Early update for April 7, 2023
Added 2023-04-06 03:55:00 +0000 UTCjust go to panera bread, they don't really bother
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Dorothy you get back here and lez out with your wife IMMEDIATELY
Fart Captor
2023-04-06 18:52:13 +0000 UTCYep, she's going after Walky. Doubt he'll take her up on it, but if he does, I hope they do it on garbage roof.
Uniquitous
2023-04-06 11:37:15 +0000 UTCI think we can considerate Joyce and Joe a couple from now. When exactly 2 people can call themselves a couple?
Amós Batista
2023-04-06 09:30:20 +0000 UTCOkay, I'm still worried as heck about what Dorothy's going to do, but that was unexpectedly hilarious.
T Campbell
2023-04-06 09:18:49 +0000 UTCShe'll start burning down governmental buildings
Bagge
2023-04-06 06:54:31 +0000 UTCDon't be silly, Joe! We have to convince her ranch is okay first
BBCC
2023-04-06 06:33:57 +0000 UTCThis is definitely the most likely scenario but like is he even gonna go for it? Or is this Dorothy Gets Humiliation Conga’d?
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-04-06 06:25:59 +0000 UTCHer odds are probably amazing in a college town!
Shane Wegner
2023-04-06 05:54:59 +0000 UTCIF this is about making a play for Walky, he could easily say 'Nah, not gonna do that to Lucy.' But he's ambivalent on the whole 'Me loves you really fast!' thing so might go for it in some sort of Garbage Roof style self-sabotage. I'm hoping that if it comes to that, he puts his foot down. Then again, maybe Dorothy has something entirely else in mind, like the 'selfish thing' is just not going to Yale or something. Like I guess she already decided, but maybe deciding to be OK with it is the selfish thing? Maybe she just wants to treat herself to a cheat day with a big hot fudge sundae.
Shane Wegner
2023-04-06 05:53:10 +0000 UTCDorothy pls just download tinder (or bumble, or hinge, or idk whatever apps are popular in the US)
Sam G
2023-04-06 05:08:44 +0000 UTCSmall, selfish things for yourself is a real weird way to say "Walky." I've seen *those* comics and ain't a thing about him small.
The Toad Sage
2023-04-06 05:04:39 +0000 UTCShe's going after Walky, goddamnit.
Omnithea
2023-04-06 04:37:13 +0000 UTC
