BONUS STRIP FEBRUARY 2016
Added 2016-02-29 01:43:50 +0000 UTCcarla and galasso kept on vying for top spot so i was like whatever i'll put them both in
3/16 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/4908731
1/16 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/4228517
Comments
Loooong pig
Maurice Brown
2025-07-14 21:41:19 +0000 UTCTranscript: Panel 1, Carla: "I want a pizza with every single animal on it. Load it up with meat." Panel 1, Galasso: "It shall be done." Panel 2, Danny: "Be careful. Galasso can take things people say pretty dang literally." Panel 5, Carla: "Non-Human animals."
Yoder of Kansas
2022-11-25 03:46:25 +0000 UTCGallasso doesn't strike me\ as the reading type.
Captain Button
2016-03-01 18:21:01 +0000 UTCThis poll outcome pleases me.
Carla Viz
2016-03-01 12:44:01 +0000 UTCMarten no
Jeph Jacques
2016-02-29 15:30:15 +0000 UTCGood bye Ken
Bagge
2016-02-29 10:46:40 +0000 UTCMixed messages
Jonathan Gantz
2016-02-29 08:55:15 +0000 UTCHe should have read the employee handbook more carefully.
Bagge
2016-02-29 08:47:06 +0000 UTCIt's his last apperance
Bagge
2016-02-29 08:46:18 +0000 UTCYay. It's been way too long since we last saw Galasso.
Mersharr
2016-02-29 08:23:52 +0000 UTCDamn you for making me think of Fry's dog from Futurama. It's bonus strip day! This is meant to be a happy time!
Dean Reilly
2016-02-29 08:13:24 +0000 UTCYou have to admire Galassos' sense of custom service, though.
Bagge
2016-02-29 07:01:39 +0000 UTCIs this Ken's first appearance?
darklion
2016-02-29 06:30:54 +0000 UTCNot anymore they don't...
Bagge
2016-02-29 06:25:50 +0000 UTCFaz is great and so is his squid. Faz' squid is not an euphemism for his penis.
Bagge
2016-02-29 06:25:07 +0000 UTCFOOL. THOSE ARE FOR DESSERT . FOOL
Bagge
2016-02-29 06:24:22 +0000 UTCI have to wonder what previous experience Danny has with Gallasso being literary minded.
Bagge
2016-02-29 06:22:47 +0000 UTC*Catches Galasso on the way through the door with a guide book to the zoo* "ONLY A FEW ANIMALS, WHICH I NOW WILL LIST"
Bagge
2016-02-29 06:21:06 +0000 UTCHmmm....I guess I don't hate people THAT much.
Tip
2016-02-29 06:03:38 +0000 UTCWow! That sure was nice of Carla to step in : )
Gwen Sanger
2016-02-29 05:33:58 +0000 UTCIf you were Ken, would you continue to work for Galasso? "Yeah, you did try to murder me. But I need the paycheck."
Populuxe
2016-02-29 05:14:48 +0000 UTCTHERE WAS NO VYING. GALASSO HAS TRIUMPHED!
Paul Grodt
2016-02-29 04:31:19 +0000 UTCI now realize Rashid has had more appearances in these bonus strips than in the webcomic proper.
Francisco
2016-02-29 03:50:18 +0000 UTCI can't help but wonder if she realized what he was doing in panel three and spent panel four debating if she really wanted to know what people taste like.
jimbotherisenclown
2016-02-29 03:32:48 +0000 UTC"I still want one of every other animal."
Hambone Fakenamington
2016-02-29 03:30:49 +0000 UTCso THIS is how Blade Runner started
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2016-02-29 03:26:56 +0000 UTCCarla, Galasso *and* Honda in one strip that involves customer service? All we need now is a Transformers rant and we've reached Peak Shortpacked.
Anonymous Unknown
2016-02-29 02:59:20 +0000 UTCDanny: Also, you nearly ran me over once and I got tackled by a hot guy as a result. ...Have I thanked you for that?
Aranda Adams
2016-02-29 02:52:54 +0000 UTCOh Galasso, always being you...
C
2016-02-29 02:42:47 +0000 UTCwhy not use one of the humans in the snow globes in the basement
Tsa
2016-02-29 02:32:51 +0000 UTCWould non-human animals still include Mary? Nevermind, Carla probably doesn't want to devour that much bile.
Hedgie
2016-02-29 02:19:52 +0000 UTCIs that Blanka?
sam
2016-02-29 02:15:03 +0000 UTCI like how Dhalsim gets subtle character building through these patreon strips.
Spencer
2016-02-29 02:13:23 +0000 UTCThere might be a dog tied up outside . . .
Doomed
2016-02-29 02:09:06 +0000 UTCThis is the best possible strip you could have written. Are these the character models for Danny and Carla this storyline, or possibly the next?
Spencer
2016-02-29 02:06:08 +0000 UTCNope. Back when we first learned Danny was bi, Carla was skating by when Danny almost leaped in front of her.
Spencer
2016-02-29 02:05:53 +0000 UTCRyu!
Cerberus
2016-02-29 02:03:49 +0000 UTCis this the first time danny and carla have been in a panel together?
Lazuli
2016-02-29 02:03:08 +0000 UTCOr roaches. She didn't specify mammals. Or even vertebrates. I'm also amused that she seems to realize it, think about it for a bit and then decide to clarify. A wise choice Carla, long pig isn't healthy.
Jeff MacDonald
2016-02-29 02:00:47 +0000 UTCHow long is she willing to wait? Could take a while to find a deep sea giant squid. Perfect job for Faz though.
Andrew
2016-02-29 02:00:07 +0000 UTCCarla babe, you better hope Galasso's Pizza (and Subs) doesn't have mice...
Shiro
2016-02-29 01:51:45 +0000 UTCHi Ken!
Jen
2016-02-29 01:46:45 +0000 UTCDemocracy works!
Alan Resendiz
2016-02-29 01:45:28 +0000 UTC
