Early update for May 20, 2023
Added 2023-05-19 03:55:01 +0000 UTCrip
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Walky didn't get all As... More proof that Mike is in witness protection somewhere!
Bad Poetry
2023-05-20 02:36:43 +0000 UTCit has never been true
David Willis
2023-05-19 19:05:04 +0000 UTCThey stopped that policy in the early/mid 00's. Said having your roommate die "builds character" and that these lazy kids shouldn't expect handouts.
Beck(y) Chonigman
2023-05-19 18:51:10 +0000 UTCShe is in her lane, she is flourishing, she is dishing out the sass left and right and I love her for it
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-05-19 15:22:03 +0000 UTCSarah may not be talking about laundry excursions. Sarah may be talking about trying to sleep in the same room as a Joyce who has become not as sexually uptight.
Buddha Buck
2023-05-19 10:15:19 +0000 UTCDidnt even have to wait for the main site...
Katrina Marie Paton
2023-05-19 09:02:16 +0000 UTCHahaha *dark*
joe mcguire
2023-05-19 08:35:00 +0000 UTCI'm sad for Lucy. So close.
Amós Batista
2023-05-19 08:13:03 +0000 UTCSarah, that information was told to you in semi-confidence and really isn't yours to just out and share with whoever. You're gonna need to improve your discretion at holding sensitive information in confidence if you want to become a lawyer.
Shane Wegner
2023-05-19 07:36:28 +0000 UTCSara has a good day
Bagge
2023-05-19 05:30:40 +0000 UTCJoyce: One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness, it was a world of fear...it was the age of Gargoyles. Stone by day, warriors by night. We were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years...
C
2023-05-19 04:50:52 +0000 UTCSarah just committed cold-blooded murder with that comment.
im_sentient
2023-05-19 04:39:52 +0000 UTCFun fact: Below 0°C, the intricate bio-neurotic mechanisms that produce Joyce Horror Face at room temperature just deplete the body's homeostatic warming system, essentially making Joyce as cold-blooded as a dinos[HOMPK HOMPK HOMPK]aaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhhh!
Dan Rabin
2023-05-19 04:20:48 +0000 UTCLooking forward to the main site comment section tomorrow, when Sarah Clinton gets to be declared History's Greatest Monster for revealing Joyce's personal sexual information.
Harold
2023-05-19 04:20:47 +0000 UTC
