Episode 82 - Dick on Number Three in Space
Added 2017-12-26 03:36:45 +0000 UTCThe Yawn Police, post-seasonal regret, I get served again, lies on Tinder, getting to first base with an alien, universal habitat for humanity, how to handle your gentleman's sausage in space, how to have sex in space suits, Antarctica's semen policy, sour grapes, Madcucks' invoice, Asterios' new lolsuit, and ordering oatmeal at a fancy restaurant; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Comments
that hyper drive into the death star comment didnt age well
2019-11-15 20:48:20 +0000 UTCI was losing my shit the whole way through this episode. So fucking funny
2018-01-08 06:08:02 +0000 UTCPoor Rocket Man is trying to explain his probabilistic belief in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and Dick just keeps trying to hand rape his penis.
2018-01-03 21:11:20 +0000 UTC52 min. mark = van der wals force
Mnemonic
2018-01-01 22:47:12 +0000 UTCSeriously dick I can't afford food but I'd buy one of those shirts
2017-12-30 04:48:08 +0000 UTCDick man you gotta reup the jass festival shirts I'd wear that shit every single day
2017-12-30 04:41:45 +0000 UTCYou gotta have Rocketman back, fucking hilarious
2017-12-28 22:38:28 +0000 UTCRocketman is easily my favorite guest on the show so far.
Kenny C
2017-12-28 19:36:31 +0000 UTC"... Late 20's girl, who's at the end of the party of her life, not the beginning." Subtly the funniest, most real thing on this episode.
2017-12-27 15:14:29 +0000 UTCCan we turn our beds into bunkbeds? It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.
Twistlock
2017-12-27 02:26:32 +0000 UTCThe US is weird with its alcohol restrictions and whatnot. I remember being fourteen going to bars and no one gave a shit. One time I got invited by an older friend to go get a drink (I think I was 13 or 14). In addition to drinking we were also smoking. Some cop came in the bar and it kinda made me feel a bit nervous but he didn't give a shit. That's Eastern Europe for you. You would think something like that would fuck you up as an adult but I don't smoke now and I rarely ever drink.
2017-12-26 16:55:36 +0000 UTCPenises are disgusting? Have you ever looked at a vagina up close? That's not particularly pleasing to the eye either.
2017-12-26 16:52:57 +0000 UTC1:24:14 :) You read my comment. Cool. Some speakers with ribbon tweeters (like Adam stuff) claim to reach up to 50 KHz, but most types of tweeters roll off in the 20 KHz range. I can't hear shit past 16 KHz.
2017-12-26 12:17:36 +0000 UTCWhat makes me a rage is when people say shit like "I don't watch movies". Everyone watches movies. But Layc is right, Step Brothers is the funniest movie.
David Friesner
2017-12-26 11:31:21 +0000 UTCCrying is definitely more annoying than yawning.
2017-12-26 11:03:52 +0000 UTCRocketman seems a little ... off. Also she-boot movies (nice one, Dick) are my new rage. They should give that treatment to Die Hard and call it Try Hard. Janice McClaine climbs the corporate tower and takes on Handsy Gruber.
Ali
2017-12-26 08:10:58 +0000 UTCI yawned about 30 times within the scope of the first 15 minutes of this episode.
2017-12-26 08:06:42 +0000 UTCHoly shit. Americans don't know how bad buying cigarettes are in Australia. "Can I get a pack of Stuyvesant filter reds? They're the one in the fucking green package."
Monstah Slayah
2017-12-26 07:50:06 +0000 UTCI have a no ma'am shirt :D
2017-12-26 07:44:20 +0000 UTCget a squirt gun with some chili pepper in it. if anyone yawns in front of you, just shoot your load in their mouth
punishur
2017-12-26 03:40:40 +0000 UTC
