have much of a defense. Now I want to know what Mary's hiding...
Sam
2015-05-22 19:37:54 +0000 UTC
