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Episode 426 - Dick on Oinkamania

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Basically a bloodbath with unexpected guests, secretly recorded phone calls, doubly secretly recorded phone calls, also an all-trans football team, cheating is rampant at the Paralympics, a crow man near me, broken fat people testers at the amusement park, and Maddox's tips on how to improvise during your audio book recording; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

WARNING: Many people will hate this episode! Don't worry. Next week will be back to normal!

Episode 426 - Dick on Oinkamania

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way late to this, who cares. so vito is super spazz about his "property" because 1, he cant fight. 2, he doesnt own a weapon. and 3, he cant have his mom/dad/family member that rents to him aware of what he "does for a living". how very sad.

Nigerian SanFranciscan

I have really wanted Superkiller to do well and have been waiting quietly for so long. Now I don't know if I even want it.

Cody Forrester

The whole dick show is a cope now.

Atticus Finch

Friends of the show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You need help

Atticus Finch

Shut up whore! Go sell your dirty body for your midget pimp.

Atticus Finch

And, what the hell is he hiding on his property that he doesn't wany anyone to see? Same goes for what p*$n he watches...

Wild Bob

Vito finally showed he's more autistic that Mint.

Wild Bob

A comic is a monthly publication not once a decade.

OldStump

Deep throat a shotgun faggot.

OldStump

A bit too much, guys. Vito might be overreacting to jokes but I think he was genuinely anxious.

endocrine_disruptor

Elaborate

SquidwardSpunks

Iโ€™d shoot at like 5 schools how manly I am.

OldStump

That level of skullduggery canโ€™t be trusted.

OldStump

Dick has had multiple people try to secretly gather evidence of his various "crimes"; his is a perfectly normal reaction especially for someone who would never win a Jury trial in a million years.

Dick Smith

IDK if he ripped us off I donโ€™t really think thatโ€™s the case heโ€™s just late very late like quite a few of these go fund me comics seem to be. I do however feel like Vito July needs a punishment. not going to his precious property but when he comes around trying to collect shipping money just show him how he probably should have responded to Reilly and simply ignore him let him store all that shit for a while. lol cow asshole, I was a big fan of Vito he was funny and let BS just roll off ,(mostly) Now idk, if they can spin this into comedy gold it might be all good but I for one donโ€™t know if I can see Vito July as funny anymore.

Blart Sampson

Its definitely top three, but the Facebook groups drama is the best episode of all time.

Dick Smith

If you think he's only done three funny things then you're pretty new here pal

Dick Smith

Thatโ€™s not whatโ€™s happening at all.

OldStump

The chimp energy was real.

OldStump

Cope harder.

OldStump

Steyr. Making light of people going after my property huh? Are those your company's values? Do they know you're part of a hate mob that makes fake oink allegations? mY pRoPeRtY!

Renegade Priest

Vito: [tries to grab the mouse from Dick while on Dick's show] Dick: "You better fuckin watch it."

Josh Bouchard

I havenโ€™t watched yet, I sure hope this is a nice, chill episode

Titus Montgomery

Thought Dick was going to beat his ass for a minute there

Martial Autist

Actually I pulled my subscription for the opposite reason.

Daniel Askew

Your right I gave him to much credit if Riley showed up at his house he wouldnโ€™t even have the balls to shoot at a school

415 nick

Itโ€™s his show. Fighting with other shows and getting world wide news coverage is good for the show, itโ€™s good PR. Reading out the same shitty joke about yourself for โ‚ฌ2, sent by the same people over and over in no way helps the show, itโ€™s not funny and in fact, itโ€™s gay! Weirdest part is, if Dick said it was not funny anymore, all you retards would start saying itโ€™s not funny anymore. If the best part of your week is ruined because a fat man stopped reading out a repetitive joke on a podcast, then the rest of your week must be absolutely fucking horrific. Go suck dicks dad, fSlur!

Atticus Finch

โ€œThe fans that give money to the show are not everything to the showโ€ ๐Ÿ™„

Tardy Johnson

Broโ€ฆ fr

Tardy Johnson

ESL type post

Tardy Johnson

Vitos shtick as an entertainer was being a massive bully. See Eric July, Netflix protest, null, and every fan of the show that left a comment or voicemail that went on for more than 30 seconds. Heโ€™s an incredibly mean person when heโ€™s online, and now heโ€™s shown that he canโ€™t take even a fraction of what he likes to dish out

Tardy Johnson

Can someone explain why Riley has so many Simp fucks white knighting him? The guy has done like 3 funny things on the Internet, one of them being taking full advantage of an autistic fuck doll and pimping her out. Why is bending over for him?

