Episode 430 - Dick on Bad Bail
Added 2024-10-07 15:29:57 +0000 UTCDownload the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | Storj
The Joker is raped, the longshoremen go on strike, market price for sauce, soapboxing and photoshopping from the parents of dead kids, the cat girl calls in, a man in college is gaslighted, Halloween costumes go more plus size than ever, FEMA, hate speech, and The Disparraging Word, with Sean; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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i can save you Kat Gehl! come home to me
slightly_Toast
2024-11-02 11:39:15 +0000 UTCLol I don't care if you come to my apartment or my various workplaces that I no longer work at. I'm currently being followed by federal police until I leave the state. I'm very happy for your marriage, just be good to your man and everything will work out. Much love.
Jrad
2024-10-30 15:22:27 +0000 UTCI won't bother watching but please know I am a shitlord jokey man lol, don't frog tower these degenerates please hahahaha. Please be kind to yourself love! You'll feel better
Jrad
2024-10-30 15:16:42 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/c73S9ZBVJBw?si=IY9m2hoWt7Q5bqfE
Kat Gehl
2024-10-27 03:14:56 +0000 UTChttps://music.apple.com/us/album/oblong-citrus-fruits-remastered/1766339105?i=1766339106
Kat Gehl
2024-10-27 02:51:29 +0000 UTCIn order to escape accountability for his crimes, the perpetrator does everything in his power to promote forgetting. Secrecy and silence are the perpetrator’s first line of defense. If secrecy fails, the perpetrator attacks the credibility of his victim. If he cannot silence her absolutely, he tries to make sure that no one listens. To this end, he marshals an impressive array of arguments, from the most blatant denial to the most sophisticated and elegant rationalization. After every atrocity one can expect to hear the same predictable apologies: it never happened; the victim lies; the victim exaggerates; the victim brought it upon herself; and in any case it is time to forget the past and move on. The more powerful the perpetrator, the greater is his prerogative to name and define reality, and the more completely his arguments prevail. The perpetrator’s arguments prove irresistible when the bystander faces them in isolation. Without a supportive social environment, the bystander usually succumbs to the temptation to look the other way. This is true even when the victim is an idealized and valued member of society. Soldiers in every war, even those who have been regarded as heroes, complain bitterly that no one wants to know the real truth about war. When the victim is already devalued (a woman, a child), she may find that the most traumatic events of her life take place outside the realm of socially validated reality. Her experience becomes unspeakable. (excerpt from TRAUMA AND RECOVERY)
Kat Gehl
2024-10-26 22:24:35 +0000 UTCYou sound like a real peach.
Kat Gehl
2024-10-26 20:00:37 +0000 UTCI’m Catholic- it’s always spooky season
Kat Gehl
2024-10-26 19:59:58 +0000 UTCDude that was nearly a decade ago and I married the love of my life in May of 2023. You, however, FASCINATE me. Prepare to be scrutinized, heavily.
Kat Gehl
2024-10-26 19:59:39 +0000 UTCI enjoyed every second
Kat Gehl
2024-10-21 19:52:29 +0000 UTCGlasses on or off? Hair up or down?
Kat Gehl
2024-10-21 19:51:13 +0000 UTCHi you seem to be very passionate about your feelings here, wanna hash this out in DMs or over coffee even?
Kat Gehl
2024-10-21 19:47:53 +0000 UTCYour crime of making everyone think I was responsible for your meth-addled chicanery all these years is very serious. You will pay, but not financially. I might fuck your failure of a father up the arse in front of you for a laugh, and I ain't even the slightest bit of a bumosexual. Just the knowledge of making him my little faggot will be enough. I can taste your tears already, mmmmmmmmmmm!
Jrad
2024-10-21 11:13:42 +0000 UTCI can't believe I was getting blamed for your insane spergery this whole time, Ms Girl. Stop playing CIA, you silly little cunt, you're not as smart as you think you are. If we're to swing our lil' peckers around, I was a contractor for the Victoria Police Ethical Standards Department at age 19, with unlimited access to the entire police-of-the-police database, because they didn't know what encryption was back then. I'm now your age and am more of a jaded old fuck than you could imagine. The point being: I am more evil and much more capable than some piss ant bond collector. There is always someone better at what you do, even if you're really good at it. Just admit you wanted to fuck Maddox with your vagina. Your ego literally won't let you admit objective facts. Happy spooky season.
Jrad
2024-10-20 19:37:22 +0000 UTCOK! When's your birthday?!
Napoleon Pershing Cornelius
2024-10-15 15:40:39 +0000 UTCDm me on Instagram @MrsSnoreJuice and I will invite you to my birthday party at Barfly’s ATX
Kat Gehl
2024-10-15 12:40:47 +0000 UTCDid you report it to SAPR?
