Episode 13 - Dick on Fat Rock
Added 2016-08-30 21:23:51 +0000 UTCI'm posting from Burning Man where Internet is as hard to find as women wearing tops. I'm flying blind like Tom Hanks in Apollo 13 and Sean is my Gary Sinese. Give the video an hour or two. Usually I wait, but I'm worried Internet will be unavailable by then--or my hands will be too full of tits, if you catch my meaning.
I have a piss fiasco and try to push the borders of mansplaining, Sean discusses awkward, Dr. Fakeman calls in with an update on Hillary Clinton's health, I bring in the actual biggest problem in the universe, my man calls in from the desert, I send a call out to fellow fingernail squirrels and also explain exactly what is wrong with all of American politics, and the stage is set for the ultimate contest of Dustin vs. /u/Sovash; all this and more on an all new Dick Show!
Comments
Are flip flops and thongs not the same thing? They always were as far as I know.
2016-09-07 19:31:43 +0000 UTCWait, Dick only wears sandals? I gotta know Dick: socks or not? Weather permitting of course, socks would be a disadvantage if it's hot out, but socks also help to wick sweat away from your feet. Also: do you prefer flipflops or thongs?
2016-09-06 17:50:55 +0000 UTCDammit, please bring back the intro song with the Tourettes Guy drop.
Tyler
2016-09-06 17:15:27 +0000 UTCWhat about retarded faggots? where do you draw the line on them?
Colorless Green Void
2016-09-05 00:16:14 +0000 UTCYou should be that goddamn Dick guy.
J. S. Ling
2016-09-04 16:23:47 +0000 UTCSo long as you want Dick and you need Dick you can never really 'get raped.'
2016-09-03 05:10:55 +0000 UTCThis episode had fun stuff in it but even outside of that part a lot of it felt unnatural. Sort of like the old live shows on BPU. The urinal part was great. The fingernails and mansplaining outfit parts were ehh. I did like that there was no guest, I'd like one of those episodes once a month or so. Dick and Shone is a good show.
No Good
2016-09-02 16:47:00 +0000 UTCLove the yeahs and I think we need more. But the "you want dick, you need dick" needs to be changed up each time I think. Best one was 'you've got dick in your ear' lol
No Good
2016-09-02 16:43:41 +0000 UTCI'm a new member haha member. .but all seriousness I love dick and I need to convince my dad he needs dick...# no homo! But I wait for the perfect time every week to get my 6 pack of random beer and a pint o fireball..how can I get my pop to make it easier for a guy that barely has Internet to get dick in his ear...sincerely a not hostile listener listener. ..go fuck ur self dick
2016-09-02 04:31:59 +0000 UTCTrump might say, "You have a spectacular, amazing penis"
Matty H
2016-09-02 02:44:55 +0000 UTCGet pocketcasts or another app
2016-09-01 13:54:21 +0000 UTCI'm not a cat person, really, but you're right. Though, if you have a cat you intend to keep indoors, I wouldn't say it's all that terrible as long as you put your cat under before performing the procedure. You'd just have to understand that if your cat gets out, the chances that she might survive and return/be found are greatly reduced as declawing makes them less coordinated, vulnerable to attack, and unable to capture food.
JLH Fitness
2016-09-01 13:19:21 +0000 UTCAwesome. Mp3? edit- thanks, never thought to check if he was on Stitcher.
No Good
2016-09-01 11:43:09 +0000 UTCIs there going to be a Bonus Episode next monday?
Andrés Lozoya
2016-09-01 05:21:13 +0000 UTCJust so you know, declawing isn't like getting your fingernails ripped off, it's like getting your fingers cut off at the first knuckle. Because that's exactly what it is.
2016-08-31 22:25:05 +0000 UTCThat Coconuts bit was without a doubt the most mystifyingly unfunny and long bit I have ever heard on a podcast. Don't get me wrong, most of the time he's funny enough and I'm sure he's a nice guy, but that bit was so unfunny that I couldn't stop laughing. Well done, I suppose.
2016-08-31 18:29:00 +0000 UTCSean is on a roll! can we put him on the rage board?
Eric Plante
2016-08-31 16:26:50 +0000 UTCHillary Clinton came aboard my ship many years ago in the Philippines to renew a treaty and besides not being able to pronounce my captain's name, she looked (and many sailors onboard commented that) old and decrepit.
2016-08-31 04:48:53 +0000 UTCI have two disabled brothers, so 'retard' has always made me cringe also. However, I also have a gay father (who I love), but faggot doesn't bother me. The difference is, dad can stick up for himself, my brothers can't. So thanks for making an effort not to say it Dick, you're a pal.
Lahna May
2016-08-31 01:04:42 +0000 UTCHey Dick: your bit late in the episode about getting fucked over by other creative types over low stakes really vibed with me. I work in a rather niche industry (yes I draw furry porn comics which you could probably guess by my stupid avatar, whatever, it pays the bills and it's fun) and I had a bad falling out with someone I was in a creative partnership with. The amount of side taking and pettiness that ensued within our group blew my fucking mind. That people were willing to just swallow obvious lies, or just pretend they weren't there, about the situation was incredible. The rage and frustration I felt was palpable, I was truly A Rage, and still am probably. I'm not going to give you some simpering message about feeling better with time or whatever because I know you don't care. I just sympathize with how incredibly frustrating it is and that people in the creative industries are the worst people imaginable. Your show is awesome, keep it up.
Kit Jaspering
2016-08-30 23:01:56 +0000 UTCMaking me wait for my daily dose of dick? I think i actually hate burning man even moire than before, which is saying something.
Christopher Heeley
2016-08-30 21:27:47 +0000 UTC
