Maddox vs. Patreon The Courtroom Transcript
Added 2018-06-18 21:27:41 +0000 UTCI haven't even read it yet, but here it is! Maddox vs. Patreon, the real-life courtroom drama, transcribed for your enjoyment and available at http://patreon.com/TheDickShow
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punishur
2018-06-20 13:33:28 +0000 UTCI would have loved to see this played out in real life. He had repetitive nonanswers for the Judge.
VSDC.TV
2018-06-20 10:27:58 +0000 UTCI'm just curious, who has the movie rights to the story of the whole lolsuit fiasco??? I would assume that Dick has the rights to tell the tale. Somebody please tell me if I am wrong, thank you!!!
2018-06-20 02:31:57 +0000 UTCWe’re done.
Caleb Winters
2018-06-19 16:16:42 +0000 UTCI thought this was satire when they mentioned that Jessica and Maddox broke up.
Alex Campbell
2018-06-19 15:18:47 +0000 UTCWell, that was fun.
Adam Lane
2018-06-19 13:21:07 +0000 UTC"THE COURT: Is this harrassment?" How's that for irony? Hehe
2018-06-19 10:15:06 +0000 UTCWe're done.
2018-06-19 08:30:06 +0000 UTCWow! Ramos is a fucking awesome judge! No bullshit at all!
Ramlan Kamal
2018-06-19 04:31:19 +0000 UTCI get a Trey Gowdy vibe from Judge Ramos' remarks, so an actor fitting that bill gets my vote for the transcript reenactments.
2018-06-19 03:33:39 +0000 UTC"The first question I have about this case is why are we here?" Ramos' first statement says everything you need to know about this shitpiece of a suit.
Poopfeast420
2018-06-19 03:04:08 +0000 UTC"That's Barbara Shandwick"
2018-06-19 02:43:01 +0000 UTCLandau reminds me a lot of Chris Chan.
688as
2018-06-19 02:16:05 +0000 UTCNo wonder Ramos was so pissed.
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:12:35 +0000 UTCThe transcript for everyone else is at lolsuit.com on the last page.
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:12:23 +0000 UTCSame. I hope we're related.
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:12:04 +0000 UTCThey've all got to be gold. His cases are fucked!
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:11:48 +0000 UTCThat's how little work Landau put into this suit.
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:11:17 +0000 UTCI saw that. Very interesting.
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:11:00 +0000 UTCHe's the funniest TDS character yet.
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:10:43 +0000 UTCGreat line.
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:10:29 +0000 UTCI paid extra to keep it from going public. j/k
Dick Masterson
2018-06-19 02:10:22 +0000 UTCthis is absolutely fucking hilarious, a ramshackle affair if i do say so myself
2018-06-19 01:54:47 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHA it's only 16 pages. Ramos was so fucking done with this shit and this was the smaller hearing
2018-06-19 01:50:27 +0000 UTCWE ARE DONE HERE
2018-06-19 01:06:50 +0000 UTCThis is like a prequel!
Wesley Lima
2018-06-19 00:56:41 +0000 UTCThat is one of the best things I've read in a while. Where are the rest of the transcripts for the other defendants? This judge's remarks are pure gold.
2018-06-19 00:06:44 +0000 UTC"He is a proponent of harassment and so on and so forth."
2018-06-18 23:21:12 +0000 UTCThis is amazing
2018-06-18 23:15:02 +0000 UTCAnnihilated..
Twistlock
2018-06-18 23:13:37 +0000 UTCI didn't think I could love Ramos more than I did before.
sagacious zu
2018-06-18 23:03:53 +0000 UTCWe're done.
Tyler
2018-06-18 22:53:24 +0000 UTCRackets emergency livestream!
Mr. Neil
2018-06-18 22:32:03 +0000 UTCAbsolutely beautiful reading. Definitely made my day brighter
2018-06-18 22:29:22 +0000 UTCOh man, that was a great read. I kind of want to see transcripts from every case Landui has ever represented. Someone get all of those and turn it into a hilarious radio drama comedy podcast.
Phone Losers of America
2018-06-18 22:17:08 +0000 UTC“I didn’t even get to the terms of use.” I lol’d.
Keith Richards
2018-06-18 22:16:34 +0000 UTCJust stomped into the ground, and beaten like a bitch. Another judge just not having it, and not dealing with this bullshit case. DICK, IS, THE WINNNNNNNNNAR!!
Jeremy Kurowski
2018-06-18 22:15:40 +0000 UTC"...so on and so forth." always breeds a sense of confidence in belief of what you are saying. LuL
2018-06-18 22:03:10 +0000 UTC"we're done"
Nicholas Melchiori
2018-06-18 22:00:16 +0000 UTCName spelled wrong at the beginning lul
Ty
2018-06-18 21:59:55 +0000 UTCLoren Baker is a guy. I had to look it up. Cuz I was wondering if she was hot.
Richard Heck
2018-06-18 21:53:45 +0000 UTCLandui: But I didn't even get to- Ramos: WE'RE DONE!
Fosco
2018-06-18 21:51:20 +0000 UTCPage 12: "barbara shandwick"
Zach Owen
2018-06-18 21:50:10 +0000 UTCWhat a great ending. "We're done."
Tessou
2018-06-18 21:50:03 +0000 UTCHold the phone, you're barking up the wrong tree landog
2018-06-18 21:49:25 +0000 UTCInteresting, this transcript refers to Mental Jess as Maddox's former girlfriend back in May.
Jared
2018-06-18 21:47:48 +0000 UTCWe're done. Killed it.
Alexander Sturm
2018-06-18 21:40:40 +0000 UTCHoly shit, I love this judge
Brett Andreassen
2018-06-18 21:39:46 +0000 UTCFucking fantastic hahahaha.
Ryan Smith
2018-06-18 21:38:32 +0000 UTCLandau: "the defendant is a platform"
Mike lea
2018-06-18 21:38:30 +0000 UTCFYI the link in this post includes the exclamation, so it doesn't work.
sticky frog
2018-06-18 21:36:32 +0000 UTCLook at Asterios over here.
688as
2018-06-18 21:35:33 +0000 UTCYour ! In your link breaks it.
BillBull
2018-06-18 21:29:09 +0000 UTC
