She doesn't want it in practice. She sure as hell likes the theory.
Jeremy AR
2024-09-17 13:24:49 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure they did?
Jasmijn Wellner
2024-09-17 07:16:41 +0000 UTC
Maybe in some parallel universe, Charlie
I can't remember if Ultra Carla and Malaya stayed together til the end of Shortpacked! but who knows what their status is now that soggies may be ruling
Kelly (they-them)
2024-09-17 06:18:59 +0000 UTC
That little lip action when Carla promises not to fuck Malaya!
Genevieve
2024-09-17 05:42:38 +0000 UTC
She is somewhere else
BBCC
2024-09-17 04:33:20 +0000 UTC
Malaya could never pull a Carla like you Charlie
Jey Siksa
2024-09-17 04:24:49 +0000 UTC
Charlie tried to tell Leslie about it once, but the idea that in some universe she was in a stable relationship with Robin and Joyce had kids with Walky sounded too insane to possibly be real
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-09-17 04:17:33 +0000 UTC
Carla: I’m sex-repulsed, I wouldn’t fuck you with a fifteen-foot long robot arm!
…Okay maybe with a fifteen-foot long robot arm. BUT STILL
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-09-17 04:13:52 +0000 UTC
Ex-crush, subject of weird teledidonics dreams about your childhood cartoon idol that seem very real, y’know, normal shit
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-09-17 04:10:28 +0000 UTC
As opposed to her usual reserved approach
Uniquitous
2024-09-17 04:07:11 +0000 UTC
Only when the drama tag’s pulled, Charlie
Aneterio
2024-09-17 04:00:12 +0000 UTC
In another continuity, Charlie.
Andrea Andrew
2024-09-17 04:00:06 +0000 UTC
She wishes.
Jeremy AR
2024-09-17 03:58:03 +0000 UTC
Carla not keeping it subtle, I see.
C
2024-09-17 03:57:07 +0000 UTC
Obviously, Charlie is always so distracted because she's living in multiple realities at the same time.