Left Behind

Alright, sweetie! Farewell! I’, quite sure that we won’t be meeting each other ever again as a taxi is waiting for me in front of the hotel and most importantly because where you are going, I’m definitely not planning or willing to follow. Besides... There is no reason for me to stay any longer as I already finished what I was paid to do and that leaves you nicely, and quite literally, finished as well! So... Enjoy the evening getting used to your new form while watching the ceiling. And when I say that you should start getting used to it, I do mean it, as you may be doing this a lot in the future!  On my way to the airport I’m going to call the acquisition department letting them know that the contract has been fulfilled and that you are ready for a ride of your own. If all goes well, then they will send someone over to pick you up and take you where you belong now. Just hope that they won’t get stuck in the morning traffic and manage to get here sooner than the chambermaids start their morning routine of cleaning the rooms and taking out all the garbage the guests left behind... Otherwise... Well... You remember those big, black trash bags the maids have fixed to the cleaning trolleys? I’m afraid that if one of the maids gets to you sooner than the member of the acquisitions team you will be given an opportunity to see how one of those bags looks like from inside - from a rather unique perspective! However, don’t worry! I’m quite sure that in the end you will have your chance to catch that last ride in a garbage truck to either a plastic recycling facility or to some landfill. It is after all just a question of time and with your transformation being guaranteed to be irreversible there is absolutely nothing that you can, or ever will be able to do about it! Have fun!

OK... Last few days I have been totally drained. Not sure if it is the time of the year or that I'm just getting too old... Still... Enjoy this new image and the short caption that comes with it.