The Shortcut
Added 2020-12-19 16:08:52 +0000 UTCOh... Don’t worry, captain! Your passengers will be safely delivered to their future owners on the Castorea Majoris colony after they receive their mandatory vaccine shots. However, that is not anything you should worry about. We conduct business with the lumberjacking population there and they have already been notified of the situation and agreed to go the extra mile and cover the expenses. What we still need to deal with however, is you and your crew as your ship has been intercepted deep in our space without valid permit. That is a direct violation of the corporate space protection act and as such it shall be dealt with. The company owning your ship has already been notified through our diplomatic channels on Earth and your vessel will be returned to its owner by our crew. You, your officers and crew will have to serve time in our correctional facilities before you will be returned to Earth. Well, captain! You knew the risks when you decided to try to “optimize” your route and cut an unauthorized shortcut through our space....
OK... So... Yeah... That time of year again... Brought my mother back home from the hospital this morning. Apparently they try to decrease the number of patients as much as possible before the holidays and the doctors think that my mother's condition did improve enough to allow her to be released and get back to the home treatment. Well... We shall see how will that go.
In the meantime enjoy the image and the short caption.
Comments
Caught gallivanting in a no-gallivanting zone. Your punishment will be jacking lumberjacks in a full-time lumberjacking zone. Enjoy! Like you'll have a choice!
Asani
2020-12-20 02:15:31 +0000 UTCAs if the Castorea Majoris was not a hint big enough ;) Thank you. This year the holiday season will be especially tough.
MBirdCZ
2020-12-19 22:13:51 +0000 UTC"Lumberjacking population.." Sounds like Canadians in space ;) Hope the holidays go ok for you, my friend.
Bob Smith
2020-12-19 17:34:18 +0000 UTC
