Episode 427 - Dick on Excuse Me, I'm Speaking
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Small businesses claiming parking spots, reverse burns and failed burns, Hamilton sucks, eating dogs and cats, kids selling PS5s in the ghetto, inclusive math, Maddox's How to Punch Up a Script, the my property supercut, and advice for Captain Save-A-Ho; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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"Be more like me and Jesus. Stop judging." 😄 That whole segment was really good. Love ya, Dick and Sean. Great show as always 👌
Sir Deenis
2024-09-24 06:03:47 +0000 UTCWell, I'm glad that things have smoothed out now since this episode occured. No one is as perfect as Sxchuweuan but Dick and Vito are alright
endocrine_disruptor
2024-09-22 22:10:12 +0000 UTCRiley's gay and I don't care
Blurples
2024-09-22 19:22:53 +0000 UTCBecause Vito only cares about his fucking Toys, like a child
Brad McFly
2024-09-22 07:08:14 +0000 UTCIf you don't accept the fucked up mistakes he did, we can't have a conversation anyway.
Mnemonic
2024-09-20 23:45:12 +0000 UTCVito’s mistake was being 300 lbs
OldStump
2024-09-20 13:27:44 +0000 UTCSame. Hailey Welch is like a funny, more entertaining version of Dick.
Seth Brasch
2024-09-18 18:33:29 +0000 UTCI'm switching to the Hawk Tuah Talk Tuah podcast now
Coiled Society
2024-09-18 13:18:20 +0000 UTCIt is weird how Vito is acting right now. He didn’t freak out at all when that guy broke his sign and claimed it was a weapon, but Reily making and obvious and stupid joke has him going into histrionics. I feel like there’s something else on top of all this that’s an aggravating factor, probably comic related.
Zack
2024-09-18 09:47:31 +0000 UTCBecause the money also goes to Vito, I can't support BPIU anymore. I doubt I will miss anything of value in the bonus episodes. I will be upping my membership to TDS
Jessica
2024-09-18 01:36:57 +0000 UTCIf I were Dick id be more embarrassed by Vito, than anything else. Just have to make content out of it because it’s not like you can just medicate Vito or something to make him act like a big boy. Riley is just a dollar store Frankhassle. “Pigs blood in the cracks of his car” is as dumb as Boogie thinking Frank Hassle “sissy hypnotizing” him was a real threat. Vito just wants to come up with reasons to try and save face is just like Maddox not being able to take losses on the old show or being the butt of the joke ever. They think they are too good for it, in the case of the Armenian it probably challenges his delusion that’s he’s intelligent and in Vito’s case it hurt his feelings for too long (he doesn’t want to be criticized for his gluttony or procrastination or any of his slovenly lifestyle) he wouldn’t admit he was mad tried to play it off like a joke then doubled down against Riley then the rest. Why does he get so many passes from the Reddit rainbows but Dick doesn’t just let it go for and he’s the only one to be criticized?
Gordo
2024-09-17 23:23:06 +0000 UTCHey, Vito! If you can dish it out but can't take it, you have no business being Online. And I'm tired of pretending you do.
Renegade Priest
2024-09-17 21:10:11 +0000 UTCDon't listen to the other F-slurs in the comments Dick, this is the best drama in years. I don't think I've had this much fun listening to the podcast since the Facebook Group Schism episode. I think everyone either forgot that this was a gossip show, or they're too new to the show to know that it is.
Dick Smith
2024-09-17 18:22:13 +0000 UTCThis might be an invention; Dick needs a terminally ill cohost, like a cancer patient with a rotting liver. Then dick and him can drink as much as they want and if it doesn't work out on the podcast, you only need to deal with him for a about 4-6 months. He might even buy a few of your greenland shirts.
Mnemonic
2024-09-17 18:15:30 +0000 UTCYet all he did was tell a retard not to come to his house and block idiots who called him a pig for the millionth time. Vito's only mistake is that he didn't stand up for himself sooner.
Lesley
2024-09-17 17:00:21 +0000 UTCMy kingdom for an ethot with granny tits
SyntheticShinobi
2024-09-17 16:25:36 +0000 UTCI stopped listening to this when dick said ‘I had enough of this’ when he started it then white knighted for Mint when Vito said her and Reily are shot at promotion……Dick is gone boys. Lost it for a whore and a slave he like to keep around to do illegal stuff for him. Sad
Atticus Finch
2024-09-17 13:20:17 +0000 UTCSo dick pretends to be threatened by Vito. Then he argues with Vito over a woman who is the dumb whore GF of the retarded ultra fanboy who will do anything for dick. Then we have to hear about it every ten minutes on a different show because dick pretends he doesn’t care that everyone except his most retarded fans, who are basically all like Riley, fucking think he is being a stupid fucking retard about this. All this shit makes me feel like Maddox might not be completely wrong 😂😂😂 Sad times for dick, maybe Reily has recordings of dick, that’s why he is being so cringe and obviously wrong about this all of the time. I guess you sit in a room surrounding yourself with nodding dogs long enough, when someone like Vito comes along and tells you you are wrong and look like a hypocritical retard, you end up like dick 👍 Also, pretending this is ‘Comedy’ is the most disingenuous bullshit I have ever heard.
Atticus Finch
2024-09-17 13:00:44 +0000 UTCDick, apparently, cares a lot and grossly overestimates how much his audience does too
SyntheticShinobi
2024-09-17 00:12:38 +0000 UTCDrop Riley and Mint.
Whistleshoes
2024-09-17 00:12:19 +0000 UTCDoesn't this chick just show her tits online. Who cares
Video_ouija_
2024-09-17 00:04:39 +0000 UTCDick is offended on behalf of another man and even worse a woman he's not fucking. You are gay sir! Unsubscribed
Gay Actor Michael Douglas
2024-09-17 00:03:42 +0000 UTCTo the guy talking about his friend going crazy on SSRIs. My good friend in college would also have weird outbreaks after he was prescribed. He would do almost exactly what you say but a bit worse than just texts. We’d get into fights into the middle of bars. He stopped and went back to normal after he stopped his prescription and calmed down the drinking. Still close friends today.
Crimson Shins
2024-09-16 23:33:42 +0000 UTCVito was pretending to be on the moral high ground and talking with authority when he said that he didn't want anybody on his property, it was a boundary he wasn't willing to cross and he would leave the show if the show expected that from him. And then all of Vito's accumulative actions got the better of dick, and then dick had to think about the show's future. Vito's tough talking attitude crumbled into obsessively messaging dick and turning up at his house in fear that his income stream will evaporate. Vito is spineless. I liked him at one stage, but his behaviours that don't seem perceptible to the majority of the audience make him a dishonest, unlikeable character in my eyes.
Martin O Keeffe
2024-09-16 22:02:45 +0000 UTCJust pulling my patreon. Fuck Riley and Mint and fuck your simping for the most unfunny couple
Alonzo Larios
2024-09-16 21:45:01 +0000 UTCVito is acting like he ate a dog, diddled a kid and fingered a cat and now he wants everything to go back to normal.
Mnemonic
2024-09-16 21:35:18 +0000 UTCFuck Riley, fuck the show I'm over it. Sean is still cool though.
Reefer Conway
2024-09-16 19:49:54 +0000 UTCwhen?
Mnemonic
2024-09-16 19:27:25 +0000 UTCWhy is dick so defensive for a woman he isn’t even fucking?
SyntheticShinobi
2024-09-16 18:58:08 +0000 UTCDick on inadvertently making a large portion of his audience despise Riley
SyntheticShinobi
2024-09-16 18:57:42 +0000 UTC
