Bonus Episode 3 - Public Toilets, Revenge, Psychics
Added 2016-09-12 18:57:16 +0000 UTCThe Wrecking Crew saves someone's life tonight, I fix everything wrong with public restrooms forever, my life coach proposes a radical change to democracy in America, my man and I become nudists, a drug dealer insults my car, I get tag teamed by an oracle, a listener gets tag teamed by me and her husband, I give a quantum mechanics lesson, I try to get Sean a raise; all this and more on this month's Dick Show Bonus Episode!
The Dick Show, it's the podcast that pays its audio engineers more than any other podcast. I try to investigate this claim--which I know to be true, but just like his ass, Sean keeps his wallet close to the vest. I guess it will take more sleuthing.
Meanwhile, you voted, so we're going to fix it.
I talk about everything that's wrong with public toilets and propose a radical series of changes to address them. Each one more realistic than the last. Maybe Bill Burr has some comments about that?
I talk about my first experience with a psychic medium at Burning Man who told me I have no soul. A fan sends in an Erotic Story for Real Men, but this time, it's a woman! Coach proposes a radical change to our system of government in which people with a vested interest in where they live are the only ones able to vote on the laws and taxes that govern them.
Finally, a fan from Turkey calls in asking for advice on how to get revenge on a cheating ex who done him wrong and her partner in this dirtiest of dancing. We talk him out of it. Break ups are hard. Emotions are strong and confusing and can't be solved by punching. We walk our caller through the steps of healing and then once we're on the road to recovery, I give him some good fucking revenge advice. This is that kind of show.
Will my advice work? Find out on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!
Comments
I doubt it
2021-03-21 22:11:57 +0000 UTCalot of mac users in chat
Patrick David Turner
2019-03-21 23:42:44 +0000 UTCAre you on IOS, Mac or PC?
2017-10-26 19:48:07 +0000 UTCFuck, hit enter and it sent. I decided to comment because for whatever reason, my scroll wheel doesn't work on Patreon. It's a real small thing, but when you get so fucking used to the internet working, shit like that is effed! Thanks for being great and making me want to manually scroll through the 30 clicks of "Load More" to get to episode 1.
2017-04-12 03:32:34 +0000 UTCI know this post is older, but I've just been catching up in the last 2 days. Haven't listened since the Biggest Problem ended, even though I immediately figured when it ended (not even finishing the episode without Dick) that it was Maddox's fault.
2017-04-12 03:32:02 +0000 UTCIf you spend enough time around a shitty apartment complex surrounded by trashy renters it might start to seem like a good idea... maybe.
Cameron
2017-01-30 15:30:04 +0000 UTCI find that the best way to judge a mans character is by his ability to take it on the chin. It seems mexicans are better at this than armenians in my sample base.
Lord Burn
2016-10-06 14:28:21 +0000 UTCWhat was with the life coach's idea about only letting people who own their own land being allowed to vote? Slightly fucked. Otherwise great ep.
2016-10-05 09:18:44 +0000 UTCI prefer Barcelona, makes me sound exotic. No one has guessed correctly yet and I thought it was so obvious haha!
2016-09-15 16:59:56 +0000 UTC"Somewhere Stampedey" I'd wager Buffalo NY
Gabriel Benitez
2016-09-14 17:06:01 +0000 UTCHow about from the other post? I reposted the whole shit after some complaints.
Dick Masterson
2016-09-13 20:40:02 +0000 UTCMine goes for a about two minutes then repeats. Tried both links multiple times. No slide bar to skip time. iPhone user (of course).
2016-09-13 20:39:01 +0000 UTC<a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6751844&i=570378">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6751844&i=570378</a>
Dick Masterson
2016-09-13 13:31:37 +0000 UTCDon't suck any nuts yet. This should work <a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6751844&i=570378">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6751844&i=570378</a>
Dick Masterson
2016-09-13 07:00:34 +0000 UTCMan this sucks straight nuts. Been looking forward to this for weeks and now I can't download it.
2016-09-13 06:32:17 +0000 UTCI'm going to reupload and post in 10 mins
Dick Masterson
2016-09-13 00:35:13 +0000 UTCStill broken no matter what :(
2016-09-13 00:30:50 +0000 UTCThis episode so good, should be offered as a sample to entice more patreonis.
Ryan Young
2016-09-12 23:27:55 +0000 UTCThat's what I was afraid of. Cheers!
Dick Masterson
2016-09-12 22:07:18 +0000 UTCTry this one <a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=570103">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=570103</a>
Dick Masterson
2016-09-12 22:07:03 +0000 UTCThis one should do it for you <a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=570103">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=570103</a>
Dick Masterson
2016-09-12 22:06:46 +0000 UTCHow do I iPad?
2016-09-12 22:05:49 +0000 UTCSame here. Patreonees, use the second attached MP3, not the first. Should work fine on your Apple device. Android people, Godspeed.
2016-09-12 22:05:48 +0000 UTCWorks for me now.
2016-09-12 22:00:43 +0000 UTCI can second the 30 second play time. Audio plays fine but it's listed on the player as a live broadcast. On the bright side, I've been able to hear the epic "YEAH!" about 5 times. That's a bonus unto itself.
2016-09-12 21:58:39 +0000 UTCGODDAMMIT.
Dick Masterson
2016-09-12 21:54:33 +0000 UTCDick you named the episode wrong. It may be right now. But I noticed
Zach Owen
2016-09-12 21:53:08 +0000 UTCTry this one: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=569858">https://www.patreon.com/file?h=6747714&i=569858</a>
Dick Masterson
2016-09-12 21:34:51 +0000 UTCI can't open the MP3 on my phone. Anyone else experiencing issues?
2016-09-12 21:33:46 +0000 UTCDo I get to vote? 25 live at home and have a handful of rental properties.
DatBoi
2016-09-12 20:05:53 +0000 UTC
