Early update for December 7, 2024
Added 2024-12-06 04:55:01 +0000 UTC
oh god yet another completely different patreon upload page god dammit
That's family for ya
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-12-06 14:26:44 +0000 UTC
Oh please get Sal'd straight, not like that like, back on the straight path, NOT LIKE THAT
Jey Siksa
2024-12-06 08:24:32 +0000 UTC
Don't just stand there - tell her your favourite dinosaur
Bagge
2024-12-06 07:21:13 +0000 UTC
Jennifer has one opening move
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-12-06 06:49:27 +0000 UTC
"If I don't redesign the upload page every few months, how will I justify my paycheck?!" -Patreon Redesigner
Shane Wegner
2024-12-06 05:37:47 +0000 UTC
She opened her shirt further lmao
DeadyBear
2024-12-06 05:22:46 +0000 UTC
You can only ask so much of her, Jennifer
BBCC
2024-12-06 05:09:48 +0000 UTC
"Wait, did you just say 'I, it's my trusted quasi-sibling'? Because that doesn't make sense."
"No, Ah said 'Ahh, it's my trust--' "
"That's what I said!"
"No, not 'Ah' - 'Ahh'!"
"Right, that's how you say 'I'!"
"AAAAHHHH!!!!"
"Exactly!"
Harold
2024-12-06 05:04:37 +0000 UTC
Maybe Sal could just borrow some sarcasm from Sarah, who hasn't been using her ample supply lately.
And I thought then-Billie learned to pick locks on her own: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/pick-2/
But then Jennifer remembered Walky giving her the nickname "Billie", when the flashback shows it to have been herself: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/04-dont-stop-billie-ving/names/
Dan Rabin
2024-12-06 05:04:02 +0000 UTC
She is far too smug for her actual level of friendship and social standing with Sal
Grace Kieser
2024-12-06 05:03:33 +0000 UTC
Why have patrons when you can piss off everyone by redesigning everything once a quarter?
Grace Kieser
2024-12-06 05:02:40 +0000 UTC
also, sounds like Patreon doesn't actually want patrons
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-12-06 04:56:11 +0000 UTC
I woulda just made her demonstrate
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-12-06 04:55:43 +0000 UTC