Early update for March 27, 2024
Added 2024-03-26 03:55:01 +0000 UTC
we're all glad for panel borders cutting off status updates
She's mourning her crush. There was probably never a real chance of her and Tristan getting together, but she liked the fact that he was out there anyway. He was her first love, and while he was too secular for her when they were kids, maybe the fantasy of being with him gained more appeal as she herself got more secular and able to handle a relationship. (TBC, it was still a fantasy: I doubt she'd think of leaving Joe for Tristan.) But now that fantasy is completely dead, and all she can do is look sadly at its corpse
T Campbell
2024-03-28 10:49:02 +0000 UTC
TWIST: This is actual Facebook in real life, not just DoA, and The Algorithm is just rewriting all posts to say what it thinks would get clicks
(would explain why I don't see real posts from people I know)
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-03-27 03:32:24 +0000 UTC
Thank god for growth
BBCC
2024-03-27 00:47:42 +0000 UTC
Why Joyce is sad at the end?
Amós Batista
2024-03-26 18:23:07 +0000 UTC
I wonder who Joyce could be, if she had studied in christian college. Or even exchanged places with Tristian
Amós Batista
2024-03-26 18:22:22 +0000 UTC
Oh look, it’s me looking up anyone from high school.
And people wonder why I don’t have any friends older than a couple of years after high school
Elizabeth
2024-03-26 15:36:12 +0000 UTC
Joyce, sitting at a cafeteria table: "I sure wish I knew some trans people, so I could understand all this better!"
Carla, Malaya, and Booster, all sitting at the same table: "......"
Harold
2024-03-26 15:09:51 +0000 UTC
huh, the world sure has been waving the war on trans people in joyce's face lately, wonder if that's going anywhere
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-03-26 12:41:14 +0000 UTC
My high school crush was super religious from the start, and still is.
Funny story, I actually went to the college in my hometown, and she came to a party I was at once, me completely drunk, and just talked with me for like 10 minutes. She's the sweetest person I've ever met, one of the real walk the walk Christian's about "love thy neighbor", so her seeing me drunk had me somehow feeling completely awful.
Machalt
2024-03-26 07:21:39 +0000 UTC
Joyce sure dodged a bullet when she went to a secular college
Bagge
2024-03-26 04:58:46 +0000 UTC
I went through this situation before when I looked up an old (and hard) crush. He was very Trump-y.
Viga
2024-03-26 04:42:35 +0000 UTC
Sarah uses the Help action. Joyce makes her save.
Uniquitous
2024-03-26 04:41:14 +0000 UTC
Be funny if that was a bot account
darklion
2024-03-26 04:14:49 +0000 UTC
Dumbing of Age, Book 14: HIS DUMB STUPID FACE IS REPELLENT TO ME!
Harold
2024-03-26 04:12:31 +0000 UTC