Episode 152 - Dick on a Mission from God
Added 2019-04-30 16:28:20 +0000 UTCMy visa is finally denied, knock-off legos, Mortal Kuckbat 11, a guy pees on a midget, the mirrors in my house are all a forehead too high, the mushroom cosplay cult, the problems with being innocent, Nick Rackets calls in about Vic Lasagna, addictive butt tattoos, Andrew from Eugene Oregon's wife's bikini contest, the cellophane freshness tops on yogurt that women don't throw away, environmental sensibilities, Asterios updates his pronouns, and where not to go during a mass shooting; all that and more this week on The Dick show!
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2:16:00 (2019) "we have to make lest stuff illegal" (2020) it is illegal to go outside without a mask on your face. we are all in china now boys, no matter what part of the world your from, we are getting hit when this dumb fucking law. Put a piece of cloth over your mouth because that will stop a microscopic virus or pay fine / go to jail
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2020-08-13 13:59:53 +0000 UTCend game was shit. i wait out 1hr in.
trigger warning
2020-08-13 00:17:42 +0000 UTCOkay well the in studio guest is 100% a pedophile. The way he talks and acts like some insecure Chad I've seen it in a close friend before who got locked up. B e t a
Ligma Balls
2019-10-13 15:06:19 +0000 UTCGoing back through episodes I missed. Great show.
2019-07-10 06:32:41 +0000 UTCThanks for posting my comment Dick, @ 49:30. It was crazy strolling along with my headphones on, to hear my name pop up all a sudden and hear you struggle to speak out my run on sentence that doesn't come out well verbally. A proud moment. Not sure it's worth the $700+ and who knows how many hours I've put into this, but at least now I know what it's like to be famous. :-)
2019-05-07 17:26:10 +0000 UTCPoo Poo Pee Pee
2019-05-04 16:02:07 +0000 UTCThis guest is a huge BETA. Child of the lie.
Seth Johnson
2019-05-02 19:39:38 +0000 UTCHe broke it off tho
Lupine
2019-05-02 09:19:34 +0000 UTCviolence ok!! Sexy Costumes?? DUDES ONLY! plus the characters look the worst in the series yet. A million costumes that are all color pallet swaps of the same bland costumes. I hope the modding community gets a shot at fixing the cosmetics SJWs ruined spitefully... Dick just get güd. gota remember them buttons u Noob Saibooty! Towers of Time can suck my dick.
2019-05-01 08:10:31 +0000 UTCThe Rageaholic nails it <a href="https://youtu.be/EU-H5-ddwR4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/EU-H5-ddwR4</a>
2019-05-01 08:05:33 +0000 UTCmk11 gets woke <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hvYS4IIJD8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hvYS4IIJD8</a>
2019-05-01 08:05:02 +0000 UTCVic did a third party rape. He kissed that woman with her consent but without the consent of whoever witnessed it and felt raped on her behalf.
The Gentleman Sausage
2019-04-30 23:18:57 +0000 UTCI want this sean on a shirt
2019-04-30 17:56:50 +0000 UTCAlso, Penis.
2019-04-30 17:35:43 +0000 UTCAlso, penis
2019-04-30 17:35:35 +0000 UTCWhat did I say about having gay sex? Didn't I tell you it would end up with your fiance completely disrespecting you and no longer seeing you as a man? You need to head to a confessional post haste sodomite.
2019-04-30 16:51:07 +0000 UTCScone's ass puns really crack me up
Girf Strongweiner
2019-04-30 16:43:07 +0000 UTC
