Riley: "But I don't wanna be taken outta school!"
Robin: "Said no real kid ever, ya lizard-person."
Riley: "But it's tater tots day."
Robin: "Sorry, kiddo, but I need you out with me on the campaign trail. I need my constituency to see my family values on display."
Riley: "Robin, our family is big. I dunno why you need me."
Robin: "'Cuz after certain events involving certain other sisters, maybe I need to be seen next a family member we're pretty sure aint never banged anyone!"
Robin: "...Mom."
RubbishBinMan
2022-08-14 06:56:08 +0000 UTC
Let me just save Willis the trouble of reading through a bunch of repeated posts: aren't there any versions of these early strips with better resolution?
Tiago Quintana
2020-06-08 14:58:32 +0000 UTC
Super-ass late to the party, but... does Robin realize that with a double negative like that, she's implying even the 12-year-old's a slut?
miniMeissner
2018-02-03 21:19:03 +0000 UTC
Does this . . . does this mean that Robin's mother is now eligible for my votes in the next bonus strip? (The personal lives of the minor characters fascinate me!) I also kinda like the idea of one bonus strip a month being about Robin's run for re-election.
Theron Gilliland, Jr.
2016-04-03 14:37:53 +0000 UTC
I love how Robin's "understanding" of Roz's actions was "I need to campaign with someone who is a virgin."
Airyu
2016-04-01 04:45:51 +0000 UTC
Now there is a story.
sam
2016-03-29 13:53:04 +0000 UTC
give her time...
Bagge
2016-03-29 08:00:54 +0000 UTC
Mum deSanto is afraid what Riley will do to get out of politics.
Bagge
2016-03-29 05:37:42 +0000 UTC
She isn't getting any tater tots? This is why kids in Republican households grow up to be Democrats.
Populuxe
2016-03-29 03:32:29 +0000 UTC
So Riley is the only respectable one in the family?
Captain Button
2016-03-29 02:27:26 +0000 UTC
Please tell me Riley will be tagging along in Robin's arrival in June. We're getting more Jocelyne. We need more Riley.
Spencer
2016-03-29 01:49:52 +0000 UTC
Not cereal-starved, but tater tots-starved is still plenty entertaining. This is the best bonus strip so far. I would love to see more of Riley in the regular Dumbing of Age strip.
sam
2016-03-29 01:26:00 +0000 UTC
I take it Robin doesn't appreciate she wouldn't have been born if that wasn't the case...
C
2016-03-29 01:25:08 +0000 UTC
Riley's pout face is adorable!
ZPX
2016-03-29 01:24:25 +0000 UTC
Cereal and tater tots. A girl after my own breakfast heart.