BONUS STRIP FOR AUGUST 2022
Added 2022-08-27 02:05:59 +0000 UTCHello, Peter.
7/22 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for-69624608
9/22 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for-72499024
Comments
Thank god this strip exists to dissuade me from the crackpot idea of Jacob/Mary (for now).
Johnoh 06
2023-06-05 02:00:40 +0000 UTCMost likely, assuming they actually WERE made in the USA, they were made by immigrants or other poor POC (textile work is strenuous, dangerous, and poorly compensated) who could not care less about their employers' anti-woke agenda.
Aaron Mobley
2022-08-30 12:39:50 +0000 UTCShe does seem pretty interested in getting him naked.
Damien
2022-08-29 06:14:51 +0000 UTCPants of Sin!
Andy Kailhofer
2022-08-28 18:44:50 +0000 UTCWas this inspired by any particular real-world happening, or just general "anti-woke" complaining. It feels very specific.
Phas87
2022-08-28 09:38:28 +0000 UTCWas waiting for the flood of mites to come crawling out of the waistband...
J. Steven York
2022-08-28 07:30:34 +0000 UTCThose new pants have been Washed in the Blood of the Lamb. Is Peter not worthy? ♫ Are you washed in the blood? In the soul cleansing blood of the Lamb? Are your garments spotless, are they white as snow? Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb? ♫
Wayne Farmer
2022-08-28 06:41:53 +0000 UTCHorrible perv that I am, I can't help wondering if Peter is actually getting any from Mary, or if he is just running on hope for the future...
Captain Button
2022-08-28 03:33:10 +0000 UTCHard to tell, if your church manufactures things in some states, the whole business is tax free...
Crissa Kentavr
2022-08-27 17:50:18 +0000 UTCMaybe THAT'S why he's not around post-timeskip.
Chris Reaves
2022-08-27 14:09:57 +0000 UTCTaking bets: are those pants made by actual, sincere believers, or by people taking advantages of a market that will buy whatever you can convince Tucker Carlson to plug as Sticking It To The Libs?
Chris Reaves
2022-08-27 14:08:51 +0000 UTCSo that's why he had is dick out in the haunted house
Bagge
2022-08-27 08:52:13 +0000 UTCThe numbness is so you won't do any hanky-panky.
Wayne Farmer
2022-08-27 08:46:13 +0000 UTCIn Red states, can this strategy be used by men to get women to drop their trousers? Or are only women allowed to use it?
Wayne Farmer
2022-08-27 08:42:30 +0000 UTCwoke pants WOO OO every day they're out there making woke pants
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2022-08-27 05:56:19 +0000 UTCIt seems so tiring being that outraged all the time
BlackDove
2022-08-27 05:33:51 +0000 UTCI came here expecting weird, repressed horny, not body horror.
Sean Murphy
2022-08-27 04:56:51 +0000 UTCMary is going to kill that man
Ty34er
2022-08-27 04:48:24 +0000 UTCAnd the shading in his word balloon is noticeably different as well.
Harold
2022-08-27 04:37:28 +0000 UTCWe just going to ignore how the insta-rash made it all the way up to his FACE in the last panel? Okay? Okay.
Sydney Ashcraft
2022-08-27 04:22:51 +0000 UTCOh no, woke pants! Almost as bad as the dangerous tight pants the JWs keep warning us about! [/s]
C Bonesmith
2022-08-27 04:04:50 +0000 UTCOh god, I actually feel sympathy for Peter. I had hives a week or two ago and they were not pleasant, though not as bad as these
BBCC
2022-08-27 04:00:28 +0000 UTClooks fairly bubonic
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2022-08-27 03:50:39 +0000 UTCMore and more, you hear people saying it: Why wear pants?
PotentPinion
2022-08-27 03:18:33 +0000 UTCAnd usually the person violating the regulation isn't the one getting hurt. The McDonald's hot coffee suit ended up in a retiree having to get multiple reconstructive surgeries on her generals because the boiling hot coffee literally melted what she was born with! And people still make fun of her for something a megacorp did to her because they have a better marketing team than a woman in her 70s.
Grace Kieser
2022-08-27 03:14:07 +0000 UTCRegulations are written in blood. Whenever you see a stupid regulation, it was almost definitely put in place because someone actually DID what the regulation prohibits.
Packy Anderson
2022-08-27 03:04:57 +0000 UTCGiven that it was made "...without any of those sissy government regulations" I'm not sure washing would help. Fire would probably be more helpful.
Dev
2022-08-27 02:51:30 +0000 UTCThere's something going on in those pants, but it does NOT look like euphoria.
Harold
2022-08-27 02:40:08 +0000 UTCAnd that’s why you wash your shitty textiles before wearing them for the first time.
Wednesday
2022-08-27 02:31:45 +0000 UTCLMAO
Fart Captor
2022-08-27 02:15:02 +0000 UTCThey're made in the factory next to the woke razors and the woke foods
Grace Kieser
2022-08-27 02:14:32 +0000 UTCI feel like Mary is bad
Simon Magid
2022-08-27 02:10:30 +0000 UTCwhat in the world are "woke pants" tho
Dave Warren
2022-08-27 02:10:00 +0000 UTCI feel like those lumps are bad
plant.mimic
2022-08-27 02:08:20 +0000 UTC
