Episode 126 - Dick on Staying Off the Internet

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0:00 - Short people 0:52 - Yeeah 7:00 - Coach's Halloween costume 8:53 - [RAGE] Fake Spiderweb decorations 9:50 - Baseball, LA Dodgers suck 18:05 - [RAGE] Shaving 19:25 - Dick builds a zipline 24:18 - Porn "Stars" 26:15 - Dick's trip to Home Depot 36:05 - The Federal Reserve 52:48 - Dick on The Ralph Retort &amp; Richard Spencer 56:46 - [SONG] HMWH - Drill Her <a href="https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/drill-her" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/drill-her</a> 1:03:10 - [GOSS] Dr. Nurse calls in 1:38:30 - Emails, Maddox NPD Diagnosis 1:48:30 - [EROCTIC STORY] Cuckhold story 1:57:19 - News Headlines 2:02:50 - Christopher the Kiwi calls in, spaghetti ensues 2:22:30 - Ian Eisenberg calls in, being stalked by porn "star" 2:30:50 - [SONG] “Maddox, What Did You Do?” by Vizzy G <a href="https://soundcloud.com/vizzyg/maddox-what-did-you-do" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/vizzyg/maddox-what-did-you-do</a>2:33:50 - [FACEBOOK NEWS] Stove spergs 2:37:40 - [REDDIT NEWS] equally informative 2:39:00 - [GOSS] Asterios' settlement <a href="https://medium.com/@asterios/maddox-wants-to-settle-heres-my-counter-offer-to-george-maddox-oz-d8dc694872cc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://medium.com/@asterios/maddox-wants-to-settle-heres-my-counter-offer-to-george-maddox-oz-d8dc694872cc</a> 2:40:00 - Voicemails

Bootyman

That creepy aussie mother fucker was the most agonizingly dense motherfucker to ever be on the show, That strain of autism and betamale misogyny is so fucking rampant in certain parts of the internet, but I was not ready for it to creep up here. I never wanna see a half a brain shitstain like that on the show again.

Heartrate monitor

What is the changing number at the bottom of the screen? Kind of a n00b here.

Drill her is amazing! Genuinely good song.

Rei Starlove ♥

I miss the voice of Harmful Opinions already 😭

kys

Dick, here is a good resource on learning about the Fed without all the JFK assassination stuff. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0</a>

I'm not used to seeing Dick clean shaven. Makes his face look even smaller ;)

Mark King

I love Sean's attitude towards the dodgers. True LA fan

Bruce Kimosorio

The fucking Auzzie was literally the worst guest to ever call in to the show! He was such a whiny little bitch. I have never to this point wished that a guest would just buy a ticket to Greenland on air before. He wasted so much time on the show too! I have never Fastforwarded through an episode before this one. Do all of us a favor Christopher and just go to Greenland already you little whiny bitch.

Jeaux Thibodeaux

So that Aussie was weird. Especially the question he was trying to ask. He didn't seem like a regular fan of the show.

Metal Donut

Alternative theory: His neighbor doesn't exist and is just George's psychic representation of his mother. That's why she's so evil and critical of him without provocation. The audio of his neighbor is George doing his best impression of his mom and saying things that he hates, like how hippie shit is great. Also, there never was a cricket. It was all in his head.

J. S. Ling

The concept Sean might be talking about is Borderline personality disorder iirc. Maddox is full of cluster B behaviors it seems

It boggles my mind that someone who speaks in the cadence of a child who can't follow basic conversation who is clearly drugged up on a bevy of mood stabilizers can just send me to a loony bin on her word. What the fuck

What if Maddox's "Crazy neighbour" that he talked about in The Biggest Problem was in fact his mother and the recordings we heard was of her?

Lupine

Jesus Christ that Australian guy.....

hey dick{not calling you by your real name :D) suicide is no joke. think of a persons soul and how much they suffered to motivate themselves to end their existence that being said I get the joke and dig it but let's try and be a little bit more human? idk maybe LA is different. Love the show and have supported you from the start. Much love.

Dr. Nurse's voice is cute! CUTE!

where can I watch the killer cuck song? or listen to it?

Mnemonic

Well that's the first time I've heard someone call in their suicide note. Jesus.

that australian was the most unreliable narrator, bad vibes.

uh. that dude scares me.

"You don't meet the right sorts of people in bars" &gt; Tries to date an inmate

Wesley Lima

<a href="https://youtu.be/WVxWPkMXOmw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/WVxWPkMXOmw</a>

Nice talk about the Fed. We had the same thing done in Canada in the '70 by our Prime Minister's father! Please watch this :

Next year he goes as a string bean "Oh you must be a bell pepper"

The Gentleman Sausage

Sean's baseball rage tears are so delicious.

Tom Jump Jr.