Episode 6 - Token Super Heroes, Summer Vacations, Trans
Added 2016-07-12 07:19:25 +0000 UTChttp://thedickshow.com/episode-6-dick-on-trans/
We pulled a HIGH QUALITY audio remix with the video of this episode. If it pleases the court, this will be the new production workflow from soup to nuts--deez nuts.
I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do about the like's. Sean surgically removed many, but the only real solution moving forward is a shock collar. Maybe it's time to move out of LA.
For Immediate Release, if you love Black Iron Man Woman, Marvel has a new slew of inclusive superhero reboots coming this summer. You’ll never guess who is autistic and who has mutant AIDS, so you’d better just readMarvel’s press release for THE SUMMER OF INCLUSION. Or you can listen to me do it because reading is for nerds.
Joan Ford comes in to discuss what makes her a rage: Summer Vacations. If it weren’t for summer vacations, we could get young people educated and off to college sooner, we would train a generation of idleness out of our workforce and be more competitive in the global economy, we could change the world–and also everyone’s favorite anime chat board wouldn’t get ruined with SpongeBob bullshit for three months. Just kidding, I love SpongeBob memes. Joan also discusses how to pick up girls as a trans woman and then drops a dime on Uber drivers, who apparently prefer trans women over Lyft drivers by overwhelming numbers. An interesting stats if true.
Dustin Sinewa calls in with news from Dick Heads on Facebook with news that my mansterpiece has been successfully checked out of a library for the first time in history! He also tricks me into answering sexual questions about my mother and helps a listener with bondage advice.
Denzel Walkes gets a title suggestion for his comedy movie, Sean flip flops on his “I don’t want to be on video stance”, My Fourth of July Fireworks are ruined, and Weird Matthew McConaughey calls in with some advice on Olympic Pooping, on the newest episode of The Dick Show!
Big Ups to Philipp Brodka who painstakingly transcribed the first episode of The Dick Show available here.
Check out Joan’s book, Killing it: The Action Girl’s Guide to Saving the World on Amazon, where you can see that Asterios gave Joan’s book the same review that he gave of mine.
Brandon sends in some bitchin fan art.
Comments
Are any of these old episodes on Vimeo? Fucking YouTube, man.
JÄGER BOMB
2024-12-06 01:38:40 +0000 UTCI just now found your content wtf this is the best shit ever. Now I have 3 years of content to go through.
2AOregonBoy
2019-12-08 01:27:06 +0000 UTCHaha, yeah you're right there's no way anyone would let me go homeless if I'm being honest wth myself and everyone else, sure a few awkward convos with friends, but fuck it, they love me cos I'm a pretty enough white female. To all the Maddox haters; I emailed him a few days ago before I knew about this cos I like living under my rock, and he replied within 24 hours. So he's not a sudden monster, he's still a fucking wicked cool bloke who loves his fans and remember we have no idea what happened really, the only positive is that Sean is Switzerland and we get him twice as much! xox
Lahna May
2016-07-14 14:32:21 +0000 UTCDude, Dick. It seems like there is some kind of curse going on: The more you show your Trump support, the more Mexican you look.
2016-07-13 06:53:13 +0000 UTCwhere's our Seancam!
Grant Mooney
2016-07-12 20:57:33 +0000 UTCSame here Lahna. My friend - who, like me, has been a Maddox fan since the mid-nineties - told me that Maddox would take down the Problems site and erase any evidence that Dick ever had been on the show. I was sorely disappointed when my friend turned out to be right. I don't think most people want Maddox to "lose", but he's just so megalomaniacal about the whole thing that people are turning their backs on him. The great thing is, it has catapulted Dick to a much larger audience!
Mkoll
2016-07-12 14:20:40 +0000 UTCHey I impressed you and sean, there's one off the bucket list
Eric Plante
2016-07-12 14:02:05 +0000 UTCIf Denzel doesn't jump on that, you should.
Dick Masterson
2016-07-12 13:45:50 +0000 UTCThanks, Lahna! I feel you and it is a bummer. I'll tell you this, things were patched up before, the last one just didn't have enough stick left in it. I don't think that will change. Also, a woman homeless?! PS - I'm looking into a re-edit of the video/sound right now.
Dick Masterson
2016-07-12 13:44:19 +0000 UTCHa didn't think your hear my Black Out voicemail glad you liked it huge supportet
Eric Plante
2016-07-12 13:32:22 +0000 UTCO'erourourr the land uh the free and the home uhtha brave. - Tim Changzzzzz on The National Anthem
eeeeeje
2016-07-12 13:31:07 +0000 UTCYou're right. The video editor produces a different audio mix to get the video and the episode up at the same time. Next week I'll try something different to get the audio up to Sean's standard.
Dick Masterson
2016-07-12 13:29:32 +0000 UTCthe video sound isnt as good as the podcast sound for some reason.
Colorless Green Void
2016-07-12 12:48:36 +0000 UTCDearest Dick, I'm currently half way through Episode#45 of the original podcast with you and Maddox, and I randomly think "Oh hey I bet there's a subreddit for this" So I find something, it leads me down a rabbit hole of my apparent future full of heartbreak and the unknown. You and Maddox break up?! Dude, I've been Maddox's fan since I was 14, I am now a 27, but I can't lose you, Dick, you're so funny, you make so many people mad for the fun of it and we share that cleveridiot syndrome thing. So as someone who is almost homeless and am absolutely an alcoholic (If I was a man, I could be your life coach) you instantly got my last $5 for the Dr Phil episode, cos... you make me happy, but so does Maddox. Sooooo my advice is find a way to patch it up yo, I've fought with my BFF before and we're both complete cockheads too but afterwards we were even closer than before and yeah I don't know specifics, I think the best answer I heard was 'artistic differences with where the podcast should go' BULLSHIT., 'artistic' anything is bullshit unless it is just art. PS - The sound is totally fucked, should we blame Skype? PPS - Nice to see you Sativa Sean PPS - We will absolutely see a president's dong/puss
Lahna May
2016-07-12 12:41:23 +0000 UTCWhat's going on with the sound? Did Sean die?
Mkoll
2016-07-12 10:39:38 +0000 UTC
