Early update for June 5, 2024
Added 2024-06-04 03:55:01 +0000 UTCmany bothans died to give you this reverse staircase angle
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The way I will ugly cackle if that happens
BBCC
2024-06-05 03:59:51 +0000 UTCI assume you mean when the next level starts, rather then when the level restarts, as levels shouldn't be restarting unless she messes up and dies. And knowing when the next level starts would be part of the rote memory she's talking about.
Eric Barkman
2024-06-04 16:57:46 +0000 UTCConsidering Sal beat Danny's high score on rainbow road in a day, Amber may have a proper competition.
Diane
2024-06-04 14:59:25 +0000 UTCSal having an intuitive understanding of stupid shortcuts has already been established as a core part of her 'Mario Kart' game.
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-06-04 10:55:25 +0000 UTCAmber made me waste hours of my life watching and reading about Mario speed runs. If we assume the current record holder doesn’t exist in the DoA universe, the nature of stupid tricks in speedruns are something there’s no way Sal can just pick up. (Reverse jump running to start levels, making sure to hit flag poles at the bottom, which secret tubes to use to skip worlds, etc).
Preventer Wind
2024-06-04 10:31:41 +0000 UTCWithout a screen, how would Amber know when the level restarts? … maybe some kind of OBS script that automatically loads the level in the emulator, pauses, then unpauses on her first input.
Shane Wegner
2024-06-04 09:38:30 +0000 UTC“Just keep killing Bothans. I’ll tell you when to stop.” -Penny Arcade’s version of Palpatine
Shane Wegner
2024-06-04 09:35:43 +0000 UTCShe is not prancing—prancing is for reindeer. She is playing with deadly concentration, recharging her spirit lest she need to unloose the seventy-seven "fuck"s. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/temper/
Dan Rabin
2024-06-04 07:42:08 +0000 UTCI approve of all this Sal prancing around in her underpants
Uniquitous
2024-06-04 05:29:41 +0000 UTCAs I was reading the strip I was wondering what would happen if Amber got the record without realizing it because she's in class, but the Sal approach is much more fun
E Lyons
2024-06-04 05:17:59 +0000 UTCForeshadowing. The best kind of shadowing.
Populuxe
2024-06-04 04:30:46 +0000 UTCYES YES YES YES GO SAL
Onyx
2024-06-04 04:18:37 +0000 UTC"Anything they can do, he must do"
darklion
2024-06-04 04:16:19 +0000 UTC