Napoleon Pershing Cornelius
2024-10-14 21:34:51 +0000 UTCCat girl was incredible. I need more cat girl in my life
Napoleon Pershing Cornelius
2024-10-14 21:30:48 +0000 UTCYou should have saved the "you may hate this episode" disclaimer for this.
Sasha Mills
2024-10-14 18:41:53 +0000 UTCThis is being nice
Cawdorne
2024-10-14 16:19:41 +0000 UTCI'll sub if you can get Maddox to subject himself to your company.
elmelanomalo
2024-10-13 22:46:02 +0000 UTCdon’t you love a good October surprise!?! #votemadparty Alfred E Neuman aka Jim F Donovan for President!
Kat Gehl
2024-10-13 14:20:47 +0000 UTC(◡‿◡✿) ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶(⊙▂⊙)
Kat Gehl
2024-10-13 14:19:47 +0000 UTCThis interview made me actually miss the cum pizza guy
Four loko enthusiast
2024-10-13 00:06:37 +0000 UTCIt's still not enough.
Al Hunt
2024-10-12 20:17:24 +0000 UTCThis episode made me miss Chris the Kiwi.
endocrine_disruptor
2024-10-12 19:39:25 +0000 UTCI keep checking it every now and again. Never seen a guest get insulted THIS much before lol
Chicanery
2024-10-11 21:24:29 +0000 UTCIs that you? How do you feel about how this episode went?
hibimini
2024-10-11 19:01:29 +0000 UTCThis must be the most commented on episode in history of TDS 🤣
MrFranks
2024-10-11 18:19:13 +0000 UTCThis chick could just never shut the fuck up, id rather pour HIV blood in my ears than listen to her
FatPiggy
2024-10-11 15:10:13 +0000 UTCWe wanna know aswell.
Mnemonic
2024-10-11 14:40:45 +0000 UTCHow do you afford the patreon but you can't afford bail
shitlips
2024-10-11 13:23:11 +0000 UTCIs that you babe?
slightly_Toast
2024-10-11 10:00:54 +0000 UTCLights off, door shut please.
Disciple of Dagon
2024-10-11 09:42:42 +0000 UTCWhy would you say that ^ here?
Dong Perry
2024-10-11 09:35:51 +0000 UTCThank you! 😘💌💋
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:19:11 +0000 UTCChaos, even!
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:18:50 +0000 UTC💣❤️🔥💃
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:18:41 +0000 UTCwell then take a nap
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:17:58 +0000 UTCHear Hear!
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:17:48 +0000 UTCClose! Silver Spectre from Watchmen.
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:17:38 +0000 UTC💋
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:16:15 +0000 UTCWait till you hear MY podcast 🤣
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:15:47 +0000 UTCThat’s the moderator and administrator team’s fault, they let any and everyone in the Dick show.
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:15:16 +0000 UTCI did, at a Marine Corp Ball in Laughlin Nevada, 2009. Kinda…my origin story, lmao.
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:14:23 +0000 UTCtake an aspirin and drink some water and tell these things to your nurse and medical team- why say this here?
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:13:43 +0000 UTCYou’ll find another gal, plenty of fish in the sea!
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:12:59 +0000 UTCThis is the Dick show- I move that I am the last woman to ever grace this podcast- this should never have any women on it ever ever ever ever ever ever. Ever.
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:12:22 +0000 UTCIt’s gonna be okay, just take a sip of juice, lie down, and enjoy a little nappy nap. Do you want the lights on? Are you tucked in? Have a good sleep, child man.
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:11:17 +0000 UTCYou don’t know what words mean? How sad! 😢
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:10:11 +0000 UTC😘
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:09:52 +0000 UTCSounds like a you problem. Try putting a babel fish in your ear.
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:09:33 +0000 UTC🤣
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:08:47 +0000 UTCI know, right?
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:08:23 +0000 UTCWell, I will not thank you for this not nice thing you just said
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:08:14 +0000 UTC😅
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:07:29 +0000 UTCTrust me, it’s likely the other way around
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:07:06 +0000 UTCGet some Clit in your ear. Competing Podcast- The Clit Show, starring all of your faves!
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:06:46 +0000 UTCLmao
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:06:03 +0000 UTCOh well I could somehow afford $1 to join this hot mess so who gave me that?!
Kat Gehl
2024-10-11 09:05:29 +0000 UTCALSO I didn't get a Sean's Guitar Talk because of it
Dre dog
2024-10-11 06:23:48 +0000 UTCGod i fucking hate this lady i can't believe you let her drone on so long. At least you hit he at the end
Dre dog
2024-10-11 06:21:44 +0000 UTCGod Damn, where's a Sean Connery backhand when you need one.
