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[TICKETS] Road Rage Philly: Taxation is Theft
Added 2017-03-14 08:40:24 +0000 UTCSOLD OUT!!! In 3 hours.
I'm looking for a bigger venue right now.
Tuesday, April 18th.
Pub Webb, Philadelphia, PA
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-dick-show-road-rage-philly-taxation-is-theft-tickets-32841967208
Greetings, Patreonis! Use promo code TAXATIONISTHEFT to lower the price of a ticket to $1 and gain access to the Patreon-only tickets.
I would like to charge nothing for these tickets, but I know how the Internet works and I know "how asking for it" works, and that would be both. This is the best way I could think of to weed out the silly pantses from trying to ruin our fun by Ticketmaster'ing the whole deal. I'll make up for the GFY charge by bringing a stack of $1 bills the size of a small child with me and we'll all go hit up Philly's finest Tuesday night strip club after the show. Bring your Adderall and your shoes lines!
Comments
Are there plans for a NYC show? Since the Philly show sold out so fast?
2017-03-16 18:23:41 +0000 UTCAnyone in NYC wanna rent a car/take a train?
2017-03-16 03:08:12 +0000 UTCYes. Most people out here at the protests could use some good, angry Dick.
Zesso
2017-03-15 16:56:36 +0000 UTCIt'd be great to have Dick descend upon one of our weekly whin-a-thon protests out here in Seattle.
2017-03-15 09:51:34 +0000 UTCCome to Portland Or Seattle, bls. Bls dic coome to pacific north west
Derek
2017-03-15 03:20:55 +0000 UTCTokyo? I can guarantee that at least one Dickhead will be there.
2017-03-15 02:35:03 +0000 UTCFucking Denver!!! please Dick....
2017-03-15 00:32:03 +0000 UTCHope to see a Road Rage hit New York City (or Queens). 3 hour drive to Philly on a week night and then a 3 hour drunken drive back is too far for your New York Dick Heads.
Stigg Bernard
2017-03-14 21:05:53 +0000 UTCHonestly you said you'd visit smaller towns that don't get these venues often and yet in Texas you chose Austin. Why not Dallas, Houston or even San Antonio?
Jorge Romรกn
2017-03-14 19:50:55 +0000 UTCYou said you would prefer small places to the more popular ones, why not New Zealand? Australia is overrated and there alcohol is super expensive compared to here
David Burrows
2017-03-14 19:27:29 +0000 UTCGOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
2017-03-14 17:59:58 +0000 UTCgod damn !!
VSDC.TV
2017-03-14 17:51:29 +0000 UTCMan that sucks. Was there some sort of warning that these were going on sale today? I didn't hear anything.
Cliff Bernzweig
2017-03-14 17:28:58 +0000 UTCCan you stay for another date I'm not to far from philly can't believe I missed out
2017-03-14 17:21:32 +0000 UTCYep!
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 16:35:54 +0000 UTCI hope that's not the case, but we will see...
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 16:35:48 +0000 UTCGod dammit it sold out fast. Was planning to drive down from Montreal. Hopefully you find a bigger place fast.
2017-03-14 15:51:08 +0000 UTCWill this be recorded and uploaded for those of us on the west coast? :)
Derek
2017-03-14 15:50:06 +0000 UTCTickets were, what, $1 with coupon or $5 without? It's cool he doesn't want to charge for this, but at that price I feel like a lot of tix were bought up by people who aren't in Philly and aren't committed to going.
KAD
2017-03-14 15:23:39 +0000 UTCWtf I live in Philly and can't even go because its sold out already
2017-03-14 14:37:54 +0000 UTCsold out already. wtf. do you even know what is a supply and demand? raise the price so only the richest fans can go
2017-03-14 14:25:47 +0000 UTCSold out... bummer. :(
Corey Wilson
2017-03-14 13:43:36 +0000 UTCWtf sold out already? Damnit.
Mark M
2017-03-14 13:41:39 +0000 UTCHard to book weekend venues - also tax day - and why not lol - tickets are already almost gone.
Lanternten
2017-03-14 13:39:08 +0000 UTCDamn, a Tuesday?! Have fun you crazy fucks.
