Early update for January 22, 2023
Added 2023-01-21 04:55:01 +0000 UTCjust broadcasting it
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Above us, only sky!
Shane Wegner
2023-01-22 10:26:52 +0000 UTCNo God, no rules!
Bagge
2023-01-22 05:03:23 +0000 UTCOr, you know, fanfic
Bagge
2023-01-22 05:02:32 +0000 UTCJoe is going to walk in on this argument, isn't he? That's where it feels like this is going to me: he finds out what Dorothy is up to, Asks Her to Leave, and then she slinks off, realizing that *Joe* has just protected Joyce from *her*.
David Jackson
2023-01-22 02:58:43 +0000 UTCIt’s more Dorothy still trying to keep her feelings closeted and channeling them into helping a friend. You’re probably right, in that she’ll realize the errors of her ways, and pull back, but perhaps Joyce will realize she likes Dorothy.
Andrea Andrew
2023-01-21 13:46:21 +0000 UTCYeeeaahhhhh I dunno about this y’all. This ain’t the ship y’all want. This is intrusive, rude, and carries the wrong motivations (on multiple levels, this whole thing is less/not even about “helping Joyce find herself” and more 1. Proving roz wrong 2. Denying joe 3. having more of an impact on Joyce than Dorothy’s perception of Jennifer’s). Hoping Joyce sees through this. If not then woof.
mirror
2023-01-21 12:28:33 +0000 UTCBEST-CASE SCENARIO THAT IS INCREDIBLY FANFICTION AND WILL NOT HAPPEN: Joyce gets deathly calm, looks Dorothy in the eyes, and goes “Fine. F-Fine. Show me how YOU do it.” “Wh-what? No, I mean, I was going to use, the washing machines—“ “In public? Dorothy, what the heck? That’s crazy. No, if you’re going to teach me or whatever, show me how you do it. Right here. Right. Now.” (Slipshine OR Dorothy immediately flees the room in defeat)
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-01-21 08:38:57 +0000 UTCDo we have a title for the next book yet?
Andrew
2023-01-21 06:26:20 +0000 UTCThis is going to go fantastically, I'm sure. /s
IAmDeltaS
2023-01-21 06:25:38 +0000 UTCDorothy: I've decided to pressure you into sexual exploration so you don't end up with someone like Joe. What a good friend /s
Girlycore
2023-01-21 06:20:38 +0000 UTCDorothy should probably take up cartooning. Then she'd learn that what she's currently doing is basically a bad porn script.
darklion
2023-01-21 06:11:15 +0000 UTCI wonder what sort of epiphanies 20-year post-nut clarity would give Joyce?
Shane Wegner
2023-01-21 05:39:26 +0000 UTCSo, two commenters on the previous strip over at the main site (already over 100 comments, BTW) have noted that there's a SCRUBS scene in which Elliot (whom, let us recall, Walky referenced in his conversation just now with Dorothy) uses a washing machine for the exact purpose Dorothy is now suggesting to Joyce. Prediction: This is going to turn out to be an extended hallucination by a spiraling Dorothy, climaxing (pun partially intended) with Joyce looking at Dorothy and asking, "Where do you think we are?"
Harold
2023-01-21 05:38:18 +0000 UTC