SquidwardSpunks

๐Ÿ˜†

Jetbat

Thank you for not killing yourselves ๐Ÿ™

c00f

I mean Vito admitted to lying about getting six hundred dollars back to Riley and he also apologized for being retarded lately; I really don't get where these dickless glazers are coming from lmao. Then again I remember there was a time where EVERYONE hated Riley for no good reason

HotShot Scott!

I don't think this is a Vito alt; Vito apologized about how retarded he's been lately. This finch guy is just some slow jilted beta

HotShot Scott!

Cope

OldStump

Way to completely ignore context.

OldStump

Make him look like the fat pathetic loser he is.

OldStump

Squat in Vitos property 2024

OldStump

Thereโ€™s a plethora of fat retards in the world for dick to abuse. Donโ€™t you worry.

OldStump

Boogie doesnโ€™t hide and cry like a bitch after instigating. He pulls a gun and gives warning shots. (Obvious joke)

OldStump

We can expect him to react without skullduggery to his employee that heโ€™s harassing and not paying.

OldStump

โ€œTry that in a small townโ€ You are a faggot.

OldStump

And mint wants Vito to stop talking shit about her when heโ€™s fighting with Riley

OldStump

Found the pigs alt account

OldStump

Patreon

OldStump

Vito is untrustworthy, simple as. Heโ€™s acting like a jilted woman

OldStump

This, he does this throughout the entirety of TBPITU.

Mnemonic

It's not harsh, it's reality and content. These are grown men, not kids. Vito might be on the edge of crying the most of the episode and dick might look like a bully, but it's all content imo. They lost $700-$500 in monthly subscriptions so far because of Vito's inability to run a successful podcast and inability to act like a real human being. Losing money is HARSH. Which I'm not saying you're disputing, just adding it in relevance to my first sentence. Have a nice day.

Mnemonic

You had to rejoin the pedos? wat

Mnemonic

How crude, You suck your dad with that mouth?

Atticus Finch

lmfao why are you trying to make us feel bad for Vito? get real you faggot.

Bryan R

Had to rejoin the P after dick absolutely tore in to PedoVito.

OldStump

up there for best episode of all time, bar none. hot goss, celebrity guests, and a cliffhanger. do not stop.

JP

Vito sucks because he replies to EVERY comment likehe lives on the Internet!!! WTF man....GET OFF THE INTERNET for a few days!

TwentyFourUsedSocks

Vito has to say my property because if he says my toys heโ€™ll sound like an even bigger manchild.

Crimson Shins

Fucking over your friends by making very poorly worded pdfile jokes then acting like an autistic fรกg when Riley does his windbag routine is hypocrisy of the highest order for someone who is ostensibly n advocate for freedom of speech. Embarrassing.

kingensai

For however bad I think Vito has acted throughout this, this is 100% fair. It's very obvious that he's been pushed to his limits with Superkiller and the weight loss these past couple months and that visiting his home was his absolute limit that he couldn't cope with.

Rev

>So Reilly is Good at promoting his Mint? You're being dumber than Vito here. The point is that Vito should very obviously not be trying to big league friends of the show as that adversely affects the shows support. But for some reason he thinks that's ok.

Rev

The whole "I'll never have a phone call with you again" was just harsh, manipulative punishment. BPitU works because people believe you get on, wether you do or don't. The bullying is funny (mostly) the bit's, at Vitos expense are great, but nobody want's to see two people who find eachother insufferable try and do a podcast.

SquidwardSpunks

I want to boycott Dick after this just because he let Vito say โ€œpropertyโ€ or โ€œprivate propertyโ€ like 700 fucking times.

CUMSoftware

"My property!" is the new "My livelihood!". Welcome back, Maddox.

Steyr

Riley is talentless clown and Mintspastic is an E-whore actually dumb enough to get manipulated. Vito is right for being worried about this being a bit, Every other 'bit' where he's the victim has plagued his entire online career. However, there's ways of handling it and this ain't it. This will have the complete opposite effect.

