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Bonus Episode 1 - Dr. Phil, The American Dream

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Celebrate American independence with a Dick Tale to end them all: my time on Dr. Phil.

Not to be considered a cocktease, I finally spill the beans on a story I've been blue-balling everyone with for years. Welcome to the Dr. Phil house. It's part Pee Wee's Playhouse, part a shameless exploitation of the mentally deranged by a fat megalomaniac. I go into some detail about the show, the production, and the goofy shit I noticed behind the scenes.

I believe I was single-handedly responsible for causing irreparable damage to Phil's brand, exposing him to millions of people as an idiot and a whore. What the show did for me was irrelevant.

What it did do for me, however, was catapult an unknown book with poor sales projections into the 288th bestseller's spot world-wide! But that wasn't Phil's doing and it's a story for another day.

My Life Coach also stops by and we discuss the American Dream with special Guests Denzel Walkes and Chief of the Dick Heads Dustin Siniawa.

Bonus Episode 1 - Dr. Phil, The American Dream

Comments

Go fuck yourself!

Klaus Ove

ohhh...

Edvin Tønder

Change the filter to "Oldest to Newest" - I was page downing for 10 minutes before I saw the filter LOL

Failoma Path

I had to scroll really far to find this, but it was worth it

Edvin Tønder

The fuck is this, "Sorry. Because of it's privacy settings, this video cannot be played here" shit?

Spawnandjesus

Here I am dick, just got done getting into you and spending a while listening to the the whole show in order and I need these fucking bonuses. My only regret? not doing it when I first started so I could have watched them in order when I watched the others.....just went from years ago to now and here we go again. Go fuck myself. EDIT: AHHH IT WAS BEFORE YOU KNEW HOW TO YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH PROPERLY, gotta say that yeah has evolved BEAUTIFULLY. Went from a "yeah here we go" to a yeah that makes me rock fucking hard.

Toilet™

finally subscribed after 4 years of listening, go fuck yourself

skooma_puma

last comment :^)

Riley Courter

best episode

Bootyman

Don't know if you'll see this, just subbed today, but when you talked about just getting out of the show and enjoying a sense of self determination in a store. That is Exactly like what it feels like after a deployment to the middle east man. Not sure if time tables have anything to do with it, i'm a fuckin grunt man not a scientist, but that's the feeling you get everytime i've ever landed back in US soil. Love the show holms

Tfield91

I keep asking Patreon, but they give me the run around.

Dick Masterson

Any chance to add this and episode 2 to the podcast feed? It starts at episode 3.

I think Shawane was listening to too much of The Pixies before mixing this video. loudQUIETloud

DaveFromDowntheRoad

This was amazing

Mr. Children

I bet I know why that is. This was one of the very early episodes before the mastered audio went to the video guy. I should probably get these remastered. The MP3 should be clean, but not as fun to watch.

Dick Masterson

Watching the video through chrome on an acer chromebook, both through the speakers and a pair of headphones, and the volume level keeps like fluctuating between a bit too quiet and a bit too loud. Love the podcast though!

Davorin Robison

He did?? What's wrong with it?

Dick Masterson

is it just me or did shhhexn fuck the audio?

Davorin Robison

This is a truly great podcast and story. I can't believe you left it to a bonus episode!

Nathan Smith

Amazon link? Can't find it to DL to my iPhone's Dropbox.

Seryypanda

"There was something very fucky in the state of Denmark" - Dick Masterson 2016

The 4 of you are the best team ever!! I really enjoyed both bonus episodes

VSDC.TV

Haha shit, did the Dropbox link get overloaded in just a day?! Maybe Maddox was onto something when he brought Dropbox in all those months ago. If only he'd come up with a cogent argument for it.

Sleepnir

Great bonus episode, Dick! You gave us everything we could've asked for in just the 1st bonus episode. Can't wait to hear more

eeeeeje

Only Patreon I've ever actually signed up for, and probably the only one on the site that's worth the money. You are the best!

B

Right click -> Save As for the link at the bottom of the post

Adam

Probably can't download them to keep it patron-locked.

CaptainZM

Are we not able to download the eps?

Jason

I love getting liquor in my belly and Dick in my ear.

Michael Culbert

Holy fucking shit! This has made my day a thousand times better!

Kyle Belmont

Get the fuck out! Someone on the internet is doing right by their fans, and delivering content that is powerful and actually entertaining. Just to be clear, I am a firm believer that ya'll are pulling some Kaufman-esque joke on all of us. I'm still down for the ride though. Thanks Dick for the content, and being a grand performer. My girlfriend tells me all the time how much Dick she wants, so I keep fucking her. I'm starting to think she means she wants you though.

Royden

Alright! My 5 Bucks finally pays off! And Holy shit, I knew reality T.V. was fucked, but I had know idea the lengths those shitlords go through to make you look like an asshole and get whatever watered-down feelgood bullshit message across. Thats guantanamo level horeshit. Great story.

Colorless Green Void

Good shit, thanks!

CATCH

Good catch. I changed the link to the Patreon Amazon source.

Dick Masterson

"This account's links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!" Vote up Dropbox!

CATCH

It truly is the American Dream: You busted your balls for a week of hell which drove you to delirium and never gave in to the constant barrage against you. You stuck it out and and fought your way through and that's how you made a name for yourself. You truly are an American Dick.

Max Hydrogen

I can't believe that between 600 people and Reddit... noone can find this show! haha

Levi Clay Transcriptions

best bonus episode in the universe

Chase Billingsley

This is the most fun I've ever had with an mp3 file#!

Kristijan Puljek

Bonus Episodes: Make Work Palatable Again!

Jonathan Cowling

Bonus Dick??? You sure know how to make a girl's day!

Robin Marquez

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Dustin Siniawa

Good Stuff as always!

Dustin Siniawa

Converting from GBP :P (though that currency has took a beating.)

Andy

A bonus episodes on Jesus' birthday? Wow

Beef Dinner

not if you're converting from dollarydoos

James Fraser

$5 well spent.

Andy

When do we submit rage lottery? I just happen to have one that really makes me a rage

EzeDzl

This is a beautiful surprise!! USA, USA USA!!

Adam Perry


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