Early update for June 21, 2016
Added 2016-06-20 04:06:22 +0000 UTChello breakfast my old friend
UPDATE: i kinda liked "hello breakfast my old friend" and i went to see if it was better than the hovertext i'd already written for this update on the proper website, and now I'm not sure. Better or worse than "no good deed goes unshipped"?????
