[gym monitor looks up from their iPhone with a start, sees Dorothy, pushes a medium-sized button labeled “Eye of the Tiger montage”, and goes back to doomscrolling]
Magic Chopstick Games
2023-12-08 05:44:52 +0000 UTC
Joyce is more beefed than own Dorothy.
Amós Batista
2023-12-07 19:37:59 +0000 UTC
Exceptionally cruel soundtrack ideas for this scene:
“Ballad of a Thin Man”, Bob Dylan
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-12-07 16:44:31 +0000 UTC
Perhaps the heaviest weight we things we lift and carry are not our weights, but our feels.
-shockingly poetic 4chan /fit/ poster.
Mohmi
2023-12-07 09:21:33 +0000 UTC
STUPID LOOKSMAXING JOE AND HIS 20 CM OF BONE
IF ONLY JOYCE WASNT SUCH A ROASTY I WOULDNT HAVE TO BETABUXX
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-12-07 08:04:49 +0000 UTC
Incel Dorothy Incel Dorothy Start-A-Pod-Cast
IN CEL DOR A THEE
Jey Siksa
2023-12-07 07:04:53 +0000 UTC
I’m just saying the conversation with Danny will be funny
Florence
2023-12-07 06:58:00 +0000 UTC
I’d already though Joyce being queer just not into Becky was brilliant but Dorothy making big academic decisions for a girl she likes is beautiful
Florence
2023-12-07 06:57:33 +0000 UTC
How dare you imply Dorothy’s little gay thing is bigger than Becky’s super-size gay thing! Fisticuffs! Marquis of Queensbury rules!
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-12-07 06:19:30 +0000 UTC
Working out sure sucks, huh, Dotty? You need something that’ll let you solve this Joe problem TODAY, not years from now when the beautiful Joyce has already been violated by his foul touch in every way possible and you receive a GAME OVER screen for your failure to Save her!
Well have I got a deal for YOU. Here at DEXX-GEN INDUSTRIES (parent company of the hit cartoon Dexter and Monkey Master), we’ve been working to build a military of tomorrow! A military of ALL tomorrows, actually…
Sajuuk-Khar
2023-12-07 06:14:39 +0000 UTC
This is somehow gayer than the actual after-sex cuddle strip of two lesbians on a giant dinosaur plush (that they fucked on). I don't know how, but it is. /half joking