Early update for June 24, 2024
Added 2024-06-23 03:55:00 +0000 UTCalready they're review bombing her
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I mean
BJ Sixstrings
2024-06-27 17:15:47 +0000 UTCZe fourth wall, we break it...
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2024-06-24 00:51:26 +0000 UTCYOU EVEN HAVE A COOL SCAR! WHO EVEN GAVE YOU THAT?
Bagge
2024-06-23 15:26:46 +0000 UTCI'm always a slut for Mario (and no I will not be rewording that), but definitely not in a skilled way
E Lyons
2024-06-23 05:56:06 +0000 UTCAmber: Want to be a throuple with Danny, even though I dated your brother (and might still like him)?
Andrea Andrew
2024-06-23 05:11:38 +0000 UTCSo, is anyone actually into the Mario speed run community at all? It's been years since I've actively spent time in the place but it's pretty nice
Kelly (they-them)
2024-06-23 04:51:57 +0000 UTCI'm guessing the nerve damage Sal has was actually advantageous in pulling the trick off but I'm still suuuuper curious how she did it
Kelly (they-them)
2024-06-23 04:50:46 +0000 UTClook, john is a professional
David Willis
2024-06-23 04:35:07 +0000 UTCSal explicitly states in one of the comics that Amber never uses items in Mario Kart, and she doesn't get why. It's inferable that Amber COULD beat Sal if she did. Sal always beats Danny by doing the jumping shit.
Rabbit
2024-06-23 04:33:43 +0000 UTCWhat's funny to me about people (including, here, Amber) complaining is that Sal is actually.... surprisingly well established in the comic as being Good at video games? Like, regularly beating Amber at Mario Kart specifically by taking janky, game-defying shortcuts? The sort of thing that speedrunners are quite well known for?
Ben Wray
2024-06-23 04:21:48 +0000 UTCDon't forget to increment Amber's "fuck" count.
Dan Rabin
2024-06-23 04:19:49 +0000 UTCAmber doesn’t know whether she’s gonna kill her or she’s beginning to like her!
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-06-23 04:15:55 +0000 UTCAmber employs the insult to beat all other insults of her tribe! It's not meant to apply to people in real life, but Amber and we might reasonably differ about whether Sal constitutes "real life"
Dan Rabin
2024-06-23 04:15:35 +0000 UTCThanks Obama.
Lindsay Dolan
2024-06-23 04:09:31 +0000 UTC
