Bonus Episode 3 - Public Toilets, Revenge, Psychics
Added 2016-09-13 01:24:18 +0000 UTCExcuse the morning horse-cockery. This post should have 100% working links with no funny business.
The Wrecking Crew saves someone's life tonight, I fix everything wrong with public restrooms forever, my life coach proposes a radical change to democracy in America, my man and I become nudists, a drug dealer insults my car, I get tag teamed by an oracle, a listener gets tag teamed by me and her husband, I give a quantum mechanics lesson, I try to get Sean a raise; all this and more on this month's Dick Show Bonus Episode!
The Dick Show, it's the podcast that pays its audio engineers more than any other podcast. I try to investigate this claim--which I know to be true, but just like his ass, Sean keeps his wallet close to the vest. I guess it will take more sleuthing.
Meanwhile, you voted, so we're going to fix it.
I talk about everything that's wrong with public toilets and propose a radical series of changes to address them. Each one more realistic than the last. Maybe Bill Burr has some comments about that?
I talk about my first experience with a psychic medium at Burning Man who told me I have no soul. A fan sends in an Erotic Story for Real Men, but this time, it's a woman! Coach proposes a radical change to our system of government in which people with a vested interest in where they live are the only ones able to vote on the laws and taxes that govern them.
Finally, a fan from Turkey calls in asking for advice on how to get revenge on a cheating ex who done him wrong and her partner in this dirtiest of dancing. We talk him out of it. Break ups are hard. Emotions are strong and confusing and can't be solved by punching. We walk our caller through the steps of healing and then once we're on the road to recovery, I give him some good fucking revenge advice. This is that kind of show.
Will my advice work? Find out on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!
Comments
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about... sir.
2017-03-08 03:36:58 +0000 UTCAre you using the Patreon app? People have reported problems with it. Sorry about that.
Dick Masterson
2016-10-11 21:05:06 +0000 UTCwhy does the page keep just disappearing on me and the playback stops????
2016-10-10 19:41:45 +0000 UTCWhats Fight Clubbing booze?
GreebyJeebys
2016-09-28 21:12:22 +0000 UTCThat Herradura was from me! I cant believe you haven't killed that yet.
GreebyJeebys
2016-09-28 18:37:24 +0000 UTCGreat yeah! LOL. Good show!
2016-09-20 09:17:23 +0000 UTCThis link should work in the most updated app. Cheers! <a href="http://www.patreon.com/posts/6747714">http://www.patreon.com/posts/6747714</a>
Dick Masterson
2016-09-18 23:31:42 +0000 UTCYeah I'm in the app on iPhone. I thought I fucked up clicking a wrong link, so I tried all the links. No luck. Video works fine, I'll just watch when I get home.
2016-09-18 23:25:50 +0000 UTCAre you on the Patreon app? The other post has an MP3 you can play in the app. They tell me they're working on it!!!
Dick Masterson
2016-09-18 23:15:23 +0000 UTCAnyone else having issues downloading the MP3?
2016-09-18 23:13:44 +0000 UTCGood episode, but please tell me that there is a real "Erotic Stories From Real Men" coming next week. That shit doesn't just make my day, it makes my whole week.
2016-09-15 23:53:39 +0000 UTCI'd also pay extra for a toilet with sound proofing & a working lock.
2016-09-15 17:55:02 +0000 UTCTecate! I didn't notice until way into the episode, but I had one in my hand the whole episode as well. Viva Mexico.
Alexander Sturm
2016-09-15 17:05:21 +0000 UTCThat yeah intro was on fire!
Coy Hutcherson
2016-09-15 13:52:45 +0000 UTCI told him to be careful with those V-necks.
Dick Masterson
2016-09-14 22:47:28 +0000 UTCCan't 't SeaghΓ‘n just strip on the next bonus episode to make more money?
Xander Hamilton
2016-09-14 22:43:05 +0000 UTCIf you want to get Sean some extra money, have fans throw it in Maddox's face that you're paying Sean more to do your podcast. Maddox will hopefully want to be the better boy and pay Sean more, then you start a bidding war, but you pay Sean a fair price for both of you, and raise Maddox up to an absurd price in Sean's favor. Easy money for him and his perfect jaw line
2016-09-14 19:31:13 +0000 UTCThis is how we get Sean a raise.
Dick Masterson
2016-09-14 14:57:24 +0000 UTCPoor Scharn - very uncomfortable with the money talk, and apparently it's something you DO talk about Dick? I thought only two people know how much you earn... you, and you Dad? ;)
Levi Clay Transcriptions
2016-09-14 14:14:49 +0000 UTCIm disgusted.... cuckoldry has no place on this show...
2016-09-14 08:19:03 +0000 UTCGreat episode guys! Next time I have an erotic dream I hope it includes Shaen. He is getting hotter by the episode with those V-necks.
2016-09-13 20:33:48 +0000 UTCNo, but they will always have me on them.
Dick Masterson
2016-09-13 16:45:26 +0000 UTCJamie, the recipient of those props is a man named Ranko.
Dick Masterson
2016-09-13 13:22:50 +0000 UTCThis is the first time I re-watched video, since I only caught pieces of it Sunday. But I can hear where parts have been cut or trimmed, yet the video doesn't look strange or disjointed. That's pretty impressive to me. Just thought I'd give ShaΓΌn some props since I'm sure he never gets any.
JLH Fitness
2016-09-13 11:04:51 +0000 UTCDo we have to pay for bonus episodes that ALWAYS have Denzel on them...?
Max Hydrogen
2016-09-13 02:40:56 +0000 UTC
