Episode 71 - Dick on Being Toxic
Added 2017-10-10 16:55:39 +0000 UTCGun Week, Shark Week, why everything is “toxic”, GIF vs. JIF, give me a hobby or give me death, the gratuitous lols of online creeps, Schrödinger’s Racist, not taking chick sports reporters seriously enough, a flowchart of crappy gun arguments, the time I got Harvey Weinerstein’ed, Bill Guy the Science Dude is back, the lackluster money shot of a Rick and Morty finale, the Wheel of Fortune National Anthem, Maddox misses a trademark deadline, DickHead wedding invitations, a new way to talk to people, and the average man is illegal; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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"Hey everybody! I'm going to kill myself!"...
Collin Lorenzo
2017-10-16 17:25:11 +0000 UTC"Nobody would care if I died" <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0p5PGtP_A" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0p5PGtP_A</a>
2017-10-15 13:40:35 +0000 UTCCoke No Sugar >> Coke Zero >> Coke > Diet Coke
MildlyInfuri8ng
2017-10-15 09:36:15 +0000 UTCMy b. I meant turning semi-automatic guns into automatic guns is something you can make at home. A regular gun is not trivial. I thought I said that. Maybe you still disagree!
Dick Masterson
2017-10-12 22:59:19 +0000 UTCThe one thing I disagree with Dick on with this gun stuff is the "you can make it" argument. Sure, you could. But that's time- and resource-consuming. If they ban them, some people will still find a way to get them or fabricate their own, but you do drastically limit the amount of people who will have access to them. I don't think the excuse against legislation being that it won't eliminate 100% of them is a compelling argument.
Jared
2017-10-12 22:37:24 +0000 UTCI found a notch. Time for that Japanese suicide booth.
Dick Masterson
2017-10-12 05:46:24 +0000 UTCI don't know Dick, give that hairline another year or so and I think we'll have another Gallagher impersonator on our hands.
Steve Cook
2017-10-12 05:45:14 +0000 UTCIs the LA Road Rage being live streamed like the Phili one?
Landrey Hawkins
2017-10-12 01:48:02 +0000 UTCDammit. You really got my hopes up for a second. For what I do not know.
Dick Masterson
2017-10-11 21:47:29 +0000 UTCNah, it's just a bit to irresponsibly encourage drinking.
Dick Masterson
2017-10-11 21:46:59 +0000 UTCWtf is the deal with the drinks for the live show. You keep saying we have a large bar tab to cover, what do you mean? Is there a requirement on how much money your guest have to spend at a show? Either way i'll be getting plastered and singing the sxun's dong smash mouth remix
2017-10-11 21:44:21 +0000 UTCYou read my comment from the last show but you called me, Ryan Rendin? Did I hear that right? and yeah it was a sarcastic lol
2017-10-11 20:03:02 +0000 UTCThe centrism of garage nukes?!
Dick Masterson
2017-10-11 14:34:31 +0000 UTCI don't like this level-headed, non-hateful centrist Dick... did "losing" an argument against Destiny really trigger this?
2017-10-11 13:55:58 +0000 UTCAlso silencers are just de-barkers for guns
Matt Ruins Your Shit
2017-10-11 01:04:28 +0000 UTCThis one chick I used to be friends with before I discovered what a huge sjw scumbag she was once called me toxic in such a casual matter of fact way. I think I said something about how Big Bang Theory fans think they're intelligent because they watch the show and this other girl got super offended and threw a fit. So we were talking about how crazy this girls overreaction was and she says "well you're really toxic and you say a lot of toxic things and some people just have thin skin." I was like what the fuck do you mean toxic? What is toxic and what about the things I say is toxic? of course there was no answer beyond I dunno it just is.
Matt Ruins Your Shit
2017-10-11 00:56:24 +0000 UTCThere actually is a men's studies department at one university. But it's feminist-run and is basically the study of how inherently "toxic" men are.
The Gentleman Sausage
2017-10-10 23:17:45 +0000 UTCIt's funny because she said it after she had happened to taste my blood. >_> "Hmm, lots of iron. You should have more pineapple."
Alexander Leimbeck
2017-10-10 20:55:06 +0000 UTCI've heard the pineapple juice thing too, Dick, but I don't know if it's true, but a girl told me... sooo...
Alexander Leimbeck
2017-10-10 20:54:23 +0000 UTCPineapple is great wtf is this guy on about lol
Alexander Leimbeck
2017-10-10 20:53:47 +0000 UTCIn Harry Potter there was wand control. Basically, not in presence of muggles.
Alexander Leimbeck
2017-10-10 20:12:42 +0000 UTCIn God We Trust first showed up in the 1800s.
Alexander Leimbeck
2017-10-10 20:06:23 +0000 UTCWhat's wrong with it?
Dick Masterson
2017-10-10 19:42:42 +0000 UTCDick, you mother fucker, update your google play music account
2017-10-10 19:38:46 +0000 UTCThis doesn't work for you? <a href="https://vimeo.com/237532731/319e7ac7f2" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://vimeo.com/237532731/319e7ac7f2</a>
Dick Masterson
2017-10-10 17:58:09 +0000 UTC
