Episode 87 - Dick on The Ultimate Douchebag Machine
Added 2018-01-30 15:37:59 +0000 UTCThe Ultimate Douchebag Machine, Acting!, Small Time Tyrants, Dexter meets The Gimp, Coach is pregnant, a mob of angry Q's from Google target Nick Rekieta, what Lettuce Jones missed the most in jail, where bastards come from, The 2018 "Be More F*ck-able" Challenge, body cameras and my PR campaign for the police, watching children float out to sea, sex with Smeagol, the buying power of Dickels, Negasterios calls in, Google the cult, Stephen Universe is Degenerate: Part 2, Layc's Singled Out, The World's Loneliest Dickhead, and more advice for the guy who can't cum; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Comments
"Right into the pussy" line fucking killed me
2018-02-26 20:17:26 +0000 UTCI will answer that question for $75,000 patreon.com/lettucejones
Lettuce Jones
2018-02-06 02:31:38 +0000 UTCI feel like most sci-fi is about space terrorists. If it's a tight single ship scenario, there's always somebody trying to sabotage something. In big epic sci-fi stories, there's always some 'rebels'.
Lord Burn
2018-02-02 08:14:13 +0000 UTC>"Alright, this has been The Dick Show" >One more hour of video to go. That's why this is the only Patreon I support. No retarded "format" to speak of. Just a couple of glorious hours of bullshit.
2018-02-01 17:22:34 +0000 UTCI know men who claim they like Steven Universe. It's an exercise of approval-seeking. They may say that they like it with their mouths, but their eyes say something else entirely. I've seen it. They blink in Morse code. They're saying, "Kill me now. End my suffering."
Mr. Neil
2018-02-01 12:55:05 +0000 UTCAh, the return of Jamie. Patience of a saint, voice of an angel, body of a succubus.
Ali
2018-02-01 09:09:48 +0000 UTCSo is Maddox the new skatman?
2018-02-01 03:26:29 +0000 UTCI think queer as a noun is the offensive term. But queer as an adjective is okay and normalized. Queer people is the better term. /cuckiness
2018-02-01 02:39:34 +0000 UTCIt says "You're looking at my boobs"
Gabraham
2018-01-31 06:14:02 +0000 UTCOmg that cuckman parody was fucking the best. Spoonman is one of my favourite songs, nice to hear it used as a force for good and mockery.
Matt Ruins Your Shit
2018-01-31 04:35:21 +0000 UTCbong talk starts at 4:20
2018-01-31 04:00:59 +0000 UTCDick, I can't believe you forgot to ask Lettuce what's the jerk off situation in jail. Also, there is already a space terrorist show. It's called The Expanse and it's pretty good.
DrNic
2018-01-30 23:41:26 +0000 UTCYou can't fix stupid.
Dick Masterson
2018-01-30 20:51:50 +0000 UTCAnd a special silent-movies style mid-segment with The Entertainment with conversation in text frames
2018-01-30 20:47:18 +0000 UTCI would love a top 1000 body-cam montage under Entry of the Gladiators
2018-01-30 20:46:12 +0000 UTCWhat I wouldn't give for that pussy jumping.
Dick Masterson
2018-01-30 20:43:27 +0000 UTCSo if Maddox can't read, doesn't that nullify his argument against homeschooling? What has 12 years of public school done for him if he's so illiterate.
Mr. Neil
2018-01-30 20:43:21 +0000 UTCTHE CENTRAL SPEAKER DOES NOTHING!!!
Dick Masterson
2018-01-30 20:42:04 +0000 UTC"I've heard" that a center speaker would help with hearing dialog. I have not tried this myself
Fun Kilo @imkilo
2018-01-30 20:41:29 +0000 UTCI really dig Steven Universe. And it's probably easier to swallow if you've been along for the ride as opposed to jumping in in the middle. Because not a lot happened that first season and everything after that was very gradual. Like, episode one didn't have pussy jumping of any kind. Also, '80's and '90's cartoons were far more sexual than Steven Universe. Every female member of every team was always really hot. All of them. April O'Neil. The Baroness. Cheetara. Rogue. The list goes on.
jayjaydeth
2018-01-30 19:44:15 +0000 UTCI've read Los Angeles probably 10000 times for an hour now. Life's tough.
Mnemonic
2018-01-30 16:32:37 +0000 UTCI can't read what Jamie's shirt says
Tom Jump Jr.
2018-01-30 16:11:13 +0000 UTCA new episode. My life has meaning again!
Harry_Sach
2018-01-30 15:47:37 +0000 UTC
