Bonus Episode 2 - Dick on Tyra and The Greatest Text
Added 2016-08-01 15:54:54 +0000 UTC2 out of 3 V-Necks agree that this is the hottest muscle-man content you can find on the net. If you look hard enough, you can see what my life coach looks like in the reflection of our cold, dark eyes.
It's about time I put together a table of contents for all this juicy content.
Denzel is back, my Life Coach is back, Sean is back, Dustin is back, baby got back--and that "baby" is Tyra Banks who I'm 100% sure wanted to bang me when I was on her show in 2008. All this and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
I finish my David vs. Fat-liath Dicktale of being on Dr. Phil, leading me into my time on The Tyra Banks show, which I went on whilst taking an experimental "concentration drug" also known as amphetamines.
It was a different time in 2008, the day before an historic election that no one could shut the fuck up about. The world's opinion of America was at an all-time high, our economy had never been stronger, and our health care system was nearly perfect--not quite perfect, but nearly there. That was all about to change as a firebrand senator from Illinois by the name of Barack Hussein Obama swept the country with his incendiary rhetoric of "transparency in government", "improved race relations", and an end to "military adventurism". No one knew what the "Obama-calypse" would bring, but we all knew you couldn't step ten feet without hearing about it.
Dustin Siniawa calls in with some Dick Tip requests and gives us a preview of his man-on-the-street interviews with Trump protesters. My Life Coach and I talk about building guns, our favorite types of lifting: both shop and the regular kind. Denzel tests some bootleg moonshine sent in by Uncle Buck. Everyone answers the question "What is the best text to receive?", and Dustin makes peace with long-time show instigator George Sears. Will the peace last? Find out next week on The Dick Show!
Comments
Shoplifting Whiskey was a real... Dick Move™
The Gentleman Sausage
2017-05-20 23:29:09 +0000 UTCBecause it's my God given right as an American!
Dick Masterson
2016-09-28 21:14:50 +0000 UTCDick, why do you talk so much about Obamacare even though you obviously don't know what it is?
Lettuce Jones
2016-09-28 21:14:00 +0000 UTCJust listening to the bonus episodes for the first time and you guys talking about handmade guns reminded me of the "custom shovel AK" <a href="http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning!" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning!</a> So yeah, I guess if you want a gun made it's gonna get made no matter what.
2016-09-28 20:01:00 +0000 UTCHmm. I sometimes can't tell who is talking, Denzel or Life Coach.
2016-08-10 20:02:47 +0000 UTC"DICKHEAD WHISKEY" That ought to be an interesting label design...
Cameron
2016-08-03 16:57:51 +0000 UTCC'mon, it CAN'T be about the money, right? I mean booze laws must exist for our protection, right?!?!?
Cameron
2016-08-03 16:57:05 +0000 UTCGlad you aren't racist, it's not cool. Oh, and GFY.
Cameron
2016-08-03 16:54:07 +0000 UTCDick's life coach won me over with his distillation knowledge.
Cameron
2016-08-03 16:14:43 +0000 UTCIt should be at the top of the post, <a href="https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/7754013392844387055.mp3" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/7754013392844387055.mp3</a>
Dick Masterson
2016-08-02 22:56:01 +0000 UTCDirect download link?
2016-08-02 22:51:52 +0000 UTCI was so happy Denzel said Plebeian correctly.
2016-08-02 16:34:01 +0000 UTCJust to clear things up: I never dropped N-bomb on BPTU; I may have referenced the word but I never posted outright racist comments. And I wasn't trolling either; I felt I needed to point out Maddox's inconsistencies because I was such a huge fan of his and he changed his persona. Also: I did criticize the Facebook group but I was never vicious towards Dustin like on Reddit and I think that the personal attacks against him were out of line, especially whoever it was that telephoned his parents and threatened them: not cool.
Max Hydrogen
2016-08-02 16:19:59 +0000 UTCI don't know anything about alcohol regulations. But I do know the government usually has a pretty big problem with you making money that they don't get a cut of. I'm not sure it was the best advice to tell that guy it was cool to sell his moonshine. I guess as long as its small ball and he's not rubbing it in the govs face running around like the Dukes of Hazard it might be fine.
Colorless Green Void
2016-08-02 04:07:44 +0000 UTCWhat age range are you thinking he is talking about when you hear "children?"
JLH Fitness
2016-08-02 00:41:58 +0000 UTCSounds like Denzel has a personal problems when he thinks that it is strange that children come to his cartoon watching conventions. Not belittle him, as I too enjoy cartoons once in a blue moon as well, but I don't go out of my way to go to conventions and then get upset that kids showed up.
Stigg Bernard
2016-08-01 22:00:41 +0000 UTCYou should have the bootleg whiskey guy be a "sponsor" of the show. THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY DICKHEAD WHISKEY
2016-08-01 21:07:54 +0000 UTCDick! It's what I need!
Ric Porklift
2016-08-01 19:42:38 +0000 UTCNothing like two dicks in two days! Denzel reminds me of a cooler, not-quite-so-douchey-and-self-righteous,californian Mad-ducks.
2016-08-01 17:52:23 +0000 UTCCheers and thank you, Dick! Glad to be one of your patrons.
2016-08-01 17:40:25 +0000 UTCThe best text to receive also happens to be the best text to send. On that note, HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CHILDFREE DAY! Now, excuse me while I bathe myself in hedonism.
JLH Fitness
2016-08-01 17:29:34 +0000 UTCActually I managed to download it anyway. But still, direct download links are helpful anyway usually.
Blaise
2016-08-01 16:55:54 +0000 UTCCan you post the direct download link? Can't get it cause I'm on my phone and patreon's Facebook login is broken so I can't sign in on my laptop to get the link myself
Blaise
2016-08-01 16:43:30 +0000 UTCSome hot new Dick is just what I needed
Kev Longley
2016-08-01 16:38:15 +0000 UTCI'm so ready for bonus Dick.
Daniel Rushik
2016-08-01 16:22:10 +0000 UTC
