Early update for March 29, 2024
Added 2024-05-28 03:55:01 +0000 UTC
they didn't cut to us until just as we finished-- DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
You must learn to master this power, Joyce, if you are to come to Sex Alderaan
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-05-28 15:04:31 +0000 UTC
It's funny, Walky would absolutely mock Joyce for her one-true-love phase, the idea that you "can't just try stuff", and yet he has a tremendous guilt complex about his own love life. That going back to Dorothy is somehow a betrayal of Amber, who dumped him ages ago, and Lucy, who's giving him the cold shoulder--and even Dorothy, for loving anyone after her.
Walky needs to learn about polyamory, not because all of these girls would be down with it, but because he needs to get it in his head it's not a sin to love multiple people.
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-05-28 12:29:40 +0000 UTC
So, Joyce gets the idea to Do a College, and it leads to:
1) Joyce and Joe topless cuddles
2) Sal and Danny’s Slow and Intimate first time
3) Walky and Dorothy getting it on.
Joyce is a sexytimes butterfly wings this week!
Shane Wegner
2024-05-28 09:36:01 +0000 UTC
Oh dear. I just realized that Walky still hasn't gotten over his hangups about dragging her down as a person. He's not going to let her stay with him is he.
Julian Williams
2024-05-28 08:16:30 +0000 UTC
Eh, their relationship wasn't great for either of them. So if it WASN'T over it should be, unless lucy is up for poly, which....u n l i k e l y
Aeryn Monet
2024-05-28 07:42:43 +0000 UTC
The REAL "Fast an' Impersonal" we didn't know we'd get.
Brenna Kathleen Crotty
2024-05-28 06:08:40 +0000 UTC
on one hand FINALLY. on the other hand, uh, there has been no explicit breakup between lucy and walky yet so this is...something! but who am i kidding- i love mess
Toby (she-they)
2024-05-28 05:44:45 +0000 UTC
Reading it again, I’m glad Dorothy got some relief. But I can definitely see that Dotty and Walky aren’t on the same mindset.
Andrea Andrew
2024-05-28 04:46:47 +0000 UTC
Fast and impersonal seems to describe this perfectly.
AE Gonzalez
2024-05-28 04:40:39 +0000 UTC
LOCAL FANFIC AUTHOR VINDICATED ONCE AGAIN
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-05-28 04:36:43 +0000 UTC
It certainly appears to be.
Harold
2024-05-28 04:34:56 +0000 UTC
Was that a The Lonely Island reference?
Christian Rocha
2024-05-28 04:33:37 +0000 UTC
Dorothy may or may not be thinking clearly, but she's certainly SEEING clearly. (I had to go back to the original Slipshine for a reminder that, yes, Dorothy usually leaves the glasses on, at least until they fly off in the heat of passion.)
Harold
2024-05-28 04:32:49 +0000 UTC
oh buddy. oh dear.
Anna Phylaxis
2024-05-28 04:22:12 +0000 UTC