Apostrophos News 1/3/2019

I'm only 5 ins in and this is fucking AMAZING. Please replace Asterios IMMEDIATELY with this funnier and infinitely superior Puppet Version

Brad McFly

THIS HAS TO HAPPEN

This was fucking great I want more of these

Man, just watching it stack the sauces was funny as hell to me. That guy really nails and exaggerates all the right mannerisms!

Maybe they can get Asterios and the muppet on the same episode!

I'm investing in sauces now thanks to Kokopuffs. Its all gonna be smooth investing from here!

Aaron Francis

And he sent me TWO personal emails. Not sure if it was a fuckup, but they were funny

Joey

This is honestly the hardest I've laughed at anything on the internet in a long time. I'm a Kokopuffs Patreoni now. More of this PLEASE

Joey

Jefferson had a koran to figure out why Muslims in Libya were capturing american merchant and naval ships and holdem them ransom. Ever wonder why in the marines anthem they say "the shores of Tripoli"? stop being a cocksucker asterios.

Kevin Schaffner

This is great.

Jeremy Kurowski

The most accurate thing about this muppet is that he does everything with his left hand. Because the right one is always low key masturbating under the table.

I'm still confused how that isn't Sezyhscuyns voice

Why does Apostrophos sound and act exactly like Yoda. He even does the “mmmmm” sound.

BenSolo9519

Fantastic. Very good. Very funny. Fucking puppets.

amazing. best 5 dollars a month ever.

Apostrophos is about twice as funny. Unfortunately doubling zero still yields zero.

This my FAVORITE thing you've ever done! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! do more

Eugene the Bichon Frise

My god, when Dick realizes that talking about the fucking puppet’s SAUCES is funnier than the news... Best moment of Dick Show history. I cancelled a few times before, but if this is a returning segment I’ll stay a patreon forever.

Apostrophos is way funnier to me than Asterios ever was. Can he be our news babe? Also, Mitt Romney is still around because people like me donated a shit ton of money to make him senator so he could come back and get another shot at being president. ROMNEY 2020.

This puppet is pure gold.

Ian Daniel

i had the same reaction as Dick to the revelation that Apostrophos is an orphan. This guy is a riot! Seems like hes not a local but i’d love him to be on more.

Antoids

"Why is mitt romney still around" Like all things, the mormons fault.

*Changzzzzz

Eighty

I didn't know I wanted this so much. I can't wait for the next Road Rage. There is no way Apostrophos won't show up to meet Asterios.

Silent Eric

I hope this takes off and you become the new Mr. Rogers for the next generation.

thanks I learned a lot

Cameron Clarke

please can you get a Cuckox made....

Levi Clay Transcriptions

I lost it when he started building his little tower of precious McNugget sauce

That makes absolutely no sense

The news hour was only half and hour long because Apostrophos' idea of a socialist government took the other half.

Zach Owen

Love this a lot! Now if only there was a puppet news babe on the regular show.

Matthew Moore

That couch joke had me in stitches!

Zach Owen

That voice... It's so familiar!

Ty

You should replace Tim Chainzzzz and Denzel with muppet versions , since they won't come themselves on the show. Lol

I laughed way too hard at Apostrophos spilling his juice.

Imagine how funny this will be after a few weeks of workshopping.

Riley Courter

His eyes are so mesmerizing

Lance Delvin Becker

I would love that.

Dick Masterson

You should have both Apostrophos and Asterios on as guests at the same time