Episode 99 - Dick on Happy Accidents
Added 2018-04-24 14:34:28 +0000 UTCHappy little protests, Bob Ross can't paint a cabin to save his life, Ben from The Drunken Peasants calls in, my own banned words list, experience creep, my only weakness, a premature movement for robot rights, problems with the conveniences of an automatic car, being worth less than nothing, Bill Guy the Science Dude answers your questions, drinking urine, "Shit Talker" gets an upgrade, apologizing to gun guys, sending schmucks to Antarctica, getting bored while jerking off, Pavlov's nut, an annual YouTube Bloodsport tournament, free black coffee at Starbucks, and the Uncucked Episodes of "The Biggest Problem in the Universe"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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It's one of the few places we men can seek refuge from criticizing women
Ali
2018-04-30 19:24:49 +0000 UTCI can't wait to read NSFW!!!
2018-04-30 12:27:08 +0000 UTCI think Bob Ross draws cabins poorly on purpose just to screw with people who read too much into his art... Being misunderstood has made me a rage more times than I care to count...
2018-04-30 06:51:20 +0000 UTCI can imagine those sensitivity trainings to be like The Boondocks niggaa moments (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA)</a>
2018-04-29 08:59:02 +0000 UTCCar firmware really should be open source, you put the safety of your life in the hands of that code, and you can't read nor edit it, the car industry really can go get fucked
2018-04-29 08:41:06 +0000 UTCI just put up the entire run at uncucked.thedickshow.com
Dick Masterson
2018-04-26 18:35:52 +0000 UTCProve it!
Dick Masterson
2018-04-26 18:35:40 +0000 UTCI never ask for that reason.
Dick Masterson
2018-04-26 18:35:28 +0000 UTCThey're both incredible.
Dick Masterson
2018-04-26 18:35:12 +0000 UTCWTF, Koko CAN communicate with people. She put together words with her vocabulary to create new conceptual words to express herself. Why is the concept of animals (especially primates) communicating with humans so far fetched?
Ali
2018-04-26 08:48:16 +0000 UTCWill the Facebook Group News ever stop sucking?
Mr. Killeverything
2018-04-25 22:16:59 +0000 UTCoh man dont get me started on the whole usage/commercial rights for actors in ads (the if, then stuff Dick mentions). I have to explain this daily to clients, makes me want to kill myself
Tom Jump Jr.
2018-04-25 13:25:50 +0000 UTCJust look at the speed this guy taking apart the old episodes, TDS truly has some of the finest top autists.
smarko
2018-04-25 09:06:31 +0000 UTCI can chime in about the student loan/ bankruptcy thing. Generally if you go through loans from 3rd party or other private loan groups you CAN claim bankruptcy from that. If your loans are government subsidized loans... you got those for life man.
Ryan Sutherland
2018-04-25 09:03:37 +0000 UTCcan confirm, cabin looks like horseshit <a href="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/81QKellPA70/hqdefault.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.ytimg.com/vi/81QKellPA70/hqdefault.jpg</a>
Mnemonic
2018-04-24 16:22:57 +0000 UTC
