Episode 65 - Dick on Back to School
Added 2017-08-29 13:59:06 +0000 UTCHurricane Hindsight and the party of the century, Back to School and the orgy of the matriarchy, using the F-bomb on TV, Mr. Fancypants in studio, the Super Nintendo dick-up-my-ass machine, the Black Experience, Gab, cryptocurrency investing, and Andrew Torba calls in, seppuku for IT blunders, sacrificing virgins, PSA for moms: the triple parentheses, the secret of the meme factory, a monster truck rally, terrible wedding gifts, the fake boob blathering drunk stare, an erotic story resolution, The LA Show, the causes of the Civil War, and a completely new way to pee incorrectly; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Comments
Read the declaration the Cherokee Nation put out when it allied with the Confederacy. It talks about the Union taking un-Constitutional actions as one of their primary motivators for joining the war effort
2017-08-31 16:08:27 +0000 UTCDick, thanks for the awesome thoughts on the civil war these last two episodes. I'm from Europe, so the high school chapter on the US civil war was (IIRC) just about the slaves. But the thought that entire populations would go to war over pure economic advantages always bugged me.
2017-08-31 07:00:53 +0000 UTCEr is wieder da ('') really is one of the best movies out there, and a great example that you make fun of them, not punch them (though technically, it isn't a satire on the ideology, but the fun/dark contrast just gives the movie such a... punch)
2017-08-31 06:21:55 +0000 UTCPersonally I un-sling my dick from over my shoulder when I pee.
2017-08-30 09:28:07 +0000 UTCDick is right about the furries. Now they design themselves robots to pour their drinks: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BgClI-AI4&t=10s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BgClI-AI4&t=10s</a>
Ket Ralus
2017-08-30 08:00:04 +0000 UTCSean and Dick pee weird.
2017-08-30 00:58:59 +0000 UTCI wanted to hear what that black guy was saying about the civil war statues, but his utter inability to secure a clean line into the show pissed me off so much that now I'm racist.
Colorless Green Void
2017-08-30 00:04:42 +0000 UTClol he likes lincoln but lincoln was a fucking racist and really didn't give a shit about slaves.
2017-08-29 23:21:32 +0000 UTCI liked the black perspective call despite the audio issues. There's no need for these celebratory Confederate statues and flags all over the place. If you really want to remember history, move this stuff into Confederate museums and educate people about what really happened on both sides.
Ket Ralus
2017-08-29 23:04:43 +0000 UTCIt's not a maddox reference, the meme has been around longer than that.
Colorless Green Void
2017-08-29 21:52:15 +0000 UTCI was so fuckin' worried for a minute. I thought the show had started without "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!". Surely, you guys at the Dick Show never disappoint. Also, I was playing "You Don't Know Jack" on the PS4, and my wife commented on how the announcer (coincidentally named Cookie Masterson) sounds similar to you. Edit: Y'know, any time there was a large Winter Storm targetting New York City, Mike Bloomberg would get on TV and say point blank. "Don't be an idiot, stay home, watch some Netflix and stay out of our way."
Ric Porklift
2017-08-29 17:08:50 +0000 UTC
