Early update for March 16, 2023
Added 2023-03-15 03:55:00 +0000 UTCgive me my plausible deniability and also not whatever that just was
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'Caught the pokemon'
Bagge
2023-03-16 07:44:42 +0000 UTC“Self-checkout” seemed pretty obvious.
AE Gonzalez
2023-03-15 19:22:26 +0000 UTCHave you been to Wal-Mart lately?
Andrea Andrew
2023-03-15 14:49:18 +0000 UTC“The Walmart logo looks like an anus” Thanks for that Dave Willis. Now I can’t not see it.
Joseph
2023-03-15 12:35:18 +0000 UTCNot "I Have Performed An Elaborate Procedure To Bulwark Me Against Your Charms"?
Jasmijn Wellner
2023-03-15 08:38:15 +0000 UTCBut which is the better anus of our nature?
Dan Rabin
2023-03-15 07:08:03 +0000 UTCDumbing of Age: The Wal*Mart Logo Looks Like an Anus. In stores today! Except probably not Wal*Mart.
Shane Wegner
2023-03-15 06:54:43 +0000 UTCI think Wal-Mart is the better anus if we're going there. Target's logo is a diseased anus.
darklion
2023-03-15 06:41:23 +0000 UTCIt clocks. You see few employees so you're going it solo.
Steve McSheffrey
2023-03-15 05:46:22 +0000 UTCAmber is the BEST sister oh my god. This is top tier messing with the new date. XD
BBCC
2023-03-15 04:18:31 +0000 UTCsigh... Now I wish the title of the book would be <i>GODDAMMIT I KNEW WHAT ALL OF THOSE MEANT JUST LET ME PRETEND THAT I DON'T!</i>.
Packy Anderson
2023-03-15 04:18:16 +0000 UTCI love that Amber immediately knew what Joyce was talking about.
Harold
2023-03-15 04:14:30 +0000 UTCTarget self checkout seems like a stretch to me. Not stretching any anuses though.
E
2023-03-15 04:12:44 +0000 UTC"Shaking hands with Mr. Wonderful."
Harold
2023-03-15 04:10:49 +0000 UTC*Joyce* brought up the subject! *Joyce*, a five-foot-something woman-shaped dainty garden pavilion of libido! "Bulwark against your charms" my ass, Joyce—more like a hand-written silver-ink invitation to discuss those charms! Can't resist: "placating the tadpole". "touching up the life-drawing". Anyone else want to make up a few?
Dan Rabin
2023-03-15 04:07:58 +0000 UTC
