BONUS STRIP MAY 2016
Added 2016-05-26 23:05:29 +0000 UTCthe warners are still leading the poll, right, i haven't actually gone to go check that that remains the case in about a week, but i wrote this one in the shower, so
4/16 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-2016-5229004
6/16 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-june-5864148
Comments
They knew their boy was good
A. B. Cianchetti
2024-08-20 05:22:15 +0000 UTCGeorge: "Honey? We've got mail from our son, Michael!" Harriet: ""Dearest parents, I write to thank you for the care package you so thoughtfully mailed to me."" Harriet: "And here is a series of photographs he took of himself rubbing the contents of the package all over his genitals and then throwing everything in the garbage." George: "That's my boy! Always knowing the importance of expressing yourself!" Harriet: "He is a treasure!"
RubbishBinMan
2022-08-14 07:14:47 +0000 UTCIs there a version of this strip with better resolution?
Tiago Quintana
2020-06-08 14:56:31 +0000 UTCI should be thanking you! Your comment in the voting polls was what made me vote for this one. 100% worth it.
Christine Marie
2016-05-31 23:54:11 +0000 UTC"You have no power here."
Flounder
2016-05-27 13:30:33 +0000 UTCdang it is
David Willis
2016-05-27 03:52:58 +0000 UTCWillis - is the 'photoraphs' a typo missing a 'g'?
Stephen B.
2016-05-27 03:35:33 +0000 UTCThe sad part is that I know parents like that... and they're raising our next generation... lol
Nikki
2016-05-27 03:14:17 +0000 UTCWhat is wrong with that kid? I ask. About 15-odd-probably-more years since his introduction.
Steven Pope
2016-05-27 03:05:08 +0000 UTCNah, picture growing up with these parents. Mike acts out to try to provoke a reaction, because if he does at least it's an improvement over the constant samey niceness that was his entire childhood.
Viktor
2016-05-27 00:48:42 +0000 UTCCleanse yourself
Scott McCarthy
2016-05-27 00:45:56 +0000 UTCSo he is some kind of performance artist?
Captain Button
2016-05-26 23:37:17 +0000 UTCMaybe somewhat like the kind of parents who, when you're a kid, you think "aw man they're the best parents" but then took back on it decades later your realize "holy shit they were terrible parents"
DVW
2016-05-26 23:28:42 +0000 UTCOh man, so worth it. Thanks!
R. Francis Smith
2016-05-26 23:25:35 +0000 UTCThis is both hilarious and mildly disturbing. Not sure whether they were terrible parents or good parents or Mike is just that damn smooth (In terms of somehow being such a jerk he gets away scott free, like so jerky people think he has to be joking) :P
Mabel Heven
2016-05-26 23:15:24 +0000 UTCNot exaggerating, ate some bad stuff, that dialogue may have tipped the scales.
Doomed
2016-05-26 23:11:02 +0000 UTCI'm going to throw up. Vivid word picture, young sir
Doomed
2016-05-26 23:10:23 +0000 UTCMike's parents: best parents or *best parents*?
Jen
2016-05-26 23:07:05 +0000 UTC
