Episode 103 - Dick on Maddox Lost
Added 2018-05-22 15:17:33 +0000 UTCMaddox's lawsuit against me is dismissed with prejudice, I am detained by the Abu Dhabi customs police in a libertarian nightmare, hiding Israeli receipts from the secret police, Israeli women, the politeness of supervillains, my new classification of countries above first world countries, toilets in the kitchen, my take on Midwest Maddox getting fleeced by an ego project, a Dickhead courtroom reporter calls in, Landau's manservant, Gorgeous Greenberger, killer lines from court, Judge Ramos the "wildcard", Asterios paywalls a freely available courtroom transcript, and My Man in NYU; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Comments
I lived/worked in Abu Dhabi for 4½ years. My observations: Ramadan is rough for non-Muslims and I must say that's unfair. Also there are plenty of attractive women with great cans there, I think you guys are looking at the wrong side of covered women there. There is a large Lebanese community in Abu Dhabi so that means there's a lot of hot partying women around. About your SNAFU at the ariport, my understanding is that since the 2010 assasination of a Hamas dude in Dubai by illegally entered Moussad agents, airport security in the UAE became extra draconian. Congratz on the victory, Dick!
Ali
2018-05-23 05:14:02 +0000 UTCReminded me of title credits to A Clockwork Orange.
2018-05-23 03:37:46 +0000 UTCIt's cool how the competent lawyers really seemed to do their damndest to get their clients off that day. Matz saved Dick, Boser, and Foundation at the last minute. Greenberger pushed for more time from the judge for Asterios a few times.
SheilaSecrets
2018-05-23 02:37:26 +0000 UTCI was hoping to hear the "MADDOX LOST! MADDOX LOST! MADDOX LOST! MADDOX LOST! DIIIIICK IS THE WINNERRRRRRRR!" jam, but I guess we can't have everything.
Big 'O'
2018-05-22 23:03:00 +0000 UTCfor a sec there I thought shorn had grown a beard. disssasspoint
Mnemonic
2018-05-22 18:55:14 +0000 UTCSuean's audio quality was immaculate.
DatBoi
2018-05-22 18:53:55 +0000 UTCKid that skips classes: Tough shit. I get it - I was there, but tough shit.
DatBoi
2018-05-22 18:49:38 +0000 UTCSean's audio quality is the standard to which all other show call-ins must be measured.
Crippling Shit
2018-05-22 18:02:59 +0000 UTCWow shujean made the sound go from unlistenable to pretty solid. Give him a raise!
2018-05-22 17:54:22 +0000 UTCLandau’s entire existence is a rage. Holy fuck.
Daniel Riley
2018-05-22 17:53:15 +0000 UTCSo bathrooms are to blame for the Israeli Eurovision finalist being the size of Israel. America 1: Israel 0
DatBoi
2018-05-22 16:59:16 +0000 UTCScreen goes all red at about 1hr 13 mins. That's weird.
David Friesner
2018-05-22 16:57:53 +0000 UTCThis fucking kid flipped me off yesterday. Sitting right on his mom's lap in a Range Rover.
Dick Masterson
2018-05-22 15:55:37 +0000 UTCI lived in Abu Dhabi for 3 years. Enjoy your time out there and don't flip anyone off. Oh and I think Maddox'a page is still blocked there. xD
2018-05-22 15:48:32 +0000 UTCWould have been even more fucking awesome if Maddox lost was episode 107. The poetry in it would have been perfect. :)
A
2018-05-22 15:33:20 +0000 UTCI've been laughing for a week straight.
Dick Masterson
2018-05-22 15:29:39 +0000 UTCDick, you have the most amazing laugh I've ever heard. And all it took was Maddox losing.
2018-05-22 15:24:54 +0000 UTChere we go... :D
Levi Clay Transcriptions
2018-05-22 15:20:09 +0000 UTC
