Early update for August 11, 2023
Added 2023-08-10 03:55:01 +0000 UTC
and then later, the picture bible
eventually, not imminently
David Willis
2023-08-13 01:14:38 +0000 UTC
re: picture bible, is that referring to the bonus strip?
Moon Goat
2023-08-10 20:08:46 +0000 UTC
wait a minute... is Joyce taking notes from Dorothy's and Walky's relationship? Because watching childrens programs was a great gateway to sex for them.
Bagge
2023-08-10 16:47:09 +0000 UTC
I relate to Joe bc I, as a reform Jew* (mostly culturally Jewish), am also confused and baffled by Christian children's television. (Also Christianity as a whole but that's besides the point). *I'm assuming that Joe is also raised reform and more culturally Jewish. I get that vibe from him.
Beck(y) Chonigman
2023-08-10 12:51:21 +0000 UTC
You wish, Joe
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-08-10 06:40:55 +0000 UTC
chastity churchmouse will never be unlocked
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2023-08-10 06:15:10 +0000 UTC
Time to unlock Chasity Churchmouse
Bagge
2023-08-10 06:02:33 +0000 UTC
Im glad Joyce atleast side eyed Dorothy's self "burying into her books" but then still focussed on what is important to hear current wants and needs. Which is watching Christian media for clowning purposes with her boyfriend.
Dorothy isn't her priority, but a friend, thats what the 4th panel really conveys. Hope Dorothy reaches out for help soon tho
Jey Siksa
2023-08-10 05:09:35 +0000 UTC
Oh god his reaction's gonna be hilarious
BBCC
2023-08-10 04:36:05 +0000 UTC
Oh, Joe. Five minutes into one of those videos, you're going to WISH it was a euphemism.
Harold
2023-08-10 04:23:08 +0000 UTC
I am a mephemism.
Simon Magid
2023-08-10 04:10:28 +0000 UTC
I am a euphemism.
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2023-08-10 04:05:19 +0000 UTC
I still enjoy watching Veggie Tales, and I haven't been a believer for over a decade!
Grace Kieser
2023-08-10 04:04:59 +0000 UTC
Oh Joyce, you have grown so. Watching Christian 'education' videos ironically <3
(That shit is *scary*. I saw a video of that kind that described everything about pregnancy EXCEPT THE SEX PART. It basically told the viewers that children came directly from God and gave young girls the impression that they might become pregnant just from sitting on a sofa next to a guy if God wanted them to have his child. And learned from friends that they knew women who had childhood trauma from this.)
Simon Magid
2023-08-10 04:01:32 +0000 UTC