SquidwardSpunks

Vito acting this daft makes me want a Superkiller refund

Veggie

Bitch I had a 24 million viewed viral video in the last year and Vito gets worse views on YouTube than Eric July. My videos are fun and Riley isn't promoting them AT ALL he films them and they look better than anything Vito has ever uploaded to the internet -mint

ASEPresents

Vito has absolutely allowed it to get to this point by being a massive dick over and over again and then handled it in the worst way possible.

LJ

So Reilly is Good at promoting his Mint? The answer is no, he is not, so if he starts telling people who are clearly more talented and skilled than he is, that they donโ€™t know what they are talking about, they, in return, will probably point out his own inadequacies. Itโ€™s not Vitos fault the mint chooses a fucking retarded mongoose to be her manager/promoter/ pimp/ abuser ๐Ÿ˜‚

Atticus Finch

Vito is 100% right. Reilly is total dog water at promoting himself or his whore. Vito should just ask Reilly to fight, just kick his lil midget ass, for everyone to see. Reilly wants to be a bully, thinks he is frank hassel but he is more like Josh moon, or what Josh would have been if he made friends with Dick. A pathetic hanger on, whose only use is to do illegal stuff. If dick asked him to suck a dogs cock he would. The dick show is shit compared to the biggest problem, and I think, for Dick anyway, that stings a little. Might be half the reason why he is always nuking the show right from the start for the last while.

Atticus Finch

Vito really is Maddox 2: fatter, gayer, squealier.

OutForSmokes

It's crazy to me how Vito doesn't get the point Mint and Riley were making at the end of call 2. The point they were making was that he crosses very obvious lines that he shouldn't, then he somehow doesn't understand why anyone's mad at him for it. He has this amazing ability to just never just pump the brakes and think for a moment before saying something crazy or insulting. It's actually one of the things that makes him hilarious, but gets him in shitty situations like this where it's obvious he's the bad guy in the wrong, even if you feel sorry for him.

Rev

Vito's new overly-emotional arc is entertaining, but it's starting to get tiresome to try to keep track of. Is that what he's trying to do? To make everyone else feel how he did about the fat jokes?

Petty

I knew dick was smart but now I think he's brilliant.... picking vito as a co-host was a masterful judge of character for entertainment. I feel for vito only because he is maybe missing the big picture.....I hope these aren't the last episodes. Enjoy what we have now lol

Steve

Fair

Atticus Finch

Try dat inna smoll town- a fag

Steven kelly

this story arc is incredible.

OnlinePerson

its a fucking joke, doug. Geez.

OnlinePerson

Try that in a small town

AShortBusPileup

Wut?

Renegade Priest

Vito might've caught it if he wasn't so wired and tunnel-visioned. Not faulting him, it happens.

Doug Vice

I don't know anyone that craves death as much as Reilly XD I'm from small town Oklahoma. And whether I like his jokes or not, I'd like to see him try that around these parts and see how things work out. We don't call 9/11 and yada yada.

Doug Vice

What Vito missed is that Riley didn't say "I'm going to commit property damage and theft"; he said "I'm going to commit crimes that won't be prosecuted in California, get ready for property damage and theft." It's an obvious California Bad joke. He's listing categories of crimes that California is notorious for letting people get away with to make fun of the state of California. This is like when Hasan Piker freaked out that the "Candyman" threatened to wear his dresses

The Gentleman Sausage

If you can acknowledge that Vito has genuine fear of something then you cannot expect him to act completely rationally

DeeDeeKn08head

In 20,000 hours of podcasts I've never enjoyed a podcast less

Chris Acone

Ironically, Vito said he's very good at making public PR statements when he was on PKA. This was in reference to Dr.Disrepsect. I guess he only practices PR when it involves chatting with minors.

Metal Donut

I don't like it but I'm on vitos side. He is handling the situation poorly but I think he is in the right and he was dumb to sit there and let dick twist what he was saying or rephrase it to mean something else and just sit there and not argue it. vito doesn't understand that like 99% of arguing/debating is just saying stuff like it's true whether it is or isn't. VIVA OINKTOBER

Tortrest

Yea I also think Riley is a talentless F slur and I donโ€™t understand dicks love for him but anyone who writes a comment as long as yours is also an F slur

415 nick

Riley is an annoying F slur but boogie 2.0 is really handling this the worst way possible

415 nick

This episode is what Episode 77 of the old show should have been. MORE!!!!

