Episode 153 - Dick on Bad Reviews

I don't think it's warranted. Boogie's a genuinely good guy. I would feel pretty bad if I ever shit-talked him.

Big Gulps, huh

*Extended nose exhale over words*

Really? I guess we are polar opposites cuz he's a turn-on for me!

I just cringed my teeth out and I need implants now: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaidTirSTbU&amp;t=" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaidTirSTbU&amp;t=</a>

I wear my sunglasses indoors, so that i can throat the miiic when its my turn to taaallllk

DatBoi

Dick, I'm leaning toward Sean's side on the drugs thing. Reason being I've never done drugs of any kind, yet I've had suicidal ideations related to my brain being weird for most of my life. I've also been exercising regularly for years, and it hasn't changed the nature of my brain (though I do enjoy it). I know where Sean's coming from; how he says he always thought his lack of emotion or w/e was just normal. That's exactly how it is to have chronic depression or whatever you want to call it. I have my own personal reasons for not wanting to medicate my issues, and like Sean said it doesn't work for everyone, but I know for a fact that exercise and diet and anything else you can think of aren't solutions to the way I feel. I'm fine with that, but I sympathize with those who choose to medicate themselves to have their 'normal' become something more pleasant. That's not meant to excuse all instances of prescribing w/e drugs to whomever, but it does have a place.

hahahahahahaha

I wanted to comment on the whole trans thing real quick. The "theory" that is now widely accepted today about trans people started with a Doctor named John Money, a Psychiatrist from New Zealand. His most famous case happened in 1966, when a kid named David Reimer was born, and fell victim to a botched circumcision. Dr. Money assured the parents that if he was allowed to give the kid a sexual reassignment surgery while still an infant, and they treated the child as a girl, he would grow up like a girl and be happy, never knowing that he was biologically a boy. Of course this ended in disaster, where the guy found out he was a boy, because he could tell he was not like other girls, and as an adult became severely depressed and suicidal. His story came to international attention in 1997 when Rolling Stone published an article detailing David's interview with a famous sexologist. A few years later he shot himself in the head, after previous attempts to kill himself failed. This is not the only story that ends like this from that bastard. Dr. John Money is a hack, and his "theory" has been clearly debunked as bullshit, but our society has chosen to pretend like it is absolute fact. I just though a man of science like yourself would want to know Dick, go fuck yourself.

Clyde Frog

Right, made it 6 minutes in until edgy indoor glasses guy said transvestites and transexuals are the same and I just can't deal with that in this day and age. Gotta cancel my patreon, good luck man, thanks for the laughs on the first 150ish episodes. Edit: I'm not cancelling only for what I mentioned, that was the straw that broke etc. It's just that in the past few episodes I realised that while some of us here enjoy the hyperbole of your rants, some others actually *believe* the more extreme aspects of your parody and it's scary, man.

Lupine

Dick, I know you have interesting friends and a cool LA life, so cringey fucks like Romel and that Kiwi might seem like fun oddities to you. But i listen to you to escape unfunny morons like that in my shit mid-western everyday existence. Otherwise your show rules. You're one of the last entertainers who's not afraid to be entertaining, etc. etc.

The Sean Show up in here again

"Everything is rotten inside" Amazing.

The Magician Formerly Known as Stiffalis

dick your dad didn't sound mexican enough, did he bring taco bell?

Dick, you can buy empty wine bags with a spout on them and fill them with liquor. They're made to go in a specially made purse, but they fit perfect in your waist line and don't typically burst or leak. I fill them up with Jack Fire when I snowboard and I've never had any issues the past 3 years using them. I paid $10 for 3 of them online.

SacDragger

Also, penis.

I don't look forward to the boogie bashing (having not listened yet), but I feel it's probably warranted at this point.

Russ Toms

I can't do this one, man. That mumble-mouthed fuck shouldn't have taken so many ludes before this. Not only is this mongoloid-throated dumb bastard incapable of clearly speaking into a mic, he couldn't have negated more premises or stopped more lines of conversation if he had set out to do so. Fucking stupid piece of shit galt fuck.