mbirdcz

Another satisfied customer!

Added 2020-11-28 21:33:45 +0000 UTC

Awww... Just look at you! Getting all pumped up just as you wished to be when you filled out and signed that legally binding Mademoiselle Yvette’s Inanimate Experience contract and non-liability forms. As a matter of fact, all you wrote in the contract is that you want to find out what does it feel like to be pumped up. And... that is EXACTLY what you are getting! So... Just hang tight and enjoy yourself while I do the pumping! I just wonder how much more will you be able to take in befo... POP! Oh... There you go! Another satisfied customer!

I don't know if it is just my kind of "luck", bad karma or whatever, but sometimes things simply don't go as planned. Last Tuesday, my mother was supposed to go to meet a rehabilitation doctor to help her in her recovery process after the surgery. Well... I took her to the doctor. However, instead of taking her to the rehabilitation doctor as planned and scheduled, I had to rush her to the ER because her condition took a rapid turn towards the worse during the night from Monday. She is now back in the hospital and under heavy pain meds while doctors are trying to figure out what to do next. At the moment they have 3 theories to work with: a) the surgery was botched and pieces of the cement they used to fill in the cracks in her vertebrae somehow crumbled and are now pressing on nerves. b) more vertebrae started to collapse and finally c) it is caused by nerves and muscles.

At the moment we don't know much more. :(

So... in the meantime - enjoy the image and sub-mediocre caption I managed to write for it.