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Episode 136 - Dick on Chokepoints

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Chicken coops, sound baths, being too lazy for drugs, the endless consumption of sustainability, Girl Scout cookies, Nick Monroe and Operation Chokepoint, the start of the Great Virgin Race, Null from Kiwi Farms brings in Jessica Yaniv, the waxing of women's balls, how to apologize, screen time trackers, honey pots, and my dad's bidet stalemate; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Episode 136 - Dick on Chokepoints

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Fuckin' love this guy/gals thumbnails. Always reminds me of a precious moments statuette only its you and szawn doing some goofy shit. The closer you look the cooler it is.

Dick, this shit with Sargon is pissing me off. I think you're losing your objectivity because you're losing money and you already had some beef with him via Mr Metokur and now "Ralf." I like Sargon, but for some context, I've never given him a cent and I've been a Big Swinging Dick since the moment I saw your patreon after the break up (first day or 2 it was up.) As you see me commenting on this video a month late, I'm behind and even when I'm up to date I don't even use the 20 dollar options. I signed up for 20 regardless of the rewards because I wanted to support you because of principals. It was obvious Maddox went full retard so I put my money where my mouth is and maintained it regardless of my usage because of my morals. All the drama with Maddox has fed this fire for me. How many people went Team Dick because of the principles. Not trying to virtue signal here but maybe it is 😔. Your comparison, you apologized for the people on your lawsuit is completely different and frankly an awful analogy or proof that he should have acted differently. Sargon has nothing to do with you, unlike the giant lawsuit with the people and companies you mentioned. In a previous episode you also brought up Dankula, specifically you asked Sargon about it and he told you that he isn't paying the fine. Then you brought it up in a later episode like it was Sargon's decision. Your bias against Sargon comes out everytime you talk about him and to him since the Metokur beef started. Now your playing Captain Hindsight. It doesn't even matter if Sargon was being the biggest asshat in the world, because he has no affiliation or reason to make a decision for you. I think I get why you've lost objectivity here, besides the bias with him against your friends. It's cost you money and losing money is stressful. The idea that your whole patreon could implode must be incredibly stressful. With the precident he set, I get that you would be like "fuck that guy," but I also think you should be able to see that roles reversed you could have in the same situation. You absolutely seem like someone who doesn't give a fuck about people not affiliated with you, especially with money. Your standard stance appears to me at least, to be like "fuck other people when you can benefit" when it comes to advice for every person who ever asks on the show. I get Sargon isn't benefiting in the way you want. He just has his pride and morals, regardless of their value. It doesn't help you, but you should be able to understand him being stubborn, I think of you as more stubborn as him. Perhaps I'm completely wrong, but I don't think so. As I've stated I'm late on listening, so if you issue a formal apology for being so wrong, like you've been preaching, I accept.

i think you missed the key point of "loli" porn. It's pornography that's SUPPOSED to look like children. It's not "cartoon porn" it's "cartoons of child porn". It's different. I see his point. It's very, very close to crossing the line.

Umm, it's credited to two different people. Both years before hers. She followed instructions, bravo.

Loli=/=pedophilia these people support child drag queens then freak out about drawings. They are the worst and I'll fight anyone including a cripple who wants to throw around pedophile accusations for cartoon porn. You sound like the human rights committee

As someone who actually eats Jack Fruit, I've never heard the "tastes like meat" thing. It has a sweetness to it but if you use it for smoothies or stuff like that, its best mixed with other fruits.

Joseph M

i did the same thing little Irishman did with the miis, but i did it to my mom with the N64 wrestling game WWE War Zone

Sustainability of the Month Club, more like Sucker of the Month Club!!!

Note on Naomi Wu: she actually made that automatic drink mixer you brought up the idea for on a recent bonus episode, she made a video on it a while ago. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKa0YGDu1KI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKa0YGDu1KI</a>

Dale Luck

Can we get Smiley on the show already?

Matty H

The foam is probably you and the lady's juices frothing due to the repeated movements. The same happens when using male toys and lube.

c00f

Bisexual women are hated by lesbians

I would disagree with the closing statement and tell everyone that I DO want to be sent pictures of vaginas, but I'm pretty sure that the very femtosecond I do, I will be instead sent a picture of some jackass's testicles.

Ross Lane

They literally sell girlscout cookie candy bars year round. Or at least they did for a while. That's a snickers PLUS a thin mint, which is necessarily better than either by itself.

The Gentleman Sausage

Press F for our fallen sargin.

Starkey

hehe's thumbnails are the best

punishur

Damn, that bit about staying home watching price is right followed by hours of depravity... really took me back

Daniel Atwater

The "foam" is probably just yeast (vaginal candidiasis - don't google image that).

Peach Yoghurt sounds like the screen name asterios and Paige's illegitimate child. Sorry Sirancha.

Zach Owen

Also, Penis.

A whole day early!! Thank you!!

Tuesday gets earlier every week

Blaise

I'm so behind in the episodes. Fuck.

Chokepoints 👀💦

Christmas came really early this year.

RHCrew

oh hai

See you next Monday

Greg Invidious

Thank i wasn’t doing shit today

Early as fuck bro!? What's the occasion? Maddox Mondays?

Zach Owen


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