Episode 51 - Dick on Bear Spray
Added 2017-05-23 16:22:07 +0000 UTCA Maui look-a-like contest, a hula dancing festival, a regional liquor contest, Diet Coke Armageddon, proof of Kung Fu Tommy, more questions for Coach, how to make a noose, playing with bear spray, beating my girlfriend on Twitch, DIY home defense, throwing away kids’ toys, an erotic story from a real man, the tyranny of fake gasps, Madcucks gives a weak book update, the heart rate monitor, the needle in the cable stack, what to do with THE LETTER, not the best beer combo, a soft I told you so, and a sudden power outage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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<a href="http://www.makeymakey.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.makeymakey.com</a> make a bullshit controller you can destroy
2017-05-27 04:56:28 +0000 UTCWill we ever get a body to go with coach? I can't tell if he has a "fat voice" or not
2017-05-27 04:50:57 +0000 UTCI think the HR monitor had a bit of a delay, maybe some Jergen's and extra cables would decrease lag
2017-05-27 04:48:18 +0000 UTCHeart rate is always much higher when drinking, yall calm down.
Russ Toms
2017-05-24 21:56:51 +0000 UTCCan we get that vid of you beating your girlfriend? Also what Mortal Kombat was it? Mortal Kombat X/XL? Ihave the Xbox One and Mortal Kombat XL. Can I add you?
2017-05-24 20:43:35 +0000 UTCDick, I love this show. Go fuck yourself.
Ramlan Kamal
2017-05-24 18:27:56 +0000 UTCDick I was a little surprised we didnt see your face get redder or veins in the forehead bulge as the heart rate went up.
2017-05-24 15:33:10 +0000 UTCDick, next episode, get something to read your blood pressure throughout rants.
Alonzo Larios
2017-05-24 08:25:38 +0000 UTCFUCKING GOT IT. Favorited it and found it in the app.
derekthederek
2017-05-24 02:17:08 +0000 UTCI'm on mobile and have clicked anything that looks like a button on this video. My knowledge of this is caveman level and I don't feel like it should have to be any higher than that to get what I want from the internet.
derekthederek
2017-05-24 02:15:13 +0000 UTCIt should have a direct link to the Vimeo page. What would help?
Dick Masterson
2017-05-24 02:11:46 +0000 UTCSavage Garden is Australian
2017-05-24 01:59:47 +0000 UTCDick, I understand why you're posting the video this way, but I don't have any Chromecast options. Am I a moron or is there really no way other than casting my entire screen?
derekthederek
2017-05-24 01:24:32 +0000 UTCX-wing has tourettes you turd.
derekthederek
2017-05-24 01:18:45 +0000 UTC1what the fuck kind of pinko commie fucking cuck cocksucker likes pantywaste diet coke over regualar coke? what the fuck is wrong with you dick? too much of lame ass to drink full strength coke/. Im so let down. 2. what the hell is wrong with Sean's face? I notice he has some weird facial ticks this episode he feeling ok?
2017-05-23 21:24:47 +0000 UTCThe show is not rest.
Dick Masterson
2017-05-23 20:22:57 +0000 UTC"A normal heart rate is between 60 and 100 beats per minute (bpm), whilst resting." - I never saw Dick's heart rate go below 100 for the whole show. Correction: I saw his heart rate go down below 100 for about 20 seconds Fuck this I was right for 30 minutes
2017-05-23 20:21:50 +0000 UTCAs a dude who worked in Yellowstone National Park for a summer/winter contract EVERY ranger tells you DO NOT USE bear spray. 99/100 it makes them more pissed at you and you are more likely to get killed by the bear.
Ryan Sutherland
2017-05-23 20:04:48 +0000 UTCHow the fuck do you get a 150+ BPM when sitting and talking? Dude, I don't even get that high when I'm jogging. Lol, you okay dude?
Derek
2017-05-23 19:56:55 +0000 UTCOh hey, it's the Harmful Opinions erotic story intro! Nice!
Ket Ralus
2017-05-23 19:48:21 +0000 UTCI prefer Coke over Diet Coke, but anyway, I've had to learn to always taste-test the drink before pulling away from the drive-thru window. I've gotten some nasty-ass fast-food Cokes sometimes (maybe they didn't clean the dispenser, or the mix of syrup to soda water is wrong, etc.), and I can only nip it in the bud by sitting at the window and taking a sip. If it sucks, they have to replace it or I won't leave. If there are people waiting behind me, all the better. It will pressure the employees to get it right.
Ket Ralus
2017-05-23 19:00:55 +0000 UTCLooks okay to me.
Dick Masterson
2017-05-23 18:00:18 +0000 UTC
