Episode 135 - Dick on The Asterios Muppet
Added 2019-01-01 17:24:01 +0000 UTCThe great 2019 virgin race, one-eyed dogs and cats, the lameness of the government shutdown, Buzzed Driving is not Drunk Driving, chewing out waut3rboi, the N-word and America's great tyrant, more on Sargon, how to apologize, my horse dies in Red Dead Redemption 2, back in parking spots, fake interactivity, the "What Happened to Maddox's Penis?" game, and the Asterios Muppet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Comments
Who voiced the Asterios Muppet? At one point, Sean says "But I seem to have an Asian guy's hand up my ass." That made me think it might be Randy Kian.
The Robot Engineer
2021-05-06 14:56:31 +0000 UTCThe show needs more Kokopuffs
2020-02-22 01:19:15 +0000 UTCRed Dead Redemption 2 is the only game I play that my girlfriend isn't a bitch about.
2019-05-14 16:34:33 +0000 UTCThat picture of Maddox is the definition of a sad sallow sack of shit.
Clyde Frog
2019-03-29 14:45:27 +0000 UTCI needed to hear that advice on ghosting. Cant lose anymore sleep over things people hold over my head. Thank you, Dick. Always with the best advice.
Joshua Kane (Touring Ammos Music)
2019-01-14 02:33:21 +0000 UTCDick's opinion on video games is bullshit.
Jared
2019-01-13 01:20:59 +0000 UTCI drown out that unwanted sound by listening to music I enjoy or by turning on a fan. Being hyper-sensitive is a gift and curse I suppose...
2019-01-07 00:01:18 +0000 UTCMexico is hiding the mudflood #Tartaria
Andreas Xirtus
2019-01-03 23:48:21 +0000 UTCi would give both my nuts to have an all muppet segment
2019-01-03 17:47:37 +0000 UTCalso I don't think they ever asked him directly for an apology... so not sure why you are getting riled up
2019-01-03 17:26:51 +0000 UTCThat's why it's great. I want Emily to bully me with her smugness.
2019-01-03 16:10:41 +0000 UTCThe Asterios puppet is the best thing I’ve seen in ages😅
Djingy
2019-01-03 14:30:27 +0000 UTCThat FB group news chick's voice is insufferably smug
2019-01-03 07:08:36 +0000 UTCYou're right, Dick. I'm a massive fucking hypocrite. I will never delete my Paypal nor go through the pain in the ass to switch credit cards. Back up to 20 we go!
2019-01-03 05:39:15 +0000 UTCAsterios Pinocchios was GREAT!
Big 'O'
2019-01-02 23:01:43 +0000 UTCAlways apologize? Gimme a break. Maybe Sarg'n shouldn't be making a stand on everyone elses dime, but you don't always cuck. No way. Case by case at the very least.
2019-01-02 21:12:58 +0000 UTCGO INTO THE WATER
David Friesner
2019-01-02 17:26:13 +0000 UTCthat "apology" nonsense is bullshit <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7hvZee-PQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7hvZee-PQ</a> <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U0mQjUA0T5INc_GDkwPJ2mfhO7tbaIogisSqqxHw0hc/edit" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U0mQjUA0T5INc_GDkwPJ2mfhO7tbaIogisSqqxHw0hc/edit</a>
2019-01-02 05:28:58 +0000 UTCTWO WORDS: "MORE PUPPETS!" Why is there not already a Maddox puppet for Christ's sakes?
J. S. Ling
2019-01-02 04:50:41 +0000 UTCIt's Theodor Herzel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
Eighty
2019-01-02 04:43:09 +0000 UTCIt's sparkling water made by Shasta. It's just as awful as it sounds.
La Pucina Fresca
2019-01-01 23:14:03 +0000 UTCMotherfucker, if I had a dollar for every time I apologized for bullshit to keep The Biggest Problem alive, I’d have $25,000.
Dick Masterson
2019-01-01 19:31:48 +0000 UTC"always apologize" from the same guy who's said repeatedly "never apologize". so which is it
Daniel Atwater
2019-01-01 19:15:51 +0000 UTC
