Early update for April 1, 2024
Added 2024-03-31 03:55:00 +0000 UTCunless
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yeah, but one that doesn't stand a chance of happening it's supposed to be, like, jennifer connelly, not your best friend who you keep making eyes at
David Willis
2024-04-01 03:46:25 +0000 UTCPffff, as if Malaya ever would be awkard. Nerd. (Malaya just wants macaroni and cheese is all, nerd)
Bagge
2024-03-31 15:34:41 +0000 UTCEveryone is allowed ONE exception from Monogamy, right?
Bagge
2024-03-31 15:33:46 +0000 UTCUnless...?
Uniquitous
2024-03-31 12:00:56 +0000 UTCJoyce here’s what you do: -declare that you’re having an orgy on Facebook -declare also that you’re inviting all the transgenders and especially the secret one -have a furtive threesome with Joe and Dorothy while Carla and Malaya stand around awkwardly outside the room and then decide to cook and eat your surplus macaroni and cheese -your mom spontaneously combusts and your dad gets back control of the family finances -John dies for other reasons -happily ever after
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-03-31 07:13:10 +0000 UTCi am begging someone to give these children weed
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-03-31 07:00:41 +0000 UTCYeah this is going a lot better than I though it would, hopefully my idea of what was gonna happen gets stopped before it begins
Jey Siksa
2024-03-31 05:48:59 +0000 UTCnice callback, wow
Gale Tazzin
2024-03-31 05:45:09 +0000 UTCThis may be the most romantic thing I've ever heard. Right up there with "one flesh, one end"
Terra Bruder
2024-03-31 05:08:12 +0000 UTCNGL they are talking this out way more maturely than I expected after the last comic.
Lisa
2024-03-31 05:01:05 +0000 UTCIt makes sense to me. Cheating on Joe would be lying to someone she cares about. Assuming the orgy is fully consensual on the part of everyone involved, that seems pretty solidly better from a moral standpoint. Joyce has thrown out the biases that would have made her feel that that was immoral. Whether she wants to is a whole other question, but morality speaking, I like her priorities.
Lisa
2024-03-31 04:56:40 +0000 UTCInteresting that Joyce places a greater moral objection to cheating on Joe than to railing her same-sex bestie in public.
Populuxe
2024-03-31 04:40:06 +0000 UTCDorothy keeps saying Joyce getting drunk is unsafe, because some douche roofied her. But Joyce wasn't drinking alcohol at that party! She was drinking soda when someone assaulted her.
Grace Kieser
2024-03-31 04:10:04 +0000 UTCWillis you tease
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-03-31 04:06:08 +0000 UTC
