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The Nativity Story (According To Us)

It's a Yuletide miracle!... that we got any of this information even remotely correct.

The Nativity Story (According To Us)

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NotThatLinda

Can't believe you didn't say 'Spawny Seg' when you did your surfshark bit ! It makes me laugh every time you say it πŸ˜… Olympias version of Mary telling Joseph that the son of God is 'in me belly' was fucking hysterical πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Great video as always

Ryan Gordon

I believe Yule was the Pagan term used by Germans for their holiday celebration that happened on the winter solstice but I suppose the term could have come from Norway as well.

Mellie

Why? They didn't warn us when they started to indoctrinate and colonize the entire western world. I think they'll survive a video if they happen to stumble upon it. ~_^

Mellie

I was wondering who the heck that was, still made me laugh though.

Mellie

Every mention of Gabriel I kept expecting a clip of Malignant πŸ˜‚

Tara Harrison

This is my new favorite Christmas movie.

Scotty B.

Thank you 😊❀

Nigeria Dawson

We shouted you out in the next one doll! πŸ₯°

Novympia

Of course it is! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

NotThatLinda

I lost it when The Three Wise Men were Destiny's Child lmfao.

Chloe T Jackson

β€œJuletid β€œ in Norwegian means Christmas time so could be some old Viking influence that gave you Yuletide (can’t be bothered googling just throwing it out there πŸ˜‚) thanks for another great (and educational!) video, merry Christmas! πŸŽ„πŸ₯‚❀️

I must have resubscribed after this was filmed coz I didnt get my birthday message not that I mind because once again I was pissing my self at the vid and that was the best present Mary Chrysler dolls xx

Nigeria Dawson

Thanks girls! Always a fun time watching you. I grew up in a very small town. 1200 people. So we always had things at Christmas with the church. I was forced into the nativity at the ripe old age of 2 months. My parents gave me over to the teenagers doing the play as the baby Jesus. It’s probably why I’ve been a pain in the arse ever since! Lol love you both! Merry Christmas.

Kelly

That’s Bryce Dallas Howard not Jessica Chastain πŸ˜‚

Novympia

Olympia is so good at accents!

Patrique

Thank you so much.

Sphinxpop

Thank you, girls, for another hilarious offering: your version of the story was much more entertaining than the original. The video should perhaps start with a warning for Christians, but I doubt there are many hardcore Christians watching your channel in the first place. 😘

NotThatLinda

Mary is actress Jessica Chastain; Joseph is actor Stanley Tucci and the Three Wise Men are former girl group Destiny's Child.

NotThatLinda

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! This was a great absurd video! The grey beige wig Olympia's wearing reminds a lot of Autumn. And from what I could gather from this educational video, Mary and Joseph were Mrs. White and Professor Plum, and angel Gabriel was the patron that sent you Texas snacks. On a serious side note, who are the people edited as Mary, Joseph and the Three Wise Men (bear with me, I'm not very knowledgeable in pop culture) ?

Sphinxpop


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