2017-03-14 13:33:24 +0000 UTCMark - Its a statement on Tax day in the United States. Taxation is theft!!
2017-03-14 13:27:50 +0000 UTCWhy the fuck is this on a Tuesday?
2017-03-14 13:17:30 +0000 UTCDamn, "free" tickets soldout already. GFY! Bought my regular ones though. See you Dickheads in April!
2017-03-14 12:56:35 +0000 UTCare you staying in philly for the night?
2017-03-14 12:52:54 +0000 UTCHey all - I am planing on driving up from DC that afternoon (3 hour trip) - I have 3 seats open if people want to help with gas and tolls - and I don't mind being the DD -
Lanternten
2017-03-14 12:44:22 +0000 UTC4:53 am
Lanternten
2017-03-14 12:43:12 +0000 UTCsince everything is a contest was i the first dickhead to purchase tickets to the philly show? i have my confirmed order at 5:15am est
2017-03-14 11:53:23 +0000 UTCTake the day off! I'm taking a week off work to fly over from London.
Joejoejoe
2017-03-14 10:43:25 +0000 UTCDick said he'll record the live show and upload it
2017-03-14 10:34:58 +0000 UTC2 hours and 53 minutes one way after work, sadly I'll never make it. Come on, come to NYC!
2017-03-14 10:34:37 +0000 UTCI woke up in a rage today knowing I'd have to shovel out of this fucking snow and received the philly update moments later. What a fucking blessing
2017-03-14 10:31:25 +0000 UTCProbably Ireland before London, but both are a ways off.
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 10:29:13 +0000 UTCWe will never stop doing it. And we will come to Australia.
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 10:28:55 +0000 UTCYes. We will never stop.
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 10:28:29 +0000 UTCStupid fucking patreon app logged me out for the hundredth time, so I didn't see the patreon code. Good thing my buddy was on point and we both were able to score the "free" tickets. Can't wait.
Casey Stricko
2017-03-14 10:15:37 +0000 UTCYou ever coming to London?
2017-03-14 09:58:22 +0000 UTCSeems like a decent college bar - 4 stars on fb and google - Idk philly well enough to judge
Lanternten
2017-03-14 09:46:08 +0000 UTCIt blows my mind that this is happening. I know you may not have planned this far ahead but are you considering still doing the Road Rage next year? If so, I will come from Australia and party with the Dickheads. I promise I won't fight anybody.
2017-03-14 09:29:14 +0000 UTCHas anyone been to pub webb? Any comments??
Ty
2017-03-14 09:27:09 +0000 UTCOrdered tickets for me and a couple of my buddies. Can't wait to fuck shit up!
2017-03-14 09:19:24 +0000 UTCHave a great time fellow dickheads I'll just be over here on other side of the world... Put up some clips from the show or some shit at least so I don't feel so bummed out.
2017-03-14 09:07:38 +0000 UTCHope you concider a "Dick claims Europe" tour in the future
2017-03-14 09:03:40 +0000 UTCGot my Tickets :)
Lanternten
2017-03-14 09:00:04 +0000 UTCDefinitely. DC was suggested many times. Nashville.
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 08:57:01 +0000 UTCYep! Maybe Calgary or Montreal.
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 08:56:43 +0000 UTCAny plans on doing cities in the southeast? DC/Richmond/Raleigh area? If not I'll get my travel on.
2017-03-14 08:51:33 +0000 UTCAny chance of a canada road rage? We're nice up here but we still like to yell and get angry
2017-03-14 08:48:12 +0000 UTCIt's not going to happen before. The LA venues were fucked. We talk about it a little bit. It's going to take planing way far in advance.
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 08:47:00 +0000 UTCYes!
Dick Masterson
2017-03-14 08:46:26 +0000 UTCNot to steal thunder from the Philly dickheads, but will we still get a shot at an LA show before then? (I hope you have some news about this in episode 41, I mean 108).
Ket Ralus
2017-03-14 08:46:01 +0000 UTCRoad Rage will be recorded and released for us patreonis in digital form, right? Heck, I might even pay extra for it! Asking as a europoor who can't quite afford to visit the US for the forseeable future.
Slendamann
2017-03-14 08:45:52 +0000 UTC
