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Episode 438 - Dick on Good News, Bad News

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Thank you, Sean! Good luck, Dick!

Jinn Strongheart

Good luck you two!

js

I'm absolutely gutted to hear Sezchaun is leaving the show. For the past decade of my life Sean has been a part of my weekly routine and hearing his sultry reasoned voice was always a treasured joy. I'm going to truly miss you Sean and I wish you the best in life. I really did take your hilarious conversations with Dick each week for granted. All I have to say is I hope whoever fills your seat will be even half as cool as the REAL Cool Sean.

Aaron Francis

Sean's leaving and Dick is pregnant. What an episode. I was always sad when he would skip a week, but now he's skipping the rest of the show. I'll really miss ya, Sean.

mrbanks

Man... Sean won't see this but thank you for your time. I've been watching this show since I was teenager and Sean's always been a favourite of mine. Level-headed, witty and charismatic to boot. You'll be missed Sean, all the best.

Disciple of Dagon

Going from World Touring LA Based Comedian to just Uncle Sean feels like the right and wholesome way to go

Daniel Atwater

The part that made me cry, when Dick understands why Sean is leaving and understands it completely. We all understand, Sean hates being "plugged in", it's fucking draining, it's a different world now than when the show started, I want to unplug too. Congrats on the future baby Dick/Dickina, what an emotional rollercoaster of an episode.

Daniel Atwater

Congratulations, Dick! Smooth sailing, Sean! What a milestone of an episode.

Kapten

Vote up parasocial relationships. I am not well. Farewell Sean, you beautiful V-neck wearing, zinger throwing, smooth audio enjoyer.

Slash

It's sad to see Sean go, but it's nice to know that he's still thinking about being involved in some capacity.

Skonris

You’re definitely retarded

OldStump

Goodbye smooches for Sean.

OldStump

This is not the end, it's just the next chapter for both Dick and Sean. GFY

Rico S

As an executive producer of the dick show I find it highly unprofessional that Sean did not give me two week’s notice

TeenyFatz

Congrats on baby Dick and smooches for Sean! You reach stages in life where you're feeling unhappy for some reason or another, need to simplify and take stock of things, and maybe decide to follow your own path for awhile. Looking forward to the "Reunited Tour" in 20 years! Or maybe once Sean has a Spotify deal for "Guitar Talk" and is performing at Madison Square Garden!

SeltzerWater

Thank you

J.Rob.Detailing.Ireland

I hope Sean gets these messages. Thank you for all the incredible entertainment over the years, famous world touring comedian. Remember the Unexpected Houseguests problem? Couldn’t have happened without Sean. Animal corner? AI Maddox? So many great bits in addition to the thoughtful commentary and zingers. Keep doing what you love, buddy.

John Johnson

So long Sean, you were half the reason I started listening, and half why I keep listening. Congrats dick, but now we see if this makes you put a ring on it.

JoeMama

Best news ever followed by the worst news ever. Congrats Dick, we will miss you Sean !

alikentrek Dobs

Seeing dick shed some tears really got to me. Love you Sean buddy and congratz Dick.

Brandon Lee

I think Sean's monologue was the longest time on the show where Dick hadn't started arguing or derailing a conversation. The worst part for Dick must be that he has no way to monetize this, unlike all the drama with Maddox. We'll miss you Sean, hoping to see you at least once in a while.

Rimantas Stankevičius

Easy travels Shaughn, until we meet again 🫡🫡🫡

James Simmons

Peach saliva should send in more of those. But she’s not as funny without asterios.

OldStump

If you have to call in to let everyone know your boyfriend with tits isn’t crazy, I have bad news for you.

OldStump

Did he get rid of it or did other Mexicans take it from the yard?

OldStump

We're all gonna miss the hell out of you Sean. Thanks for all the memories and good luck on all your future endeavors. Sativa Sean forever.

deems

Can you believe that Sean quit the show under these pretenses so he could avoid doing the live Dungeons and Dragons bit? Hope you have a good one and we'll miss you dearly.

HuMeme

Congrats Dick. Last smooches for Sean.

Stefan Topuzov

Is this that Sonichu curse I keep hearing about

AJA

i pray for the ongoing fidelity of this show

Jeff

love you shawn, you have been a great voice of reason, but we only want you to do good man, be good buddy, great fucking run

Jeff

Only Dick could get me hyped and excited about him becoming a dad, only to drop a piano on my head with Sean leaving

Alex

Man first of all shocking and exciting news from dick hopefully the little fella can make it onto Dr. Phil before that rat bastard croaks, Secondly thank you Sean I've been listening since the early og biggest problem, frankly Sean's advice and mindset really helped me out when I was first getting clean, parasocial or not I'm gonna really miss ya on the show and I hope everything works out the way you need, thanks for ten wonderful years. HERES TO SEAN AND BABY DICK!