Matt C
2024-10-10 22:28:58 +0000 UTCJesus Christ, Mr. CumBuckets owes her husband an apology, poor guy. Hell he owes us all an apology after that
Christopher Phillips
2024-10-10 17:48:00 +0000 UTCThat lying, stupid female eas insufferable and completely mentally ill.
Publius
2024-10-10 15:42:02 +0000 UTCThey knew she couldn't get someone to pay $5
Justin
2024-10-10 15:01:47 +0000 UTCWhich dumb cunt of a judge set the bailout to $250?
Mnemonic
2024-10-10 12:48:58 +0000 UTCDick needs to try to undo that bailout. Big mistake. She is way too annoying to be roaming free.
nop
2024-10-10 09:24:23 +0000 UTCI was raped in the ear
Michael Toth
2024-10-10 07:22:31 +0000 UTCIt'll be seldomly heard. Oh, wait. That's Discouraging Word.
Big 'O'
2024-10-10 01:00:56 +0000 UTCSjon is gray-rocking the shit out of that lunatic! 🤣
Renegade Priest
2024-10-09 22:29:14 +0000 UTCcat lady sounds like a con artist, probably is.
Mnemonic
2024-10-09 22:00:55 +0000 UTCI watched this 2 days ago and she is still talking in my head get her out.
Hayden Mascadri
2024-10-09 20:16:56 +0000 UTCThat fuckin woman holy moly
Millhouse
2024-10-09 19:56:28 +0000 UTCthat woman was so bad I can't help but feel like she owes me money
shitlips
2024-10-09 17:21:49 +0000 UTCJust catching and watching, at the union point - not seen the Cat/Dog segment yet. 1] Did Vito lick Dick's camera? 2] Please stop talking over Schezuan.
Justin Coley
2024-10-09 14:44:36 +0000 UTCWhat a fucking broad. If she could just suck me off
slightly_Toast
2024-10-09 10:08:26 +0000 UTCI heard sean was starting a new duo podcast, The DisCOURAGING Word, with that chick.
Video_ouija_
2024-10-09 07:40:31 +0000 UTCPoor Dick. Had the perfect promise of content but it is cursed to something indecipherable. We lost!
L
2024-10-09 01:39:45 +0000 UTCis that a thing? dick should get on that
Deason Connolly
2024-10-08 23:31:11 +0000 UTCCan you please start uploading the video to the patreon page? I hate Patreons media player, but Rumble is even more broken now that they play ads every 7 minutes.
The Magician Formerly Known as Stiffalis
2024-10-08 22:28:54 +0000 UTCI will not thank your guest for not killing herself.
Renegade Priest
2024-10-08 22:26:22 +0000 UTCHoly shit
MrFranks
2024-10-08 21:32:25 +0000 UTCHas anybody seen that show Andor? In it, they create a torture device that uses unimaginably horrible audio to break prisoners to get them to instantly confess, leaving lasting psychological damage. I can’t put my finger on it, but something about this episode made me think of that.
Jeff M
2024-10-08 19:38:04 +0000 UTC"The Cherynobl Of Women" is one of his best one liners.
Chicanery
2024-10-08 19:37:14 +0000 UTCLast week I complained about how long it took to get to this interview. I retract that statement and hope we can just get a write up and let google AI turn it into a podcast interview
Jimothy
2024-10-08 18:43:50 +0000 UTCAndy Dufresne wasn't raped onscreen, but according to Red's narration, sometimes he lost the fight to the Sisters and they presumably had their way with him. And Mr. Krabs is Clancy Brown -- Kurgan from Highlander himself.
Mr. Hamilton Burger
2024-10-08 18:06:22 +0000 UTCThat phone call was unlistenable, holy shit.
Steyr
2024-10-08 16:27:50 +0000 UTCI know someone like that lady in real life, I wish to never speak to them again. Thank you for bringing up the most headache inducing memories possible.
MarktheCzar
2024-10-08 16:18:44 +0000 UTCAn entire interview without even a single coherent thought from the guest. Simply amazing.
Mike Incalcaterra
2024-10-08 14:23:21 +0000 UTCI felt like I was having a stroke listening to the woman. Absolutely nonsensical, gibberish, fuck you and fuck everyone.
Disciple of Dagon
2024-10-08 13:06:40 +0000 UTCDick's one liner about calling Vito on a property matter was almost as good as Sean's "assualt with words"
Chicanery
2024-10-08 12:40:19 +0000 UTCThe comment about Maddox's cyclist cops was great. My favourite since "the ocean" line with JF
Chicanery
2024-10-08 12:30:24 +0000 UTCThat phone call was the worst thing I have ever heard. Please never let another woman on the show.
