RAGE LOTTERY!!!
Added 2016-07-12 18:04:30 +0000 UTCToot toot! Climb aboard the Trans Train to Fuck Town, me hearties. Mind the gap because we're building the tracks as we go, and keep your eye on the rearview mirror. Like usual, I am behind, but I am catching up.
Here is how the RAGE LOTTERY is going to work. I have a list of all Patron names and email addresses. On the next episode, I'm going to draw a ticket at random (random number generator maxed out at the number of patron emails accounting for multiple tickets--no funny stuff), and that chosen man or woman or whatever will be invited to call in during the next show. We'll get a good Two Minute Hate going and Imma put your ass on the Rage Board.
http://thedickshow.com/co-hosts/
Think you can dethrone Denzel? Good fucking luck.
If you don't want to call in, you can select a champion to rage on your behalf--like Game of Thrones. Pick a monster. I recommend me.
Comments
Nice guys who ask "So why isn't your boyfriend out out with you tonight?" and stupid girlfriends who don't understand what the fuck they're trying to do.
Brandon Nuckols
2016-09-27 00:11:43 +0000 UTCI will show the world! I am a RAGE!!
Max Hydrogen
2016-07-15 15:20:01 +0000 UTCMy email is ready.
Andy
2016-07-14 15:48:32 +0000 UTCFuck jeggings - squeezing fat lady legs into shape is a crime of deception and fuckery.
2016-07-14 11:32:38 +0000 UTCBLAAAAARGH!!!!! I'M READY!!!
2016-07-13 17:09:57 +0000 UTCMy rage is ready.
2016-07-13 16:52:59 +0000 UTCLet's do it.
2016-07-13 06:03:04 +0000 UTCRage!
Fun Kilo @imkilo
2016-07-13 04:25:42 +0000 UTCnah, he didn't thank himself nearly enough.
funny name
2016-07-13 02:18:18 +0000 UTCfuck yeah, pick me!
J
2016-07-13 01:12:22 +0000 UTCDo you think Maddox is one of Dick's Patreon supporters? I'm sure this is a Kauffman-esque stunt those two are pulling, and during a Rage Lottery Maddox should get the call.
Royden
2016-07-12 23:52:40 +0000 UTCI can rage with the best of 'em!
Kit Jaspering
2016-07-12 22:09:32 +0000 UTCI am a rage. Tremble as I whip out my rage filled penis and start spraying everywhere.
Bob Roland
2016-07-12 19:44:26 +0000 UTCSweet. I am an excited.
2016-07-12 19:35:46 +0000 UTCYee
Terry
2016-07-12 18:51:32 +0000 UTCLooks like it, I figured we'll have to submit topics in advance, but obviously not. We wait for the first drawing.
Kristijan Puljek
2016-07-12 18:39:23 +0000 UTCVery fucking cool.
Sleepnir
2016-07-12 18:39:07 +0000 UTCLet's do it.
Kevin Flesher
2016-07-12 18:15:21 +0000 UTCFuck this shit (I'm practicing being a rage)
2016-07-12 18:12:43 +0000 UTCA very maddoxy closing of this post.
Mortotem
2016-07-12 18:11:02 +0000 UTCSo we don't need to do anything to enter? We're just automatically entered by being a patron?
Blaise
2016-07-12 18:07:12 +0000 UTCHell yeah!
Adam Perry
2016-07-12 18:04:57 +0000 UTC