Tevas Lacey-Wood

Sjon. It's not "Goodbye." It's "See you next Tuesday."

Renegade Priest

Good luck sean and grats baby

Video_ouija_

Ya I did get a little womenly there for a minute hahaha thank you!

Thrasherlife397

I've followed Sean since the beginning of The Biggest Problem and his one liners always came out of nothing and hit like a nuke. Having him as a mainstay audio engineer on TDS is part of the show and it'll be waaay different without him. But I have no doubt dick can carry this boat himself aswell, he does all the content himself so I'm not worried. Good luck to both of you.

Mnemonic

Actually on second thoughts I bet this is the work of a ***ish psychiatrist!

Ben

Is the show toxic? Or is the show holding a mirror to a toxic culture? Does it even matter?.. May Sean safely escape and enjoy being normal. Have to respect a man that makes that decision. Sean will be sorely missed.

Ben

Thank you Sean

Vincent Olson

Dick's gonna need some baby sized Aviator's and a Cigar shaped pacifier.

Phranger

XUAGHANNNNNN!!!!!

DarkSceptre

I cried too. Great last episode, hoping the bonus does numbers.

Triangular morning

I think he got a lot of emails on that one

Tigranes

You pull the turkey at 157 from the smoker (deepest part of breast) not 145. Your Dad went full moron and made medium rare turkey. Congrats on the baby.

Tigranes

You’re retarded

Kevin

What do I do with my life now? Be a productive member of society? fuck that

John

Congrats Dick, you're going to be an awesome father. Godspeed Shaquan, you beautiful bastard.

Christopher Phillips

There’s never been a more appropriate title for an episode. Congrats to Dick For becoming a father and congrats to Sxuawn for getting the hell outta there

Frisky Django

I feel like being called out about the puberty blockers and put down expedited the decision.

Jimothy

Wonder how Taylor from PKA would be

Zach Foster

I can't believe dicks having a baby, I feel so betrayed what horrible news. I'm glad Sean's gone though.

Nicky9Lives

NOOOOOOOOO!

Nicky9Lives

Big congrats legend

TwentyFourUsedSocks

Congrats Dick and thank you Sean this podcast has brought some joy to the daily grind.

Ellia

Thanks for all the laughs Sean, you will be sorely missed. Good luck!

Joe Seff

Congrats Dick!!! And good luck Sean!!!!!

Dakota Garlitz

Affirmative nod from a superlative rod 🫡 Farewell Shwaun….thanks for everything

Andy

NOOOOOOOO! The end of an era. Thanks for all the fun Sean! You have had some of the funniest and unintentionally most savage takes trough the episodes.

nop

Congrats and I hope you find what you are looking for sean!

Hayden Mascadri

Sad! Take care Sean!

Andrew Hazelet

Shauvn please tell me you’re not leaving because you love your other family more. Dick congrats on the kid, hope it doesn’t turn out retarded.

Crimson Shins

You can only stare into the abyss for so consistently for so long, best wishes Sean hope you get what you need out of it.

David Thielen

Breaks my heart to know Sean is leaving, but I get that sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Eighty

Sean, please imagine one more Dickhead shaking your hand and thanking you for coming. I still regret not taking the opportunity to do so at the Melbourne live show.

Seb B

"He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again." -Shakespeare Sean, you will be missed. Thank you.

Methamphetaroids

Seems unwise to have both things in one Ep. Space out the content

V

You know the love is real because everyone in this thread is spelling Sean's name normal.

PastePotPete

Thanks Sean! You will be sorely missed. Also, congrats Dick!

Landrey Hawkins

Thanks for everything Sean! All the best.

Mike lea

Genuinely sad, you will be missed Sean. More than you'll ever know.

SlayerN

Thank you for 10 awesome years Sean. Not much more to say. You are doing what you have to, this is how real men make announcements and move on - no drama or negativity. You gotta do what’s best for you man. Also, congrats dick. Going to be an interesting new era watching you become a dad lol.

Chrisworld

Fuck, man. This is sad.

Tdawg7

So Sean's leaving the show for the same reason many people try to get their parents to stop watching the news. Beholding stupidity via the news segments is doing a number. He can't look at one more fat activist without having an aneurysm

The Gentleman Sausage

This is worse than my wife cheating and stinking up my trunk.

OldStump

Thanks Sean, please don’t turn into Maddox

Electrical Joe

Wild I have been hearing to shean and dick since highschool, the end of an era and the start of a new one

Ivan G

I'll double my donation on the condition that Sean _does_ send in regular Guitar Talk.

awkwardly-poised

Great episode, can't wait for Dick to return to his Mexican roots and become hardcore Catholic the second his daughter pops out, and it will be a girl; the Great Magnet has one hell of a sense of humor.

Dick Smith

God is going to punish Dick by putting another woman in his house.

definitely(not)nick

I’m 3 minutes in. Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Bethany West

With a team of professional civil war reenactors to help him.

