Bonus Episode 1 - Dr. Phil, The American Dream
Added 2016-07-04 16:22:07 +0000 UTCCelebrate American independence with a Dick Tale to end them all: my time on Dr. Phil.
Not to be considered a cocktease, I finally spill the beans on a story I've been blue-balling everyone with for years. Welcome to the Dr. Phil house. It's part Pee Wee's Playhouse, part a shameless exploitation of the mentally deranged by a fat megalomaniac. I go into some detail about the show, the production, and the goofy shit I noticed behind the scenes.
I believe I was single-handedly responsible for causing irreparable damage to Phil's brand, exposing him to millions of people as an idiot and a whore. What the show did for me was irrelevant.
What it did do for me, however, was catapult an unknown book with poor sales projections into the 288th bestseller's spot world-wide! But that wasn't Phil's doing and it's a story for another day.
My Life Coach also stops by and we discuss the American Dream with special Guests Denzel Walkes and Chief of the Dick Heads Dustin Siniawa.
Comments
Go fuck yourself!
Klaus Ove
2024-02-08 16:20:21 +0000 UTCohhh...
Edvin Tønder
2019-03-12 23:22:22 +0000 UTCChange the filter to "Oldest to Newest" - I was page downing for 10 minutes before I saw the filter LOL
Failoma Path
2019-03-11 20:11:11 +0000 UTCI had to scroll really far to find this, but it was worth it
Edvin Tønder
2019-03-05 01:20:38 +0000 UTCThe fuck is this, "Sorry. Because of it's privacy settings, this video cannot be played here" shit?
Spawnandjesus
2018-12-02 07:02:53 +0000 UTCHere I am dick, just got done getting into you and spending a while listening to the the whole show in order and I need these fucking bonuses. My only regret? not doing it when I first started so I could have watched them in order when I watched the others.....just went from years ago to now and here we go again. Go fuck myself. EDIT: AHHH IT WAS BEFORE YOU KNEW HOW TO YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH PROPERLY, gotta say that yeah has evolved BEAUTIFULLY. Went from a "yeah here we go" to a yeah that makes me rock fucking hard.
Toilet™
2018-09-22 00:16:59 +0000 UTCfinally subscribed after 4 years of listening, go fuck yourself
skooma_puma
2018-08-19 23:23:04 +0000 UTClast comment :^)
Riley Courter
2018-02-11 06:35:57 +0000 UTCbest episode
Bootyman
2017-09-11 07:54:01 +0000 UTCDon't know if you'll see this, just subbed today, but when you talked about just getting out of the show and enjoying a sense of self determination in a store. That is Exactly like what it feels like after a deployment to the middle east man. Not sure if time tables have anything to do with it, i'm a fuckin grunt man not a scientist, but that's the feeling you get everytime i've ever landed back in US soil. Love the show holms
Tfield91
2017-09-03 10:08:40 +0000 UTCI keep asking Patreon, but they give me the run around.
Dick Masterson
2017-05-09 15:26:01 +0000 UTCAny chance to add this and episode 2 to the podcast feed? It starts at episode 3.
2017-05-09 14:24:04 +0000 UTCI think Shawane was listening to too much of The Pixies before mixing this video. loudQUIETloud
DaveFromDowntheRoad
2017-03-10 08:55:38 +0000 UTCThis was amazing
Mr. Children
2017-01-21 17:56:38 +0000 UTCI bet I know why that is. This was one of the very early episodes before the mastered audio went to the video guy. I should probably get these remastered. The MP3 should be clean, but not as fun to watch.
Dick Masterson
2017-01-04 19:36:03 +0000 UTCWatching the video through chrome on an acer chromebook, both through the speakers and a pair of headphones, and the volume level keeps like fluctuating between a bit too quiet and a bit too loud. Love the podcast though!
Davorin Robison
2017-01-04 19:24:36 +0000 UTCHe did?? What's wrong with it?
Dick Masterson
2017-01-04 19:12:37 +0000 UTCis it just me or did shhhexn fuck the audio?
Davorin Robison
2017-01-04 18:59:51 +0000 UTCThis is a truly great podcast and story. I can't believe you left it to a bonus episode!
Nathan Smith
2016-10-31 07:48:19 +0000 UTCAmazon link? Can't find it to DL to my iPhone's Dropbox.