Andy Zucnedy
2024-10-08 12:13:51 +0000 UTCused to know a chick like her, felt like i was getting vietnam flashbacks. jesus christ that was painful
Bootyman
2024-10-08 08:22:22 +0000 UTCVito will never beat the allegations
Coiled Society
2024-10-08 05:32:30 +0000 UTCI've got a horrible fucking headache jesus
Dong Perry
2024-10-08 02:54:25 +0000 UTCIf only she got Jokered
Stormy
2024-10-08 02:32:36 +0000 UTCSo she's the reason I got to be under my real name as one of the 5000 Nazi gangstalkers on Maddox's website for being in a group on a website I haven't used in years. Neat! Thanks, manic catgirl
The Gentleman Sausage
2024-10-08 02:27:33 +0000 UTCDick: "What did you assault him with?" Sean: "Words" The Zing King remains undefeated.
Al Hunt
2024-10-08 02:13:32 +0000 UTCjfc that genuinely ruined my day, please add a trigger warning next time.
elmelanomalo
2024-10-08 01:20:39 +0000 UTCI have never listened to a more insufferable woman ever. Just constant rambling, talking over people, going off topic, and never answering any question straight. I feel bad for anyone that has to have a "conversation" with that woman, because she clearly has zero understanding of the meaning of the concept. Fucking amazing
Rev
2024-10-08 00:04:56 +0000 UTCI’ve never screamed at my phone before today, thanks Dick. Love the show!
no no
2024-10-07 23:18:15 +0000 UTCThis woman’s narcissism and dilution are working together beautifully to make her completely insufferable
415 nick
2024-10-07 22:31:34 +0000 UTCWhere can I find that video of the woman complaining about how they have to be masculine showing clips of other women failing at doing masculine things? Please thanks
Blart Sampson
2024-10-07 22:31:20 +0000 UTCMining operations will take much longer but we'll find it
Ryanhw12
2024-10-07 21:58:20 +0000 UTCThis was the most womany woman to ever woman
Tardy Johnson
2024-10-07 21:25:31 +0000 UTCDicks camera is fucked on this episode. Love the show guys
Tardy Johnson
2024-10-07 20:49:47 +0000 UTCShe's the real life Harley Quinn
hibimini
2024-10-07 20:42:49 +0000 UTCDamn. We wait a week for an ep and then have to skip 2/3rds of it because of this cackling schizo. I beg you never have her on again.
Ben
2024-10-07 20:29:40 +0000 UTCJesus christ I was exhausted just listening to that caller
Ryanhw12
2024-10-07 20:19:05 +0000 UTC2 minutes into the caller and it’s one of the worst yet
Joe Seff
2024-10-07 19:48:47 +0000 UTCThat was mayhem
J.Rob.Detailing.Ireland
2024-10-07 19:46:44 +0000 UTCThis is a tough one. How are we gonna mine cat girl for the goss when she's _this_ manic and impossible to listen to?
awkwardly-poised
2024-10-07 19:44:36 +0000 UTCA guest so bad, sean was attempting suicide
Berzerk850
2024-10-07 19:34:57 +0000 UTCExceptionally annoying woman on the episode today.
Boan
2024-10-07 19:32:30 +0000 UTCThat bitch manic AF
Bethany West
2024-10-07 19:02:55 +0000 UTCThat woman would not shut up. She was the worst
Long Dong Silver
2024-10-07 18:53:18 +0000 UTCThat was the most painful call in so far. Holy shit
Advan0s
2024-10-07 17:59:27 +0000 UTCBailing a woman out of jail, how could that possibly go poorly?
macdelerious
2024-10-07 17:48:25 +0000 UTCThis call in personifies the inability of women to tell a story.
J
2024-10-07 17:39:33 +0000 UTCYou know the caller is bad when even Sean isn’t engaging with them
Goldilocks
2024-10-07 16:38:29 +0000 UTCMight be the worst caller ever, it was funny to listen to but I was so happy when it was over.
Tortrest
2024-10-07 16:08:56 +0000 UTCYou slowly start to understand why no one bailed her out, but an excellent call in for sure
Jackrockstar
2024-10-07 15:47:36 +0000 UTCI can’t fathom why you didn’t play the voicemail because nobody is going to want to hear from that meth addict again. You might as well have played it, penny for a pound and all.
SyntheticShinobi
2024-10-07 15:41:07 +0000 UTCMoney on your mind
Zach
2024-10-07 15:40:32 +0000 UTCJesus fucking Christ that caller was absolutely infuriating. Multiple times I gestured to shoot myself in the mouth at work. All my coworkers think I’m even more retarded than they already did. Thanks dick
SyntheticShinobi
2024-10-07 15:39:56 +0000 UTChaha whoops
Dick Masterson
2024-10-07 15:39:17 +0000 UTCVENMO lol
Zach
2024-10-07 15:33:36 +0000 UTCThe cat girl section was hilarious, I don't know how you kept it together for so long lmao
C
2024-10-07 15:31:58 +0000 UTC