Mr. Hamilton Burger

Way to go making this about yourself like a woman! Jokes aside hope you're feeling better and never KYS

JUDGERNAUT

Yo this episode was fuckin wild

415 nick

Even sooner than that. It was when he got rid of the squat rack.

Mr. Hamilton Burger

smooches for Sean, best straight man in the biz

Dogs Johnson

wow what a rollercoaster of emotions

JUDGERNAUT

Sean has seemed kind of burned out, I think this is for the best even though we will miss him greatly. I can only hope that he finds himself able make a one-off return some time in the far future. Godspeed you glorious ass farmer. o7

definitely(not)nick

Holy shit what a week...

Gfyd

The cohost contest is back?

Pan Cake

Noooooooooooooooo!

Metal Donut

I can’t believe it

Ryan Rochman

Me too. I've been listening to Sean for like 10 years, and I've been following Dick for like 15 years. Feels weird.

Dogburndan

I'm honestly more shocked about Dick's announcement than Sean's. Getting a dog was the beginning of the end. Dick will now only speak in vague aphorisms and "remember when"s.

Dogburndan

I guess for the last time, Sean... Thank you.

zxcdolbaeb

Sean will be sorely missed. Hope the free time does him good. The dick announcement had me stunned. Last guy I would have ever expected to let this happen. Most men get their rough edges sanded down from having kids but I can only see his getting sharper.

Lishev

Sad to see you go Sean I've been listening the past 2 years and catching up and you two have always made me laugh and made my day a little bit brighter but I wish you the best in future endeavors smooches

BootySalad

congrats dick and farewell sean

a jeff

A BABY… SEANS FINAL SHOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THIS EPISODE… I discovered this show about a year ago. Unironically it has been the worst year of my life. I have feverishly listed to every single regular and bonus episode over this last year and it has helped me not purchase a ticket to Greenland Sean’s a big part of that. It’s sad to see him go but it makes sense and I wish him all the best!

Thrasherlife397

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭we love Sixwheeon

endocrine_disruptor

What an episode.

Friggity Frank

Don’t do it sean

Gentle

I resubed once I heard the news. Sean was really one of the best parts of the show. I'm a little bit upset at myself for how emotional this has left me. But I kinda grew up with this show, call it parasocial but it almost feels like loosing a loved one. The news completely hit me by surprise. Good luck to Sean with whatever else he plans for the future. I wish him all the best, he will be missed. Also congrats on the baby. Man, What an episode.

Joshua Hopkins

One in, one out. Brutal to see Sean leave, but understandable. Thanks for years of entertainment man.

Mephisto

I will always love Sean. I feel like I'm losing a friend, but that's okay because he'll never know. Congrats on the baby, dick! Hopefully Maddox kills himself.

Stephen Salmons

Thanks Sean. I don't blame you, if I had to react to fat women each week I'd be feeling fatigued too.

Publius

TLDR: that girl who called from jail broke Shawn

hibimini

One last smooch for Sean.

Steyr

Thanks for everything Sean. You're the fuckin man.

Sam

Will Sean's dong still be on the show?

Mr. Hamilton Burger

Damn it Sean. You the man

Long Dong Silver

Shawn deleted himself :(

chux4w

Thank you for the years of entertainment Sean, miss you already.

gscales

"The light has gone out of my life."

F E

This was literally the most bittersweet episode of a pod I’ve ever heard…congrats and farewell. I wish the both of you the best with all the changes coming your way! Cheers boys!!! 🍻

AluiciousJenkinsTha3rd

Send off Smooches Sean

Heinous Anus

The search for the co-host continues! Best of luck to Sean and congratulations Dick! Doug (TenNapel, not from Hoobastank) will be so proud!

Niggle V

The end of an era. Final smooches!

Metal Gear H1tl3r, the tank that shoots nukes exclusively at Israel

damn....

Tortrest

Thank you for posting the video on Patreon, so much better than Rumble or Vimeo.

Abundance of Radishes

This is what it sounds like when dicks cry. God speed shan

Nicholas Mata

And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone

Matt Bahr

Incredible podcast, thank you both for everything!

James Streissand

I love Sean

lemonsakee

I usually pirate your stuff but I had to sub to the patreon when I heard you have a bun in the oven!

Britz Man

Now dick can guilt everyone else about the dangers of his child getting assaulted

Grand Peach

Congrats Dick! We're gonna miss you, thank you for everything Shean!

Jackrockstar

Sean leaving literally made my heart sink

C

🥂

Atticus Finch

I don’t even know what to do. I’m devastated

Zach

F

Michael Toth

I hear Sean’s gonna start ass farming full-time.

Cpt Cheez

The only thing worse than dick potentially having a daughter is Sean retiring. Thanks for everything Sean!

SyntheticShinobi

:(

Domiepotato


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