Seryypanda
2016-10-14 15:10:14 +0000 UTC"There was something very fucky in the state of Denmark" - Dick Masterson 2016
2016-08-10 18:04:20 +0000 UTCThe 4 of you are the best team ever!! I really enjoyed both bonus episodes
VSDC.TV
2016-08-03 22:34:42 +0000 UTCHaha shit, did the Dropbox link get overloaded in just a day?! Maybe Maddox was onto something when he brought Dropbox in all those months ago. If only he'd come up with a cogent argument for it.
Sleepnir
2016-07-05 18:34:35 +0000 UTCGreat bonus episode, Dick! You gave us everything we could've asked for in just the 1st bonus episode. Can't wait to hear more
eeeeeje
2016-07-05 12:41:57 +0000 UTCOnly Patreon I've ever actually signed up for, and probably the only one on the site that's worth the money. You are the best!
B
2016-07-05 11:16:20 +0000 UTCRight click -> Save As for the link at the bottom of the post
Adam
2016-07-05 03:09:34 +0000 UTCProbably can't download them to keep it patron-locked.
CaptainZM
2016-07-05 02:45:31 +0000 UTCAre we not able to download the eps?
Jason
2016-07-05 01:51:14 +0000 UTCI love getting liquor in my belly and Dick in my ear.
Michael Culbert
2016-07-04 22:59:32 +0000 UTCHoly fucking shit! This has made my day a thousand times better!
Kyle Belmont
2016-07-04 22:28:11 +0000 UTCGet the fuck out! Someone on the internet is doing right by their fans, and delivering content that is powerful and actually entertaining. Just to be clear, I am a firm believer that ya'll are pulling some Kaufman-esque joke on all of us. I'm still down for the ride though. Thanks Dick for the content, and being a grand performer. My girlfriend tells me all the time how much Dick she wants, so I keep fucking her. I'm starting to think she means she wants you though.
Royden
2016-07-04 20:54:05 +0000 UTCAlright! My 5 Bucks finally pays off! And Holy shit, I knew reality T.V. was fucked, but I had know idea the lengths those shitlords go through to make you look like an asshole and get whatever watered-down feelgood bullshit message across. Thats guantanamo level horeshit. Great story.
Colorless Green Void
2016-07-04 20:18:22 +0000 UTCGood shit, thanks!
CATCH
2016-07-04 20:00:22 +0000 UTCGood catch. I changed the link to the Patreon Amazon source.
Dick Masterson
2016-07-04 19:58:30 +0000 UTC"This account's links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!" Vote up Dropbox!
CATCH
2016-07-04 19:50:44 +0000 UTCIt truly is the American Dream: You busted your balls for a week of hell which drove you to delirium and never gave in to the constant barrage against you. You stuck it out and and fought your way through and that's how you made a name for yourself. You truly are an American Dick.
Max Hydrogen
2016-07-04 19:21:04 +0000 UTCI can't believe that between 600 people and Reddit... noone can find this show! haha
Levi Clay Transcriptions
2016-07-04 18:57:29 +0000 UTCbest bonus episode in the universe
Chase Billingsley
2016-07-04 18:44:59 +0000 UTCThis is the most fun I've ever had with an mp3 file#!
Kristijan Puljek
2016-07-04 18:10:14 +0000 UTCBonus Episodes: Make Work Palatable Again!
Jonathan Cowling
2016-07-04 18:01:11 +0000 UTCBonus Dick??? You sure know how to make a girl's day!
Robin Marquez
2016-07-04 17:38:06 +0000 UTC<a href="http://www.facebook.com/groups/thedickshow" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/groups/thedickshow</a>
Dustin Siniawa
2016-07-04 17:12:34 +0000 UTCGood Stuff as always!
Dustin Siniawa
2016-07-04 17:06:02 +0000 UTCConverting from GBP :P (though that currency has took a beating.)
Andy
2016-07-04 17:05:51 +0000 UTCA bonus episodes on Jesus' birthday? Wow
Beef Dinner
2016-07-04 16:52:26 +0000 UTCnot if you're converting from dollarydoos
James Fraser
2016-07-04 16:49:11 +0000 UTC$5 well spent.
Andy
2016-07-04 16:34:01 +0000 UTCWhen do we submit rage lottery? I just happen to have one that really makes me a rage
EzeDzl
2016-07-04 16:29:20 +0000 UTCThis is a beautiful surprise!! USA, USA USA!!
Adam Perry
2016-07-04 16:27:24 +0000 UTC