Renegade Priest

Vito pronounces "scenario" like a douche. That's all I need to know about Vito.

Renegade Priest

The drama is funny but hopefully things go back to normal soon, was hard not to feel a little bad for Vito on this one

Millhouse

damn the end of the biggest problem 2...

Mnemonic

Now when Shaun talks about Maddox I can't tell if he's talking about/describing Maddox or Vito ๐Ÿคฃ

Matthew B Ballin

Nearly 4 hours, vito: save me dickio, riley: dont save him, dick: he be creepin on the low, riley: dont save him.

Mnemonic

NOW THATS OINKTOBER, LETS TAKE OVER THE BLOCK

cameron yarnell

Canceling BPITU, dick if you're ever strapped for cash, you've turned liberal. I think it's there is a liberal fallacy were self destruction is inevitable.

cameron yarnell

Go to his house & donโ€™t forget to bring the pigs blood

Blart Sampson

Im gonna camp out on vitos private property. not joking

Bort

Vito ripped us ALL off. He spent the money and we don't have the product we paid for. Dick you backed his campaign and he defrauded YOUR fans, what are you going to do about it?

Christina Waide-Bails

Iโ€™m at 1:43 in and Vito July is really getting on my nerves

Blart Sampson

These retards act like children

Coiled Society

WTF - after EP 155 of Biggest Problem, I thought Vito reversed out of this spiral.

awkwardly-poised

Vito sounds like boogster saying his medical privacy is his only thing he has left.

WillWall

Vito committing a crime by recording is so funny. What a dumb bitch. Glad I'm on this Patreon and not Biggest Pig In The Universe patreon.

Stryle

Shut yo ugly butthurt ass up

Video_ouija_

Riley: 'I'm going to come to your house' Vito: 'Don't come to my house' Everyone: 'IT'S JUST A FUCKING JOKE BRO! WHY ARE YOU OINKING OUT?! YOU'RE SUCH A MANIPULATIVE LIAR! EVERYONE HATES YOU BRO! FATTY FAT!' If you don't want Vito to have a 'meltdown', maybe not make the entire conceit of your comedy 'Let's bully Vito till he has a meltdown'.

Lesley

rivals the Carl episode in terms of awesomeness

Speedyshamrock

I donโ€™t think anybody is awaiting or depending on your ability, or lack there of, to see how people listen to things ๐Ÿ˜‚ What a R tard ๐Ÿ˜‚

Atticus Finch

You mean like spending 3 weeks berating someone for not reading superchats, because superchats are everything to the show, and then freaking out at everyone posting โ€˜I hate when mommy and daddy fightโ€™ and refused to read the superchats because they are unfunny and repetitive ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Atticus Finch

I don't see how people listen to Vito or those other two

Video_ouija_

Yawn. Very dumb

Video_ouija_

Dicks gay love for reilly is becoming embarrassing. Reilly is literally a talentless prick who makes money by getting autistic girls to do porn, cheap, nasty abuse porn. He contributes nothing to the biggest problem and would be in jail if not for dick and Vito bailing him out. If dick likes his 6 grand a month so much, maybe he should be paying more attention to what Vito wants then what some talentless midget who got slapped around by Ethan Ralph wants dick to want, FFS. Dick refuses to read the Nword on his own show and had a fucking kiniption on TBPITU at people writing I hate when mommy and daddy fight in the chat and refused to read it, but then says Vito is ruining the show by not wanting to read out the same shitty joke over and over. I thought the money is all that matters, say the Nword dick, people super chatted it, just sit in your fucking chair and say the N word on rumble all fucking day because some retard sent you $2. What a fucking load of shit, dick is becoming a huge Fslur, while Shawn sits and nods. Vito is literally the only person who tells him he is wrong, and he is wrong.

Atticus Finch

all this terminally online drama is so retarded

Lesley

Vito 10 months ago: https://youtu.be/muKOTfnW-s0?t=1313 ๐Ÿ™„

AJA

Vito is about done. He broke trust with the audience and Dick's crew by displaying the most egregious example of hypocrisy yet.

kingensai

this podcast host truly cares about his fans

Bootyman

Big episode

Cawdorne

Best one I've seen in awhile

President of Sauce

Releasing an episode early?! Damn he's good

Grand Peach


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