Episode 67 - Dick on The Devil
Added 2017-09-12 14:54:35 +0000 UTCModern church and the devil of incompetence, the volume box on your iPhone, Sean's Dong takes a beating, people who throw beachballs over the side at baseball games, girls who are worried about looking "too buff", drunk time traveling, gay detecting computers in the Middle East, dress shirts all look like parachutes, Madcucks-gestions and how to interview, putting an end to that Ed Sheeran song, auto-playing news videos, Matt Miller Ink and the Dick Show neck tattoo; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Comments
Just hitting this episode, just gotta comment on this one thing Dick, that screenplay draft is written wrong. Stop halfassing shit you piece of shit.
Bumbleskum
2018-03-18 23:43:14 +0000 UTCMan, I can't stand that stupid Ed Sheeran song either.
2017-09-16 06:40:25 +0000 UTCI think it's possible to go Libertarian without going full retard, As soon as you let yourself get hamstrung by your own ideology you're as bad as every other system. Sticking your principles is important, but so is the healthy application of pragmatism. Good fucking points, dick.
2017-09-15 15:25:04 +0000 UTCWell I'll be damned. That looks pretty neat actually.
Ket Ralus
2017-09-15 04:38:50 +0000 UTCKinkead, do you just have one of those protracting horse assholes or something?
Jared
2017-09-15 00:00:39 +0000 UTC<a href="https://i.redd.it/dywcz2txpw4z.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.redd.it/dywcz2txpw4z.jpg</a>
Jared
2017-09-14 23:59:27 +0000 UTCThis Western Washington asshole should sit in his hole. If you think your air was bad, try being in the fire zones. Go fuck yourself.
Jared
2017-09-14 23:58:13 +0000 UTCthis is a nice thumbnail suited for a poster, sticker and shirt
punishur
2017-09-13 09:00:08 +0000 UTCDick, I've been to multiple elementary schools (in different states even). Never once have I encountered this parachute thing you speak of. Hope your teachers weren't Mr. Fogle and Mr. Jackson (or Jefferson, if you watch South Park).
Ket Ralus
2017-09-13 05:15:19 +0000 UTCYou obviously have to wipe when you're sitting, or else your ass closes and you just spread a shitty mess all over your anus and cheeks. By sitting, you leverage your ass open so the cheeks don't touch.
2017-09-12 23:22:19 +0000 UTCEvery libertarian should aspire to be Ron Swanson
Sphex
2017-09-12 22:04:28 +0000 UTCOh all the important shit: Media Ringtone Notifications System <=== No idea what that is Bixby voice <== Just in case Siri wasn't retarded enough Call volume Bluetooth volume I dunno there are probably more; it's full on autism.
2017-09-12 19:19:38 +0000 UTCWhat the fuck are seven volumes for??
Dick Masterson
2017-09-12 17:16:00 +0000 UTCYou know android doesn't do that volume thing in the middle.... however you also get the bonus joy of having "7 FUCKING VOLUME SLIDERS"
2017-09-12 16:16:21 +0000 UTCI agree!
Dick Masterson
2017-09-12 15:05:44 +0000 UTCSo this thumbnail needs to be a shirt.
BillBull
2017-09-12 14:56:44 +0000 UTC
